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SpongeBob: Welcome, one and all, to my Spinoff special!
Patrick: ...okay!
(Lights dimmen, curtains draw, SpongeBob holds a microphone to his mouth)

SpongeBob: This is the greatest show in the world...tribute.
Long time ago, me and my pal Patrick here,
We was hitchhiking down, along in a lonesome road.
All of a sudden,
There shined a shiny squidward.
In the middle,
Of the road.

And he said-
Get off my lawn, imbiciles,
Or i'll play my clarinet!

Well, me and pat, we looked at each other.
And we each said...
Let's get donuts.

And we Watched the first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants,
Which just so happened to be...
Bubblestand/Ripped Pants,
BubbleStanbd/ripped pants!

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see,
Sponge and Pat make two,
Squid and Krabs makes uh...four,
And the rest is more...

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the utensils doth shine,
and the wind doth blow,
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say,
the squid was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whoopy tentacle,
And the beast was done.
He asked us,
Be you fiendish?
And we said Nay!
We are but friends!
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Show in the World, oh no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Show in the World, yea,
no!
This is a tribute, oh,
to The Greatest Show in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest Show in the World,
All right!
It was the best and the greatest show the greatest show in the world.

(Weird dancing)

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the show we saw on that fateful night it didn't actually look anything like this show!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, barnacles!
Good Cod, Cod lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

O hallelujah I'm found! Rich barnacle aaaaah!
All right!
All right!

Tune in for the next part, coming soon!

Can I be a script Writer/Producer.

I got the scripts warmed up, wait...you can be producer![/QUOTE]

Yay

SpongeBob SquarePants Golden Series: The Lost Barnacle!

SpongeBob: Ah, what a beautiful day!
???: Chirp! Chirp!
SpongeBob: Patrick? Is that you?
???: Chirp...
SpongeBob: Hello?
(SpongeBob goes over to the kelp bush)
SpongeBob: Come out of there, please...
(Patrick approaches behind SpongeBob)
Patrick: Hi SpongeBob. Hi kelp.
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's something in the kelp, not the kelp talking!
Patrick: Okay, Mister Scaredy Pants, why don't you get it out?
SpongeBob: But it couls be a monster...what's worse than a monster?
Patrick: Another monster?
SpongeBob: I was being rhetorical.
Patrick: Gezundheit.
SpongeBob: We gotta get it out...
Patrick: Why don't I do it?
SpongeBob: Okay!
(Patrick reaches into the bush)
Patrick: Ow! He bit me!
SpongeBob: I told you it could have been a monster!
Patrick: Oh yeah? Well...I told you it could have been two monsters!
SpongeBob: Oh, for crying out loud.
(SpongeBob reaches into the bush and carries out a barnacle)
Patrick: I hope it's yellow! That's my favorite color!
SpongeBob: Patrick, it's here.
Patrick: Oh.
SpongeBob: How come that the barnacle is red?
Patrick: That's my favorite color!
SpongeBob: I thought you said yellow was your favorite color.
Patrick: That's what I said. No wonder you have ears where your holes should be!
SpongeBob: Ahh, sheesh. Let's just take it home.
Patrick: I'm right behind you!

(SpongeBob and Patrick take care of the red barnacle and the music- "Counting crows: Accidentally in love" plays- running 36:00 seconds)

SpongeBob: Ah, the fun we have with little barnac-...where is he? Patrick, where is he?
Patrick: I don't know!
SpongeBob: Let's go find him!

Narrator: Ten houeres lateur

SpongeBob: Damn it! We can't find him.
Patrick: I remember a label on it.
SpongeBob: Why didn't you tell me earlier? That means it has an owner!
Patrick: It was from my community college buddy, Flatts.
(SpongeBob's jaw drops)
SpongeBob: Are you an imbicile?
Patrick: That has nothing to do with this quest!
SpongeBob: Okay...as long as my pants are square and my difference in species is sponge and I am SpongeBob H SquarePants, I will get that barnacle! An-
Patrick: Your zip is down.
SpongeBob: Thanks, Pat.
(SpongeBob turns around and zips his pants)
SpongeBob: As I was saying...-d I will get him right!
(Patrick claps)
SpongeBob: Now, let's get that barnacle!
(Spybreak! Plays (By propellerheads))

Narrator: Anothere Ten Houeres Lateur...

SpongeBob: Yes! I found him! Under my seat!
Patrick: I would never have looked there!
SpongeBob: Me neither!
Richard Nixon: Or me!
Eddie Murphy: Or me!
Joey Joe Joe: Or m-
SpongeBob: We didn't invite these guys!

--later, at boating school, spongebob is waiting to get the barnacle to Flatts--

Mrs.Puff: SpongeBob! What is that chirping noise?
SpongeBob: Uh, that's just the pipes.
Mrs.Puff: We don't have any pipes in here. And pipes don't chirp!
SpongeBob: Then, it was Roger.
Mrs.Puff: Roger died 8 months ago!
SpongeBob: No he didn't.
(Cuts to roger on the surface of the water, dead)
SpongeBob: Ah, forget it. Here you go, Flatts.
Flatts: It's okay. I didn't want it anyway.
Patrick: Hi SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Keep everything to yourself.

I'l Be voice director and Writer.

Ok, since the first episode was a script, i'm going to do eps from now on. I am the writer. Sorry about that, Clockerevac.

Episode 1-1
Squilliam returns again!

Squilliam returns to the krusty krab for the 4th time (Afetr Jijak's coo' spinoff!) and expects Squidwad to loathe on his job. But, he challenges Squidward to music-making. Who will win?

Episode 1-2
Addiction to friction

SpongeBob goes on a Boatmobile race, even though he hasn't got a driver's license. Mrs Puff catches him, and says if he does it one more he is not allowed back in boating school.

Episode 1-3
When time flies

SpongeBob and Patrick go to Clock palace- the clockiest place in the world, but it seems that a con-artist has taken over it and locks them in.

Episode 1-4
Pre-Hibernation week II

It's pre-hibernation week again and sandy's out for more. Special music guest star Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Episode 1-5
Into the wade
Patrick becomes a lifeguard, but one day SpongeBob is sick and Patrick wreaks havoc in Goo Lagoon.

Episode 1-6
Patrick and the egg
A sea-bird leaves her egg at the bottom of the ocean, and it just so happens that Patrick was strolling around the park at the time. He finds the egg, and is going to sell it to Mr.Krabs for $1.00 to fry up. SpongeBob gets to know at the last second and tries to find it before Mr.Krabs fries it up.

Episode 1-7
Mayored to the Bob
SpongeBob is elected for mayor, but he's competing against Squilliam Fancyson. They have to do several music techniques to pass, so SpongeBob gives up.