SpongeBob: Hi my name is SpongeBob SquarePants.
Audience: Yay!
Squidward: And my name is Squidward Johansen Tentacles.
Audience: Booooooo!
SpongeBob: And today we are pleased to present to you as are guest today, the creator of the Krusty Krab, Mr. Eugene Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Hi, I like money.
Squidwardoff stage) SpongeBob, you didn't tell me about a special guest. He'll take up the entire episode! I was going to do my clarinet solo!
SpongeBob: Sorry, but I care about the audience!
Squidward: Another reason I think you're weird.
SpongeBobon stage) So Eugene...
Mr. Krabs: I like money.
SpongeBob: Yes, we all know. Anyway why do you, at you're elder age, (Squidward snickers) continue being the head honcho.
Mr. Krabs: Because I like money.
Squidward: And now i'm sorry to say Mr. Krabs time here is up...
Mr. Krabs: But...
Squidward: ...Yet luckly I have brougth my clarinet.
Audience: Boooooo!
SpongeBob: Please forgive Squidward. Anyway I would like to sing a real song. It's called The Song of 7 Sponges. Oh.......There once was a sponge named Scotty McZee...
Audience: Oh, Ah, Bobby McZee.
SpongeBob: He went into work, and broke his knee...
Audience: Oh, Ah, and broke his knee.
SpongeBob: He went back home, and what did he see?
Audience: Oh, Ah, what did he see?
SpongeBob: Another Sponge, named Daniel The Three...
Audience: Oh, Ah, named Daniel The Three...
SpongeBob: Zingo 4X said...
Realistic Fish: I'm sorry but time is up. Will SpongeBob finish his song? Will Mr. Krabs return? and will Squidward play the clarinet? Hopefully not..
Squidward: Hey!
Realistic Fish: Till next time, this is the realistic fish head live from the Bikini Bottom Superdome, stay classy.

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Well, that was a waste of 2 minutes.

^^lol