SpongeBob SquarePants: What are Some of your favorite Spongebob quotes?

codename11
[1]Aug 31, 2007
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One of my favorites is the whole Patrick/confessabear conversation.
Are you mad at me Confessabear? pure genius!
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codename11
[2]Aug 31, 2007
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Or when Squidward gets Snelly and everyone is mistaking his name Patricks looks at the papers and says
"Hmmm Squidward Tentpoles"
Squidward: Thats Tennisballs! grunt Tentacles!
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minerva73
[3]Aug 31, 2007
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SpongeBob, Squidward, and Patrick, but I think that SpongeBob is the best.
(Squidward flosses SpongeBob's teeth)
SpongeBob: The new Squidward sure is hygenic.
The look on his face was pure genius when he saw that Squidward was cleaning his teeth. Welcome to the forums by the way!
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george_a
[4]Aug 31, 2007
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Patrick in live of crime .
Patrick " You took my only food , and now I`m gonna starve . " ( The camera shifts to his big belly )

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NegiSpongie
[5]Sep 1, 2007
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Squidward: (about SpongeBob's wig) Can't you see how ridiculous you look?
SpongeBob: Well, I think it looks cool.
Mr. Krabs: Ha! You wouldn't know cool if I locked you in the freezer.
SpongeBob: For your information, Squidward has locked me in the freezer. So, I think I know what cool is.
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george_a
[6]Sep 1, 2007
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Some guy sees Squidward and Spongebob morphed , and says
" Wow , I really got to lay off some hot sauce "
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mitsukigirl13
[7]Sep 2, 2007
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My Absolute favorite quotes are these.....
Green Insane Fish: Chocolate. Did you say Chocolate?!
Patrick: Yes sir, with or without nuts.
Green Insane Fish: Chocolate? Chocolate? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
LOL Cracks me up every time :-)
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george_a
[8]Sep 2, 2007
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Spongebob " Remember Patrick , focus . "
Rings the Bell
Spongebob " Hello sir . Would you be interested in buying some chocolate ? "
Patrick stares at the fish .
Fish " Why is the chubby staring at me ? "
Patrick " Focusing , focusing , focusing ... "
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talonmalon333
[9]Sep 2, 2007
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"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma."
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NegiSpongie
[10]Sep 2, 2007
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SpongeBob: Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
Customer: Yeah?
Patrick: I love you.

Patrick: Eat Barnacle Chips, they're delicious.
SpongeBob: They are most certanly not delicious.
Patrick: Not the way I use 'em.
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countrycat335
[11]Sep 2, 2007
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I love it when Plankton gets all his relatives to attack the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs comes out and it goes:
Plankton: I have you surrounded Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: You planted grass?
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Boolia
[12]Sep 2, 2007
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I'm back!
From: Squid's day of:
SpongeBob: I'm sure you are.
Squidward: I don't like your tone.
Spongebob (In a high voice) I'm sure you are! How's that?
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TTlover
[13]Sep 3, 2007
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Sponge and Pat: The Mitten! (in a manlier voice) The Mitten.
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Vanture

[14]Sep 4, 2007

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countrycat335 wrote:

I love it when Plankton gets all his relatives to attack the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs comes out and it goes:

Plankton: I have you surrounded Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: You planted grass?

I love that one too!!

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Raisinthesun
[15]Sep 4, 2007
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in the episode Chocolate with Nuts:

Patrick: "Lets get naked!"

Spongebob: "No lets save that for when we're selling real estate"
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Raisinthesun
[16]Sep 4, 2007
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Sandy to Patrick: "Dont you have to be stupid somewhere else?"

Patrick: "Not until 4"
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mitsukigirl13
[17]Sep 4, 2007
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Some More of my fave quotes
Shanghied: Flying Dutchman: With The Haunting Memory of my Ghostly Ghost Pirates!
Pat & Sponge:Ooh ooh, How does he do that?
FD:Get back on the ship
Pat & Sponge: It's still a mystery
Small Fish:Those guys are Dorks
FD:Yes but they're my dorks
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Oekelion
[18]Sep 5, 2007
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Mr. Krabs: Krabs to Agent Spongebob, Come in Spongebob.
Patrick:It's for you.
Spongebob: Agent Spongebob here.
Mr. Krabs: You found out what Plankton's up to?
Spongebob:I'm afraid we lost him Mr. Krabs
Mr. Krabs:Well find him, lad. I'm not paying you to goof of with Patrick.
Spongebob: You're not paying me at all, Mr. Krabs
Mr. Krabs: Exactly, so get to work (hangs up).
Recording:If you like to make a call, please deposit 25 cents.
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Oekelion
[19]Sep 5, 2007
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Patrick: Now all I need is a magic mustache, so all my dreams will come true!
Spongebob: Comin' right up! (draws a mustache on Patrick's face)
Patrick: Life is good! (mustache flies away) Easy come, easy go!
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Oekelion
[20]Sep 5, 2007
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Spongebob: You OK, Patrick?
Patrick: Finland!
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