SpongeBob SquarePants: SpongeBob's New Christmas Song "Don't be a Jerk It's Christmas"

NegiSpongie
[1]Nov 30, 2009
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That's right! In case you haven't heard, SpongeBob has a new holiday song called "Don't be a Jerk It's Christmas". This is a song from SpongeBob's Greatest Hits album, but it can only be downloaded from iTunes along with the song "We Got Scurvy". If you wanna hear it, you can listen to it in this video I found: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXzuK067oRA
Here are the lyrics also in case anyone's interested...

Ahoy everybody! SpongeBob here!
Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring
So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk

Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
But the world does not revolve around you
Don't be a jerk
It's Christmas

There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
That means ten items or less
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't scream my calls
Don't you wreak the house when you deck the halls

Stick your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

When others are talking never interrupt
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)

Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that his missed?
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Edited on 12/01/2009 5:07pm
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SpongeSebastian
[2]Nov 30, 2009
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Cool! I'll listen to it tomorrow when I'm on my mom's computer.
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spongebobfan200
[3]Nov 30, 2009
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Let's not be jerks! It's gonna be Christmas!
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JellyFishJammer
[4]Nov 30, 2009
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Aw, cute song, love it. It would be so awesome if they made a new Christmas episode and included the song!
Here's another vid with better quality (and it's quite hilarious )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V928jhDMQ1E&feature=related
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Ford_Chick
[5]Dec 1, 2009
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Cool I can't listen to it now, but I'll listen to it later
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ger5632
[6]Dec 1, 2009
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Okay. That is really cute x)
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SeaSpongez
[7]Dec 1, 2009
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Haha nice song. If only certain haters would actually listen to SB.
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mitsukigirl13
[8]Dec 1, 2009
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This was hilarious! I love it!
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SpongeSebastian
[9]Dec 1, 2009
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That is my newest favorite SpongeBob song ever! Love it, and I don't think the message is too cheesy.

BTW, are those videos official or made by users?
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NegiSpongie
[10]Dec 2, 2009
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SpongeSebastian wrote:

That is my newest favorite SpongeBob song ever! Love it, and I don't think the message is too cheesy.

BTW, are those videos official or made by users?
They're probably made by users.
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Boolia
[11]Dec 4, 2009
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Awesome Christmas song, I might add it in in my Christmas Carol story! It'll fit right in perfectly!
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NegiSpongie
[12]Dec 5, 2009
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Has anyone seen that commercial on Nickelodeon that plays this song with a weird SpongeBob video that goes with it?
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SpongeBobsBFF
[13]Dec 5, 2009
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Yeah i saw it xD
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Boolia
[14]Dec 6, 2009
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NegiSpongie wrote:

Has anyone seen that commercial on Nickelodeon that plays this song with a weird SpongeBob video that goes with it?

No, can you show me a link?
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NegiSpongie
[15]Dec 6, 2009
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Boolia wrote:

NegiSpongie wrote:

Has anyone seen that commercial on Nickelodeon that plays this song with a weird SpongeBob video that goes with it?

No, can you show me a link?
I don't know where I can find a link to it. I just saw it yesterday after Penguins and during SpongeBob.
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ollibot284
[16]Dec 6, 2009
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i've never heard what episode is it in or is it going to be on nick during a commercial? k dct vr
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Ford_Chick
[17]Dec 7, 2009
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NegiSpongie wrote:

Has anyone seen that commercial on Nickelodeon that plays this song with a weird SpongeBob video that goes with it?
I saw it. The song was cute BTW.
Edited on 12/07/2009 4:51am
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SpongeSebastian
[18]Dec 7, 2009
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NegiSpongie wrote:

Has anyone seen that commercial on Nickelodeon that plays this song with a weird SpongeBob video that goes with it?
i haven't seen it yet. Can you describe it to me?
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NegiSpongie

[19]Dec 7, 2009

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SpongeSebastian wrote:

NegiSpongie wrote:

Has anyone seen that commercial on Nickelodeon that plays this song with a weird SpongeBob video that goes with it?

i haven't seen it yet. Can you describe it to me?

It's kinda a stop-motion video that matches the lyrics to the song. In the video, SpongeBob is driving a car full of presents and passes this large tough-looking sponge who's pushing his way onto the bus (and being a jerk on Christmas) until he gets sprayed by water, and then it shows another sponge taking a bunch of groceries to the express lane. And that's all it shows in the commercial.

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Boolia
[20]Dec 8, 2009
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That's okay. Maybe I'll see it someday.
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