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    gogetenkusu

    [21]Dec 20, 2006
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    Sandy II: In the name of Kirk, Spock, Skywalker and Solo; what is that?

    *explosion in the distance*

    Plankton: Where'd my detonator go?

    Patrick: Over there, probably.

    Plankton: Okay, so my plan to get the formula failed and Patrick's been freed but I don't have my bomb. Good going, Larry.

    Larry: Hey, I only took Patrick. You're the one who was careless enough to lose your bomb and not realise that Patrick was in on the whole thing!

    All: Shut up!

    Plankton: Of course I knew. I just didn't know that he knew I knew et cetera.

    SpongeBob: Wait, I get it!

    Narrator: Ten minutes later...

    SpongeBob: ...and then chocolate sauce rains down on the moon, but in reverse!

    Larry: Close enough.

    Dennis: You do know I'm on the clock, right?

    Plankton: Uh, Mr. Krabs has your money.

    Mr. Krabs: But I just got back!

    (The cops tackle Mr. Krabs.)

    Cop #1: You're coming with us, jailbreaker!

    Dennis: Aw, geez, the cops!

    (Dennis gets on his motorcycle and goes away.)

    Cop #2: Who was that guy?

    Patrick: Beats the heck out of me... or my hands and feet which have been reattached with no explanation.

    Squidward: At least I have my hair back.

    Hair: That is the least.

    Pearl: How could you have left me?

    Hair: Uh-oh.

    Squidward: Yeah. Uh-oh.

    Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, according to this, I get Gary!

    Gary: MEOW?

    SpongeBob: Gary! No!
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    MarioGeek92

    [23]Dec 21, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    Sandy II: In the name of Kirk, Spock, Skywalker and Solo; what is that?

    *explosion in the distance*

    Plankton: Where'd my detonator go?

    Patrick: Over there, probably.

    Plankton: Okay, so my plan to get the formula failed and Patrick's been freed but I don't have my bomb. Good going, Larry.

    Larry: Hey, I only took Patrick. You're the one who was careless enough to lose your bomb and not realise that Patrick was in on the whole thing!

    All: Shut up!

    Plankton: Of course I knew. I just didn't know that he knew I knew et cetera.

    SpongeBob: Wait, I get it!

    Narrator: Ten minutes later...

    SpongeBob: ...and then chocolate sauce rains down on the moon, but in reverse!

    Larry: Close enough.

    Dennis: You do know I'm on the clock, right?

    Plankton: Uh, Mr. Krabs has your money.

    Mr. Krabs: But I just got back!

    (The cops tackle Mr. Krabs.)

    Cop #1: You're coming with us, jailbreaker!

    Dennis: Aw, geez, the cops!

    (Dennis gets on his motorcycle and goes away.)

    Cop #2: Who was that guy?

    Patrick: Beats the heck out of me... or my hands and feet which have been reattached with no explanation.

    Squidward: At least I have my hair back.

    Hair: That is the least.

    Pearl: How could you have left me?

    Hair: Uh-oh.

    Squidward: Yeah. Uh-oh.

    Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, according to this, I get Gary!

    Gary: MEOW?

    SpongeBob: Gary! No!


    Mrs. Puff: It's all right here. Read it AND weep!
    SpongeBob: Oh my god! This can't happen.
    Mrs. Puff: I also get your house, your money and 9/10th of your stuff.
    SpongeBob: Oh, that junk? Keep it. I just won't Gary!
    Mrs. Puff: Then I'm taking Gary! Mua-hahahhahaha-ha-haha!!
    SpongeBob: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    *takes Gary and drives off*
    Squidward: Go! Hurry! Go after her!
    SpongeBob: You know, I would. But, seeing as I don't have a boat and all, much less a licence...
    Squidward: Good piont, idiot.
    Patrick: *snoring*
    SpongeBob: WAKE UP PAT!!!
    Patrick: HUH? Is it Chistmas already?!?
    SpongeBob: Christmas who?
    Partick: We wenr through this a few years ago, on your show, remember?
    SpongeBob: Oh yeah!
    Hair: I wasnot there.
    SpongeBob: Well it all started when...

    *back with Krabs*

    Mr. Krabs: I'm tellin' ya!! I didn't do it!!! PLEASE!! HAVE MERCY!!!
    Cop #487: Yeah! We have proof that you DID do it!
    Mr. Krabs: No!! Please, Cop #478!! Mind if I call you 487, for short?
    487: Fine! But we ARE not friends!
    Mr. Krabs: I have money! I've saved it up for something like this since the premire of SpongeBob!
    487: Oooo!! Money! Here's the key!
    Mr. Krabs: Haha! Syke!!
    487: DARN YOU KRABS! DAAAAAAAARRRRRRRNNNNNN YYYYYYOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *back in with SpongeBob*

    SpongeBob: ...and that's how it happened...
    Hair: Wow. You guys are idiots.
    SpongeBob: Thanks, I mean uh... What?
    Hair: Nothing.
    Patrick: Now let's get Gary back!
    SpongeBob: Yeah! I'm READY!!!
    Patrick: WOO!! Me too, buddy!
    SpongeBob: Now it's off to Shellcity! I mean uh... No. Wait! Where ARE we going exactly?
    Patrick: We'll know when we get there!
    Squidward: No! You can not borrow my boat!
    SpongeBob: Aw....! Oh well. Let's go!

