Because she wasn't bitten by a radioactive dolphin
Why can dolphins drive?
TELETOON
Owen taught them in exchange for teaching him how to swim like a fish while asleep.
Why did Harold take figure-skating?
The radioactive dolphin overlords told him to.
How did the dolphin overlords get radioactive?
they swam in owen by-products (pee and poop)
why does owen win?
Because the radioactive dolphin mafia bribed the producers.
Why does beastmutt think human waste is radioactive?
Because he saw Owen eat radioactive waste.
Why is Cornergas94 obsessed with radioactive dolphins?
Well, there are several reasons. DISREGARD THAT. BECAUSE I LOVE THE DOLPHINS! THEY ARE MY FRIENDS! THE POLONIUM 210 IS THEIR WAY OF SAYING I LOVE YOU! 2+2=5. (drool and babble)
WHY ARE HUMANS SO VIOLENT TOWARDS EACH OTHER? WOULDNT IT BE EASIER TO HAVE DOLPHINS RUN EVERYTHING? TOO BAD THEIR UPRISING WILL NOT OCCUR ON A GLOBAL SCALE ON SEPTEMBER 5, 2008 OF THE HUMAN CALENDAR AT 17:00 UNIVERSAL TIME. YES, RATHER UNFORTUNANT THAT.
EDIT: SORRY, I MEANT SEPTEMBER 5, 2008, STUPID FLIP...HANDS AND DIGITS.
| cornergas94 wrote: |
| Well, there are several reasons (dolphins probe brain) BECAUSE I LOVE THE DOLPHINS! THE POLONIUM 210 IS THEIR WAY OF SAYING I LOVE YOU! 2+2=5. (drool and babble) WHY ARE HUMANS SO VIOLENT TOWARDS EACH OTHER? WOULDNT IT BE EASIER TO HAVE DOLPHINS RUN EVERYTHING? TOO BAD THEIR UPRISING WILL NOT OCCUR ON A GLOBAL SCALE ON SEPTEMBER 5, 2008 OF THE HUMAN CALENDAR AT 17:00 UNIVERSAL TIME. YES, RATHER UNFORTUNANT THAT. EDIT: SORRY, I MEANT SEPTEMBER 5, 2008, STUPID FLIP...HANDS AND DIGITS. |
(Sorry if I offended you)
YES. YOU SHOULD NOT QUESTION WHATEVER RADIOACTIVE DOLPHINS DO. BUT FEEL FREE TO IT IS NOT AS IF THEY ARE WATCHING ALL HUMANS AT ALL TIMES. NOW WHO WANTS TO DISCUSS THIS CLEARLY INFERIOR FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT THAT WE USE TO FULFILL OUR NEED TO RELAX?
WHY DID THE FEMALE BRIDGETTE NOT ENGAGE IN THE MOST ATROCIOUS CRIME THINKABLE. IS SHE A GOD OF SOME SORT? DO WE TREAT HER AS A GOD? IS THIS "BRIDGETTE" THE MAIN DEITY? YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I'M NOT A DOLPHIN.
because she likes geoff
why does geoff have to be a party guy?
Its in his DNA
Why did the bear take the CONFESSINALS when he was mauling Cody?
because he likes the chips he had
why was cody sucking on noah's ear in the bog sleep
because he's in looooove.
why does heather have to be on the show?
Some affirmative action red tape.
What did the racoon Optimus Prime say to a centipede?
lets see tdi on youtube
y is tdi in the U.S.
Because it's AWESOME America. All other countries are our b*****s!
Why did cornergas94 reference Klayworld here?
Don't ask questions that you can wait a few hours to find out.
Why did Harold cheat to vote Courtney off.
Because courtney's a C.I.T.
what is chris afraid of?
Jim Croce records. His voice is TERRIFYING!
Why did Beth miss the catching lesson for fire batons?
