Everyone, wasn't my song awesome? I didn't even look it up on the internet- I memorized it

Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star

( I know, It's my favorite SB song! )

(Leif) Erisson day! HINGA BINGA BURGIN!

(You can keep) that for 5 bucks.

I'll take 10.

(You use an E)

Nematodes! Quit eating my truck! It costs a lot, ya know!

(That's not a real quote, you know.)

(...WHO CARES??)

(You have commited the act of) witchcraft! By fallig out of the sky!

(if i) ever catch the guy who upseted clamu, i'd have a few words to say to him like you, and, are, and, a jerk! you sure you didn't see anything suspicious

i already said i didn't patrick sheesh.

hey, i know let's investigate this crime and find the lowlife who's responsible

give it a rest patrick! there's no crime to investigate

stupid patrick, i didn't do anything

well i'm sure tomorrow this whole ugly mess will be a funny memory

are top story tonight, giant oyster has it's feelings hurt

(I forgot a little of this part)

a cry so loud it can be heard around the world.... what kind of cruel, careless, evil person.... would deliberately upset one of neptunes most gentle creatures

meow

Ahhhhhhhhhh, no gary, why would i have anything to do with the oyster

meow

defensive i'm not being defensive, sheesh what is this 20 questions or something

this is getting a little out of hand, all i did was throw a peanut, i didn't mean to make the oyster cry! oh everybody's gonna hate me i, i need some advice

now, who could never hate me no matter what i do

Squidward! Squidward! Oh squidward!!!!!!!!

spongebob do you have to knock so loudly

sorry suidward

that overgrown clam is giving me a headache, i can't even take my afternonn beauty nap

(I'm stopping there, use p)