Everyone else is making their own SB series so here's mine. It stars SpongeBob and Patrick (and Gary), while ditching the rest of the characters.

1. Don't Let it Snow / Jail Scallops

Don't Let it Snow
SB, Patrick and Gary get trapped in a blizzard. SpongeBob gets a case of the suds and Patrick starts going mad thinking there are killer ice creams everywhere (reference to Fear of a Krabby Patty).

Jail Scallops
SB, Patrick and Gary are mistaken for some crooks known as SpongeJohn, Ricky and Larry (the snail from Dumped). They get sent to jail and decide to break out. But where are they gonna go?

Next new episode:
Bye-Bye Bikini Bottom / Locked Out

They're cool! Good luck on your series.

another show to add to the list

The New adventures of spongebob and friends
the new misadventures of spongebob and friends

and ow this! yay gogetsnku!

i think mine is the longest one...

do you like spongebob roleplay games?

sure we can be friends!!!

2. Bye-Bye Bikini Bottom / Locked Out

Bye-Bye Bikini Bottom
Bikini Bottom gets destroyed in an earthquake. With nowhere else to go, SpongeBob, Patrick and Gary move into an apartment building in Rashvest Bottom owned by the cousin of this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy... etc. who once met SpongeBob.

Locked Out
SB and Patrick buy some snacks as they are planning to stay up and watch a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy marathon. After arriving back to their apartment, they go back outside remembering they forgot the soda. Patrick accidentally locks them out, locking Gary and all the food inside.

Next Episode:
Destruction Site / Cool Patrick

This is great! Better than all the others i've seen.

ya

No, really.

This is a good show, but what about Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and Squidward?

S***w them!

3. Destruction Site / Cool Patrick

Destruction Site
SpongeBob and Patrick realize that they need money and get jobs as construction workers downtown. However, they are unprofessional and it would take a miracle for them to finish on time... if at all.

Cool Patrick
SpongeBob and Patrick find out that one of their neighbors is throwing a party. Patrick gets invited but SpongeBob doesn't. Patrick begins to think he's the coolest while SpongeBob decides to crash the party.

Next Episode:
How Patrick Star Stole Christmas / Finball

(PS. Just for fun, try to guess what happens in upcoming episodes.)

Didn't Pandamoo2 have an episode about Cool Patrick? It's not polite to copy!

If so, I didn't know that. A lot of these episodes come from ideas I've already posted. Cool Patrick is one of them.

4. How Patrick Star Stole Christmas / Finball

How Patrick Star Stole Christmas
Patrick goes through another of his holiday-related rampages after he receives no presents from his parents, while SpongeBob gets a whole heap from his.

Finball
SpongeBob and Patrick go to a Finball game but argue over who's team is the best. And a twist of fate actually allows them to play for their favorite teams.

Next Episode:
Noisy Nautical Neighbors / Patrick's Prize

How come nobody comes to my spin-offs?

5. Noisy Nautical Neighbors / Patrick's Prize

Noisy Nautical Neighbors
SpongeBob and Patrick (and Gary)'s new neighbors seem to be the quiet type... at least during the day. They're up all night with loud music. SpongeBob tries to reason with them while Patrick tries forcing them to leave (return of the floating shopping list and Smitty Werben(jager)manjensen)

Patrick's Prize
SpongeBob wins a cool one-of-a-kind toy in a competition. Patrick wants a cool prize too and enters every competition he can find - for things he doesn't even want. Patrick sees his name in the winners list but his prize hasn't come yet. Day after day, he waits by the door. For some day, his prize will come.

Next Episode:
Beach Party Patrick / Superintendent Patrick
(Woo, 2 Patrick episodes!)