SpongeBob SquarePants: What are Some of your favorite Spongebob quotes?

Oekelion
[21]Sep 5, 2007
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Spongebob: I AM SPONGEBOB!! DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!!!
Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
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george_a
[22]Sep 5, 2007
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Spongebob : Then why are you rubbing it in my face?
Patrick : I wasn`t rubbing it in your face , this is rubbing it in your face !
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twinsthatrule
[23]Sep 5, 2007
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Spongebob: I'm talking to a buildboard
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IHeartSB
[24]Sep 7, 2007
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Spongebob: (with a rubber band on his head) I am one happy sponge!
Squidward: I always thought it was why do today what you can put off until tomorrow
Mr. Krabs: what is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
Spongebob: As long as these pants are square and this sponge is bob I will not let you down!
Mr. Krabs: You can let me down now
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spongebobfan200
[25]Nov 26, 2007
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Spongebob: What's an Atlantean omlette?
Squidward: Amulet, not omlette!
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NergalsNiece86
[26]Nov 27, 2007
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Season 1:
SpongeBob: "Lifting weights: big laughs, Frisbee in face: kills, Surfing: knocks 'em dead, Pretending to drown: NO."
Season 2:
Mr. Krabs: "What'd I tell you about those hooks, boy?"
SpongeBob: "I-uh..."
Patrick: "I'll tell you about the hooks. You ride them up and up and up, then you gently float down."
Mr. Krabs: "And do ya know what happens when you don't float back down?"
SpongeBob: "Gift shop!"
Mr. Krabs: "Worse! Ya end up vacuum-packed...in a can o' tuna. With nothin' to look forward to but the smell of mayonaisse!" *scream*
Season 3:
Mr. Krabs: "I'm going home."
Patrick: "Well, then. I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid."
Mr. Krabs: "The what?"
Patrick: "I said, 'I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid'."
Mr. Krabs: "'Panty raid'? You're talkin' about girls, right? Girl girls?"
Patrick: "Yeah..."
Mr. Krabs: "And you're talkin' about raiding their dressers...for their underpants, right?"
Patrick: "Oh, yeah."
Mr. Krabs: "Well, count me in! If this works, I'll take back what I said about you two bein' lame."
Patrick and SpongeBob: "Not lame!"
Season 4:
SpongeBob: "What a great guy."
Patrick: "Yeah!"
*spotlight turns on*
Mr. Krabs: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: Live Nude Pranksters! Starrin' the Bikini Bottom Ghosts!"
SpongeBob: "Patrick?!"
Patrick: "Yeah?"
SpongeBob: "We should've bought the whoopie cushion!"
Season 5:
Patrick: "I'm so hungry, I could eat an entire sponge-"
SpongeBob: *screams*
Patrick: "-cake."
Edited on 11/27/2007 5:13pm
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Boolia

[27]Dec 1, 2007

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NergalsNiece86 wrote:

Season 1:

SpongeBob: "Lifting weights: big laughs, Frisbee in face: kills, Surfing: knocks 'em dead, Pretending to drown: NO."

Season 2:

Mr. Krabs: "What'd I tell you about those hooks, boy?"

SpongeBob: "I-uh..."

Patrick: "I'll tell you about the hooks. You ride them up and up and up, then you gently float down."

Mr. Krabs: "And do ya know what happens when you don't float back down?"

SpongeBob: "Gift shop!"

Mr. Krabs: "Worse! Ya end up vacuum-packed...in a can o' tuna. With nothin' to look forward to but the smell of mayonaisse!" *scream*

Season 3:

Mr. Krabs: "I'm going home."

Patrick: "Well, then. I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid."

Mr. Krabs: "The what?"

Patrick: "I said, 'I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid'."

Mr. Krabs: "'Panty raid'? You're talkin' about girls, right? Girl girls?"

Patrick: "Yeah..."

Mr. Krabs: "And you're talkin' about raiding their dressers...for their underpants, right?"

Patrick: "Oh, yeah."

Mr. Krabs: "Well, count me in! If this works, I'll take back what I said about you two bein' lame."

Patrick and SpongeBob: "Not lame!"

Season 4:

SpongeBob: "What a great guy."

Patrick: "Yeah!"

*spotlight turns on*

Mr. Krabs: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: Live Nude Pranksters! Starrin' the Bikini Bottom Ghosts!"

SpongeBob: "Patrick?!"

Patrick: "Yeah?"

SpongeBob: "We should've bought the whoopie cushion!"

Season 5:

Patrick: "I'm so hungry, I could eat an entire sponge-"

SpongeBob: *screams*

Patrick: "-cake."

That's not forom season 4, it's from season 3.

From Shaghied:

Squdward: Now look what you did!

SpoongeBob: We didn't do it Squidward, our hands are clean.

Show their hands to Squidward

Patrick: Clean! (Hands sparkle)

From Chocolate With Nuts:

SpongeBob: Now remember Patrick, flatter the costumer, make him feel good.

Doorbell rings

Fish: Yes?

Patrick: I love you!

Door slams

Also...

Brown Fish: CHOCOLATE!!

