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Which character says the funniest/best lines and why?

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Who has the funniest/best lines?

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    ilovejn

    [1]Oct 22, 2008
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    I'd have to say it's a tie between Patrick and Spongebob. But mostly Patrick! He cracks me up!

    His funniest line to me was in I Had An Accident:

    SPONGEBOB: I'm not leaving my house ever.

    SANDY: That's crazy talk!

    PATRICK: That's not crazy talk, thisis crazy talk: Ka-bleh-bleh-bleh! Ka-bleh-bleh-bleh! Nang-nang-nang! Bla-bluh-bla-bluh-bla-bluh-bla-bluh-blab- (Sandy punches his head)

    PATRICK: Sorry!

    I have tons more favorites!!

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    RaeandAnasRock

    [2]Oct 22, 2008
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    Squidward. He was the only character that didn't lose his comedy.
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    eggs_aRe_fun

    [3]Oct 22, 2008
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    squidward. his humor is best when he points it out. like in BANNED IN BIKINI BOTTOM:

    Squidward: Ok, but let me call the mortician and tell him his uniform's been stolen. Ha ha ha ha! Clothing zinger.

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    Boolia

    [4]Oct 22, 2008
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    Patrick! I espailily liked him in Chocolate with Nuts

    Fish: Yes?

    Patrick: I love you! (Fish immidatly closes door) P.S. All stupid charecters has the funnist lines like Cosmo from FOP, Sheen fron JN, and London from TSL and now TSLOD!
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    ilovejn

    [5]Oct 22, 2008
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    Boolia wrote:
    Patrick! I espailily liked him in Chocolate with Nuts Fish: Yes? Patrick: I love you! (Fish immidatly closes door) P.S. All stupid charecters has the funnist lines like Cosmo from FOP, Sheen fron JN, and London from TSL and now TSLOD!
    Yeah pretty much!

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    JellyFishJammer

    [6]Oct 22, 2008
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    Even though Squidward is my favorite, Patrick says a lot of stupid things, that are definitely hilarious!
    I also like some Mr. Krabs quotes, like "Boo Hoo, let me play you a sad song with the world's smallest violin"
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    PokeSponge123

    [7]Oct 23, 2008
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    Patrick. Why? Because he does.
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    RedSoxFan274

    [8]Oct 24, 2008
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    PokeSponge123 wrote:
    Patrick. Why? Because he does.


    That sums it up perfectly.

    ilovejn wrote:
    Boolia wrote:

    Patrick! I espailily liked him in Chocolate with Nuts Fish: Yes? Patrick: I love you! (Fish immidatly closes door) P.S. All stupid charecters has the funnist lines like Cosmo from FOP, Sheen fron JN, and London from TSL and now TSLOD!

    Yeah pretty much!


    That's a very good point to make how the dumb characters have a lot of good lines...
    Edited on 10/24/2008 10:37pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    PokeSponge123

    [9]Oct 25, 2008
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    I love the dumb characters in shows! London, Chelsie, Cosmo, Patrick. The lot!
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    RedSoxFan274

    [10]Oct 25, 2008
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    PokeSponge123 wrote:
    I love the dumb characters in shows! London, Chelsie, Cosmo, Patrick. The lot!


    Same here. Not to get off topic, but as for Chelsea I liked her better in the earlier seasons when she wasn't dumb, actually...the writers kinda made her that way, and her character just went downhill from there in my opinion...if you recall the episode where Eddie's father shows up and says about Chelsea, "She hasn't changed much, has she?" Well...YES! SHE'S CHANGED A LOT!



    Anyway, sorry to go off topic, shouldn't be talking about TSR on an SB board.
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    Boolia

    [11]Oct 25, 2008
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    Yeah me too! I think dumb characters makes the shows more entertaining and mire fun to watch!
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    PokeSponge123

    [12]Oct 25, 2008
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    But not when they overdo it.
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    RedSoxFan274

    [13]Oct 25, 2008
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    PokeSponge123 wrote:
    But not when they overdo it.


    Exactly. You need just the right amount of stupidity...
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    bob_ball

    [14]Oct 29, 2008
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    patrick definitely has the funniest lines, but i do agree that squidward's humor has always been the most consistent
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    RedSoxFan274

    [15]Oct 29, 2008
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    Yeah, that's true...all these years he's been using these witty classic one-liners.
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    ilovejn

    [16]Oct 31, 2008
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    RedSoxFan274 wrote:
    Yeah, that's true...all these years he's been using these witty ****c one-liners.
    Yeah! Remember in Pickles when Bubble Bass came up to Squidward ready to order and Squidward was like, "Lemme guess. I want a small salad..." That was pretty funny to me!
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    DC-Dude

    [17]Nov 1, 2008
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    I think these are the best lines from each character:

    SpongeBob: No, let's save that for when we're selling Real Estate...

    Patrick: I love you.

    Sandy: Which one of you is the real Dirty Dan?!?!

    Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band and fast! Heh heh! Drum. Heh heh! Band humor. Heh heh.

    Mr Krabs: I can think of 10 reasons not to let go of a dime.

    Plankton: F is for FIRE that burns down the whole town! U is for URANIUM! Bombs! N is for NO survival, when you...

    Pearl: Daddy, you're ruining my life!

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