I once had a nightmare about a sponge.

He made me want to take a long sword and plunge.

He aired every week on my television.

With disturbing ideas on how to have fun.

He was the stupidest thing I had even seen.

But boy was he ever clean.

He hogged up all the air time.

And faded long after his prime.

Poisioning the minds of today's youth.

It didn't take an expert sleuth.

To figure out he was the root of all evil.

It made me want to the house with the steeple.

The sponge must be destroyed!

It is the evil sponge we must avoid!!!!!

And the lardo starfish as well.