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Captain-Spants
[28]Dec 1, 2007
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Patrick always says something good. This is my favourite quote of the whole series-

Squidward: Now Patrick, pretend I'm SpongeBob.
Patrick: Then who am I?
Squidward: You're Patrick.
SpongeBob: Can I be Mr.Krabs?
Squidward: No! Wait, why?
SpongeBob: Because he's such a good leader.
Squidward: Would you butt out?
Patrick: Hey, you can't talk to SpongeBob like that, Squidward!
Squidward: I'm SpongeBob, you're Patrick! (Makes a snowball and throws it at Patrick). Now, what are you going to do?
Patrick: (Makes a snowball and throws it at Squidward)
Squidward: Patrick, why didn't you hit SpongeBob?!
Patrick: You said that you were SpongeBob, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Arr! It's true, Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work!
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blpietsch
[29]Dec 2, 2007
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Brown Fish: CHOCLAAAAAAAAATE!
Patrick: FINLAND!
Both of those are my favorites. XD
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HengeWeeder
[30]Dec 2, 2007
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Spongebob: Hey Squidward, want me to cast over here so you can watch me?
Squidward: How bout you cast over there so I can ignore you.
Spongebob: Okay!
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NegiSpongie
[31]Dec 3, 2007
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Squidward: My wish is for the people of Bikini Bottom to stop listening to the imain dribble that is constantly streaming out of this dunder-head's mouth.
SpongeBob: Gee Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.
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corvette_3
[32]Dec 4, 2007
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when a giant spanner falls on patricks head: wheres the leak mam
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NegiSpongie
[33]Dec 12, 2007
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Patrick: You got it set to 'M'for mini, when it should be set to 'W' for Wumbo.
SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think Wumbo is a real word.
Patrick: Oh, come on, SpongeBob. I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo, wumbo-wing, wumbology, the study of wumbo. It's first grade, SpongeBob.
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NickGuy138
[34]Dec 13, 2007
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Flying Dutchman: I'll give you three wishes
Patrick: Make it five
Flying Dutchman: Four
Patrick: Three, take it or leave it
Flying Dutchman: OK........you get.........three wishes (Patrick smiles)
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NickGuy138
[35]Dec 13, 2007
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FROM KRUSTY TOWERS:
Squidward: I'll have one Krabby Patty.......with cheese, toenail clippings and nose hair and I want it here in five seconds.
SpongeBob: Here you go.
Mr. Krabs: So there it is, go ahead and eat it.
Squidward: Oh, I'm not going to eat this, you are!
Mr. Krabs: No way!
SpongeBob: Pssst.....Mr. Krabs. That isn't really a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings and nosehair.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, good one boy (he eats it).
Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAH! GRRRRR, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Sorry Mr. Krabs, we were all out of cheese.
Patrick: Hooray!
Edited on 12/13/2007 3:36am
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Jake24946
[36]Dec 13, 2007
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Squidward: Patrick your snail is a rock.
Patrick: Thanks i know. hes got nerves of steel!
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Jake24946
[37]Dec 13, 2007
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Squidward: Sea-Bears and Fairy tales are real? Thats the stupidest thing i ever heard!
Patrick: well maybe it is stupid but its also dumb

*

Spongebob: sea bears are no laughing matter. Why once i met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cuzin!

*

*Squidward gets beat up by sea bear*
Spongebob: Squidward are u ok?
Squid: No
Spongebob: Quick jump inside our anti sea-bear circle b4 he comes back
Squid: are u crazy? a dirt circle wont stop that monster, im running 4 my life!!!
S + P: NOOOO!!
*Squid gets beat up again*
Spongebob: Dont run seabears hate that!
Squid: thanks for the tip. i guess ill just limp home then..
S + P: NOO!!
*Squid gets beat up again*
Spongebob: they hate limping more than running!
Squid: well i guess ill just have to- AHHH!!
*gets beat up again*
Spongebob: i shouldve warn u about crawling
*gets beat up again*
Squid: what'd i do that time?
Spongebob: i dont know! maybe he just doesnt like u! Here draw a circle!
Sq: OK!
*beat up again*
Sponge: that was an oval! it has to be a circle!

LOL i love the camping episode!!
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sheep233
[38]Dec 13, 2007
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From New Student Starfish
(Patrick goes in a closet filled with a huge pile of lightbulbs.) Patrick: Lightbulbs!!! (Patrick looks up and sees another lightbulb hanging from the ceiling) Oh but why does it have to be so far away?!!!!!!
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neurononsense
[39]Dec 14, 2007
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Spongebob -- "Am Ia pretty girl?"
I love it!
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NegiSpongie
[40]Dec 24, 2007
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SpongeBob: Hi Squidward, this is my cousin Stanly.
Stanly: We're related.
Sees SpongeBob and Stanly looking goofy.
Squidward: There's two of them?!
He packs up his stuff and moves away.
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What are Some of your favorite Spongebob quotes?

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Oekelion

george_a

twinsthatrule

IHeartSB

spongebobfan200

NergalsNiece86

Boolia

Captain-Spants

blpietsch

HengeWeeder

NegiSpongie

corvette_3

NegiSpongie

NickGuy138

NickGuy138

Jake24946

Jake24946

sheep233

neurononsense

NegiSpongie