SpongeBob SquarePants: Stuff that shouldn't be said on the show

spongebobfan200
[1]Jul 25, 2008
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What should be some quotes the characters should never say?
Spongebob: I hate Bikini Bottom! My neighbors are annoying, jellyfishing is boring, even my job is the lamest one for me yet! Soon, I'll rule this town, and for everyone, it will be me to rule their stomachs!
Patrick: Hey Squidward! I'm obviously a science again, if you need help with the scientific method of two brilliant phenomenons, science is perfect, I'm going to show you the mixture of a liquid and a solid, combining it to design a lolsquid in this method.
Squidward: Get a life Patrick
Squidward: What a beautiful day, who wants to play with me?
Mr. Krabs: For your paycheck Squidward, you recieve 24.99 in your cash per month, even for Spongebob, if me daughter Pearl wants an advance allowance, I'm going to give her 15 sand dollars once a week, for me laundry, I'm doubling it to a higher allowance, and I wouldn't even save a penny!
Sandy: Who needs Bikini Bottom? I'm living for Texas more often!
Mrs. Puff: Spongebob, you finally pass!
Pearl: I should quit the show more often!
Plankton: Mr. Krabs is the best!
Karen: I shouldn't have married that shrimp anyway!
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my-suite-life07
[2]Jul 25, 2008
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Squidward: I love you neighbors
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RaeandAnasRock
[3]Jul 25, 2008
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Scooter: I hate surfboarding, man!
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JellyFishJammer
[4]Jul 25, 2008
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Gary: Hi Spongebob, how's it going?
Gary: Quack!
Patrick: Krabby Patties? ewwwwww
Karen: Let's sing the FUN song!
Squidward: oops! I think I ripped my pants again!
Sandy: The stars are dull and dim whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid texas!
Mrs. Puff: Spongebob, you're the best boating student in the deep blue sea!
Spongebob: Patrick is so stupid.
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SpongeSebastian
[6]Jul 25, 2008
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Squidward: (smiling)
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SpongeBob_SP
[7]Jul 26, 2008
member since: 05/22/08
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Mr. Krabs: Paying Taxes.
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meatboys
[8]Jul 26, 2008
member since: 10/27/06
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Mr. Krabs: I'm donating 150 dollars to charity!
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RaeandAnasRock
[9]Jul 26, 2008
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Mr. Krabs: Hey SpongeBob, since you're the best fry cook in the world, here's all of my cash.
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PokeSponge123
[10]Jul 26, 2008
member since: 07/13/08
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Patrick: I'm going on a diet.
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RaeandAnasRock
[11]Jul 26, 2008
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Mr. Krabs: Oh, I have nothing to light me furnace. I know! I'll use my money!
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Spongicus
[12]Jul 26, 2008
member since: 07/20/08
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Squidward: Hey, SpongeBob, you know how I'm a professional clarinet player now, would you like this platinum spatula?
SpongBob: Go away, I have no interest in frycooking, and I don't even like you. What do you take me for, a kid?
Patrick: Gee, eating food sucks, now I'm a scientist I would offer money to Mr. Krabs but you know how he hates it.
Mr. Krabs: Bleugh, my wallet is full. Here, Squidward, take it all.
Plankton: Did someone say money?!
Mr. Krabs: Here, take the restaurant.
Plankton: Why? Business is going so well at the Chum Bucket.
Larry: Hey, anybody want to not lift some weights?
Sandy: Sure! And I sure hate Texas!
SpongeBob: Why don't we all go to Rock Bottom in my boatmobile?

Somehow, something tells me this will never be said on the show.
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SpongeBob_SP
[13]Jul 26, 2008
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Pearl: I hate "Boys Who Cry".
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RaeandAnasRock
[14]Jul 26, 2008
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Mr. Krabs: Here's the Krabby Patty formula, Plankton.
Mr. Krabs: Who cares about money? It's a waste of personal life, AND space!
Squidward: I hate music and art! It's all so stupid!
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SpongeSebastian
[15]Jul 26, 2008
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Patrick: I went to college.
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RaeandAnasRock
[16]Jul 26, 2008
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SpongeSebastian wrote:

Patrick: I went to college.

Sorry to burst your bubbles, but Patrick did say he went to a community college in "The Bully".

Pearl: Ew! I hate music, clothes, and shiny things! I also hate Flipper Slippers!
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SpongeSebastian
[17]Jul 26, 2008
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Mr. Krabs: Take a penny, leave a penny.
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JellyFishJammer
[18]Jul 26, 2008
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Spongebob: World domination shall be mine!!!! All hail Spongebob! All hail Spongebob!!!!
Plankton: What a great business day we had today, Karen!
Squidward: It's the best day eveeerrrrrr!!!!! I love you Bikini Bottom!!!!
Fred: MY ARM! :p
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SpongeSebastian
[19]Jul 26, 2008
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Sandy: I like you as a friend, SpongeBob.
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InsideTheFire
[20]Jul 26, 2008
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SpongeSebastian wrote:

Sandy: I like you as a friend, SpongeBob.

lol

Squidward: Spongebob rocks!
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