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  • Avatar of spongedude49

    spongedude49

    [1]Feb 5, 2006
    • member since: 08/18/05
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    Take any quote from an episode and see if you can make it better/funnier. Do the original quote, but whatever you added/updated will need to be bold.

    (from immitation krabs)

    Squidward: I thought the most important rule was "Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow"!
    Mr.Krabs: What is today...but yesterday's tomorrow?
    Squidward:...huh?
    (Cuts to storage room)
    Mr.Krabs- Today, I want you to take inventory on everything in here, or you'll be fired tomorrow! Every last pickle and patty must be accounted for.

    What do you think? Oh, and by all means, add your own.
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    lazlo_dork

    [2]Feb 5, 2006
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    Fish: The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty have never tasted one.
    Fish: The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty have never tasted one and if they never tasted one, then they should not be part of society.
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    ChrisoBisto

    [3]Feb 5, 2006
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    lazlo_dork wrote:
    Fish: The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty have never tasted one.
    Fish: The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty have never tasted one and if they never tasted one, then they should not be part of society.

    That one is better
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    Clockerevac12

    [4]Feb 5, 2006
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    ChrisoBisto wrote:
    lazlo_dork wrote:
    Fish: The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty have never tasted one.
    Fish: The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty have never tasted one and if they never tasted one, then they should not be part of society.

    That one is better


    He's Right.
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    ChrisoBisto

    [5]Feb 5, 2006
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    Clockerevac12 wrote:
    ChrisoBisto wrote:
    lazlo_dork wrote:
    Fish: The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty have never tasted one.
    Fish: The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty have never tasted one and if they never tasted one, then they should not be part of society.

    That one is better


    He's Right.


    I can imagine it
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    gogetenkusu

    [6]Feb 5, 2006
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    SpongeBob: Hmm, that’s funny. Someone drew the mountain upside-down.
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    spongegab13

    [7]Feb 6, 2006
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    Squidward: If I Had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I have one dollar!
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    DC-Dude

    [8]Apr 27, 2008
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    Patrick: FRIENDDDDD!

    Squidward: no, I didn't mean that-

    Patrick: No time! Now lets go jellyfishing!

    Squidward: But Patrick!

    Patrick: YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU, OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!

    Squidward: okay...
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    SuperMarioKoRn

    [9]Apr 27, 2008
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    Wicked Bump!!!!!!!!!!! o.O

    SpongeBob: Wanna buy some chocolate(?), it's delicious.

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    livewirerscdo1

    [10]Apr 28, 2008
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    2/6/06 - 4/28/08

    wow, in before the lock

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