1. You Have Been Fired From 6 Different Jobs For Constantly Calling Your Boss ''Mr.Krabs''.
2.You Insist On Calling Your Driving School Teacher ''Mrs.Puff''.
3. You Develop A Strange Addiction To Money Seemingly Overnight.
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1. You Have Been Fired From 6 Different Jobs For Constantly Calling Your Boss ''Mr.Krabs''.
2.You Insist On Calling Your Driving School Teacher ''Mrs.Puff''.
3. You Develop A Strange Addiction To Money Seemingly Overnight.
4.For Halloween, You Painted Yourself Yellow.
5.You Taped A Snail Shell To The Back Of Your Pet Cat.
(Those Where My First Ever Posts!Yaaaaaaayyyyyy!)
4.For Halloween, You Painted Yourself Yellow.
5.You Taped A Snail Shell To The Back Of Your Pet Cat.
(Those Where My First Ever Posts!Yaaaaaaayyyyyy!)
Ooooooooooppppppssssss!I Wrote That One Post Twice!
9.Your Laugh Becomes dolphiny.
10.Your lifelong dream is to breathe underwater.
11.When you learned that they tested bombs at Bikini Atoll, you shouted,''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!''
12.You have long, intelligent conversations with your aquarium fish and your cleaning sponge.
(Sorry, number 11 isn't funny at all!)
(Thanks, RapaxGuardian!)
13.You MARRIED your kitchen sponge!(HAHAHAHAHA)
(OOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSS! I wrote another post twice!)
In about an hour, Ihave to go somewhere for a couple of hours.
Your reasons are funny. 
Hope ya have fun wherever yer goin'. Wanna be friends? 
18.You flip burgers at your job, but your an accountant!
19.You try to have your name legally changed to ''Patrick Star''!
(By the way, Rapax, I've been seeing you all around the Spongebob forums)
Sorry I seem to be following you around the site, Rapax.You happen to be everywhere I go!
20.When your neighbor sued you, you dressed your sponge up in a tiny tuxedo and told the judge it was your lawyer.
