You get a punch in the face.

*insert coin*

You get a Nickelodeon T-Shirt

*insert coin*

You get the secret krabby pattie formula~

insert coin.

You win BUBBLE BUDDY!!

*insert coin*

You win ten boxes of Kelpo! Well, just one cuz I ate the rest!

*inserts coin*

You win a Krusty Krab pizza! No Diet Dr. Kelp, though....

Insert coin

You win Sandy's No-Typo Book.

*inserts coin, looks at friggingoddess's typo, freaks out, puts coin inside and runs*

I get suprised, get the coin, and say, "Oh. That's why...."

Good thing you ran away. "Cause you won a bomb as a pie!

But, I insert a coin too.

You win a receipt from the Phony Bolony Mustache Emporium!

*inserts coin*

You win Squidward's laugh box! It's dead inside....

Insert coin...