'I wrote this song' By Patrick Star.

Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star,

I made myself a sandwich.

My mommy named it Fred,

It tastes like beans and bacon,

And smells like it's been dead.

Writing stuff is hard

so I used a pointy pencil

Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point.

P.U., what's that horrible smell?

Drum Solo!

I have a head, It ends in a point

Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point.

This song is over,

except for this rhyme,

You win this round,

Broccoli!