There are other threads like this, but this'll do right now.
Sandy: I love karate
Squidward: I love kar-a-tay
Mr. Krabs: I love money-ay
Spongebob: I hate all of you
Squidward: I love Bikini Bottom!
Gary: Bark
Pearl(to Mr. Krabs): You're too cheap to be my daddy! That dad should've been Nat!
Mr. Krabs: Yes, I do loans!
Gary: Spongebob, it's me, Gary
Spongebob: I didn't know you could talk
Gary: Yes, but I'm actually a person who creeeps you out and take-over your life
Spongebob: No! That's impossible
The-Guy-Who-Didn't-Buy-the-Pizza-For-a-Stupid-Reason: Please tell me you forgot my drink!
Le Spatula: Cooking krabby patties is what I do
Craig Mammalton: This tan is becoming so boring, hail all white skins
Dale: Finally, I'm free!