It's been a while since I've posted on this thread, but one of my favorite bad things that has happened to Squidward in the more recent episodes of "Spongebob Squarepants" is pretty funny. In "The Two Faces of Squidward," Squidward got his face smashed by a door opened by Spongebob accidentally, and in a bit of cosmic weirdness, it made him more beautiful! But the creatures of Bikini Bottom liked the new Squidward TOO much as they wouldn't leave him alone! So it was kind of ironic to see Squidward beg Spongebob to hit Squidward with a door again, thinking it would reverse Squidward's looks! And even after numerous attempts, it did the opposite! It made Squidward even MORE beautiful, and the only thing that cured Squidward was a falling shoe from the sky and Squidward hitting his face on one of the Krusty Krab's indoor poles! Of course, it was hilarious to hear Spongebob say: "Oh Squidward, I love you no matter how many times we have to smash your face!" And Squidward responds: "I almost wish that meant something!" But Mr. Krabs couldn't leave well enough alone! He just had to try to get Squidward beautiful again, by smashing Squidward's face numerous times, and of course, it never worked! Squidward just seems to be a magnet for a pain and it never ceases to find him! Enough said!
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In Dieing for Pie when he explodes at Spongebob for not exploding. Then says why he explodes abouot the wholepie thing and Spongebob takes it out trips an dit explodes in his faceLMAO!!!
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Squidward just seems to be a magnet for a pain and it never ceases to find him! 
Enough said! 
