Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
A. your mom.
Q. Why are you rubbing butter on yourself?
Because I'm a lunatic.
Why did Aang eat a lemon for Breakfast today?
A. Cause it felt better than what he was experiencing from his behind.
Q. Can i buy you?
A. Shes cheap
Q. Hey look at that handsome young stud, dont you just wanna be like him?
A: No, I have the handsomeness I could ever want in my little box. Its very special-rub it three times and it makes the whole world pretty!
Q: Race you to the door?
A. ive already won
Q. did you just get a haircut?
A: No, does it look like I did?
Q: Yes?
A: So he can keep his bald head nice and shiny in case he is ever on a desert island and needs to signal to rescue crews
Q: How high can you go?
A: No you'll scare the poor thing
Q: Can you see green?
A. Books, only if it's Bleach manga.
Q. Aang in Wonderland.
A: Mad Hatter Appa
Q: Eeep?
A. Zuko: Aang, whats his power level.
Aang: "IT'S OVER 9000".
Zuko: "WHAT, 9000".
Q. Picture this, Momo doing the Thiller.
A. Just beat it.
Q. Are you dropping it like its hawt?