This has been done on many other forums. The object is to mention examples of what you would do if you were truly addicted to SpongeBob.
For instance:
You know you're addicted to SpongeBob when you ask you realtor about houses that have a distinct pineapple shape.
You know you're addicted to SpongeBob when you think the primo boy/girl in school is trying to 'steal your secret formula" for literature success.
You know you're addicted to SpongeBob when you start to think people are calling you "the talking cheese."
You know you're addicted to SpongeBob when it seems like all your teacher ever says is, "WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS!!! WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS!!!"
Hopefully you get the jist of it.
Enjoy!
You know you're addicted to SpongeBob when you begin protesting agaisnt Maine lobster shacks.