"(Repea)t after me. I have no talent.
"I have no talent."
"Mr. Tentacles has all the talent."
"Mr. Tentacles has all the talent."
"If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles' talent will rub off on me."
"If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his...tentacles on my...art."
(Squidward and SpongeBob, "Artist Unknown," 2001)