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cheese1994
[1]Apr 24, 2008
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Here, you can make up your very own Spongebob jokes!
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turtle4apple
[2]Apr 27, 2008
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Q. Which character is the best cleaner?
A. Spongebob
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tvfan95
[3]Apr 27, 2008
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Why did the jellyfish cross the road?
To get to the other side.
I know, lame
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SuperMarioKoRn
[4]Apr 27, 2008
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Q: What did the boys call the grouchy girl?
A: Krabby Patty

Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailor

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Mungdaal99
[5]Jul 10, 2008
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Q: What newspaper do Jellyfish read?

A: The daily buzz
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ilovejn
[6]Aug 31, 2008
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Q. Who's square, stupid, and laughs all the time?
A. Spongebob Squarepants that's who!

Q. Why is Squidward so grouchy?
A. Cause he's a grouchy old fool.
Edited on 08/31/2008 9:08pm
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typogirl
[7]Sep 1, 2008
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Why is Spongebob square?

I dunno. Why do you tell lame jokes?
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RaeandAnasRock
[8]Sep 1, 2008
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Q: Who has one eye, one arm, one nose, and 1/4 of a square?
A: SpongeBob HalfPants!
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PokeSponge123
[9]Sep 2, 2008
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Who always dreamed of working in a hospital ward?

Squid-ward.

Sorry, that was pathetic.
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tvfan95
[10]Sep 2, 2008
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PokeSponge123 wrote:

Who always dreamed of working in a hospital ward?

Squid-ward.

Sorry, that was pathetic.
You kidding? Best one yet!
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PokeSponge123
[11]Sep 2, 2008
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Which character is secretly a magician?

Pa-trick

Sorry, I can't help it
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RedSoxFan274
[12]Sep 3, 2008
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How about...
Whos' square, laughs all the time and has amnesia?
WhoBobWhatPants!

Sorry...that was um....shameful...
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clapmaster
[13]Sep 26, 2008
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Why is Mr. Krabs afraid of ghosts? He's afraid they'll go through his wallet
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