Ever watched an episode of Spongebob and was like "I can't believe he said that. If I were him/her, I would have said something different." or "I could have made that conversation a whole lot funnier if he/she were me!" Well now you can. Simply post what episode you got a conversation from and edit it any way you like! I'll start.
Born Again Krabs
The Flying Dutchman: "C'mon, Krabs. Show a little dignity."
Mr. Krabs:"**** dignity! I'm about to be thrown in a sweaty locker full of rancid smelling socks!"