You know you watch to my SpongeBob when you dive under the water looking for a pineapple.

You put pants on all the sponges in your kitchen

You call Burger King the Krusty Krab

You have snail and name it Gary

You go into a gift shop, look at a dried out Star fish and yell out "Patrick!! What did they do to you?!?!?"

You call a burger a Krabby Patty

You go into a gift shop, look at a dried out Sponge and yell out " Spongebob! What did they do to you?

You won't eat Crabs because you think it might be Mr. Krabs.

You don't want to eat octupuses (with six legs), because you might think it's Squidward! (Obvious.)

You'll try to talk to your Pet Goldfish (Because the fish in Spongebob can talk)

When you see a sqiurrel outside you call out "Hey Sandy!"

You don't eat a pineapple because you think it's Spongebobs house.

When you have a "Friend" called Squidward

You think that the Baywatch cast are hovercrafts. (please, no riding Pamela Anderson jokes)

You can understand meow

You right a ton of SpongeBob-related parody and/or parody-parody songs (done that)

When you got to a boating school and get taught by Mrs puff

When you see a fish like Mrs. Puff puff up you yell, "We gotta get you to a hospital Mrs. Puff!"

You make topics like this.
You read topics like this and nod in agreement to all of them.
You answer topics like this.
When you get mad, you say Tartar Sauce.
You call peanut butter Seanut Butter, and jelly jellyfish jelly.(the word jelly is in that sentence 3 times)
When you blow bubbles, you use the technique.
~DD7

You dress in a wizard coustume and try to fly in order to preform Goofy Goober Rock.