What I learned in Boating School is "Again?! What do you mean again?!'

What I learned in Boating School is Mrs. Puff has a one-way chalkboard.

What I learned in Boating School is Plankton was a substitute (in a SpongeBob comic).

What I learned in Boating School is Mrs. Puff talks in a humorous deep voice when she expands.

What I learned in Boating School is SpongeBob breaks pencils frequently.

What I learned in Boating School is to never let SpongeBob be the Hall Monitor.

What I learned in Boating School is SpongeBob is a jerk when he has Squidward as a classmate.

What I learned in Boating School is to never trust SpongeBob to help you when you're injured.

What I learned in Boating School is that Mrs. Puff should never hand out extra credit towards SpongeBob, otherwise chaos will ensue.

Another thing I learned in Boating School is that a rule was never mentioned that you can't have a rock band show up at Boating School. Like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWLpbcgc814

What I learned in Boating School is "Ohhhhh SpongeBob....why????"

What I learned in Boating School is "My leg!!!"

What I learned in Boating School is punching SpongeBob too many times can knock you out.

What I learned in Boating School is SpongeBob can't get his license even in his dreams.

What I learned in Boating School is using invisible spray to scare Mrs. Puff can get that put on your permanent record.

What I learned in Boating School is Mrs. Puff gets in jail a lot.

What I learned in Boating School is I am starting to run out of ideas for things to post in this thread.

What I learned in Boating School is Mrs. Puff is an alien.

What I learned in Boating School is that it has a variety of stair types.

What I learned in Boating School is you will never want to be SpongeBob's boating instructor.

What I learned in Boating School is that Mrs. Puff will be oblivious to the fact that a drawing is of a student being pummeled if it is well drawn.