    Narrator: We'll SpongeBob and Patrick make it to uh... where ever they'er going? Where will Krabs go next? What DID happen to Harold flower? And, why is Sandy II a man-squirl? Find out all these answers and more! Only on: SpongeBob: As the Pineapple Turns
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    gogetenkusu

    [24]Dec 21, 2006
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    *Patrick wakes up.*
    Patrick: What a crazy dream.
    *Patrick gets out of bed and goes to his shower. SB's in there.*
    Patrick: SpongeBob?
    SpongeBob: Good morning.
    *Squidward wakes up.*
    Squidward: Please tell me I didn't dream what I think I did.
    Hair: Oh, you did.
    Squidward: Ugh...
    *As for the real SpongeBob and Patrick.*
    SpongeBob: Figured out where we're going yet?
    Patrick: Nope.
    SpongeBob: So...
    Patrick: Let's have a picnic!
    SpongeBob: But Patrick, we're supposed to be--
    Patrick: Having a picnic? I know.
    *Patrick has a picnic set up.*
    SpongeBob: Well, I am kinda hungry.
    Patrick: See?
    SpongeBob: I just hope Gary's okay.
    *Gary is tied up and being slowly lowered into a bowl of salt (standard human bowl-of-salt-size)*
    Gary: Meow...
    Mrs. Puff: No one's going to save you!
    Sandy II: Or are they?
    Background Singer: TOM CRUISE! Uh, SANDY II!
    *Sandy II drops down Mission Impossible-style and prepares to free Gary but Mrs. Puff cuts the wire on Sandy II. "She" drops in.*
    Sandy II: NO! Salt! Just like Emperor Laven Sus-Manos used to win the battle of Mothrugdahn!
    Gary: Meow? (Translation: WTF is this guy on?)
    *Back to SB and Patrick*
    Patrick: Please pass the egg salad.
    *A sea bear jumps out.*
    Sea Bear: Ragglefraggle!
    *It picks up Patrick and swims away.*
    Patrick: (screams) Somebody help me!
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    4EverGreen

    [26]Dec 21, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    *Patrick wakes up.* Patrick: What a crazy dream. *Patrick gets out of bed and goes to his shower. SB's in there.* Patrick: SpongeBob? SpongeBob: Good morning. *Squidward wakes up.* Squidward: Please tell me I didn't dream what I think I did. Hair: Oh, you did. Squidward: Ugh... *As for the real SpongeBob and Patrick.* Patrick: Please pass the egg salad. *A sea bear jumps out.* Sea Bear: Ragglefraggle! *It picks up Patrick and swims away.* Patrick: (screams) Somebody help me!
    times three! I totally get the first reference from the TV show "Dallas" where the woman wakes up to find the man she loves alive and well, making the entire previous season just one big, long dream sequence; and the second reference from the show "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" episode "Here Thar Be Dwarves!" Good times, good times.
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    MarioGeek92

    [27]Dec 21, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    *Patrick wakes up.*
    Patrick: What a crazy dream.
    *Patrick gets out of bed and goes to his shower. SB's in there.*
    Patrick: SpongeBob?
    SpongeBob: Good morning.
    *Squidward wakes up.*
    Squidward: Please tell me I didn't dream what I think I did.
    Hair: Oh, you did.
    Squidward: Ugh...
    *As for the real SpongeBob and Patrick.*
    SpongeBob: Figured out where we're going yet?
    Patrick: Nope.
    SpongeBob: So...
    Patrick: Let's have a picnic!
    SpongeBob: But Patrick, we're supposed to be--
    Patrick: Having a picnic? I know.
    *Patrick has a picnic set up.*
    SpongeBob: Well, I am kinda hungry.
    Patrick: See?
    SpongeBob: I just hope Gary's okay.
    *Gary is tied up and being slowly lowered into a bowl of salt (standard human bowl-of-salt-size)*
    Gary: Meow...
    Mrs. Puff: No one's going to save you!
    Sandy II: Or are they?
    Background Singer: TOM CRUISE! Uh, SANDY II!
    *Sandy II drops down Mission Impossible-style and prepares to free Gary but Mrs. Puff cuts the wire on Sandy II. "She" drops in.*
    Sandy II: NO! Salt! Just like Emperor Laven Sus-Manos used to win the battle of Mothrugdahn!
    Gary: Meow? (Translation: WTF is this guy on?)
    *Back to SB and Patrick*
    Patrick: Please pass the egg salad.
    *A sea bear jumps out.*
    Sea Bear: Ragglefraggle!
    *It picks up Patrick and swims away.*
    Patrick: (screams) Somebody help me!


    SpongeBob: OH MY GOD, PATRICK!! NO!!! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME! Uh... to him...! AHHH!!!!!
    Squidward: *in house* Woo HOO!!!! *dances around joyfully* YEAH! HES GONE!
     *back in with Mrs. Puff*
    Mrs. Puff: Mua-hahahahahaha!!!
    Gary: Meow meow meow. (Which in turn translates to "What a big fork you have!")
    Mrs. Puff: All the better to EAT you with!
    Gary: AHHHH!!!! (Which in turn translates to "AHHHH!!!!")

    *Back with SpongeBob*

    SpongeBob: Now, I have to save Gary. I have to attend Sandy 1's funeral, I have go find Patrick! This day can't GET any  worse!
    Mr. Krabs: Wait!
    SpongeBob: -GASP-
    Mr. Krabs: That's right! I'm back from Jail! I escaped!
    SpongeBob: Yeah, but Harold Flower wasnot as luck... Rest his poor soul in peace.
    Mr. Krabs: What happened?
    SpongeBob: They wrote him out the script.
    Mr. Krabs: JavaScript?
    SpongeBob: Nevermind...
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    gogetenkusu

    [28]Dec 21, 2006
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    SpongeBob: I need to save Gary first! If only I knew where he was. Perhaps there was a clue in something.
    *Flashback.*
    Mrs. Puff: I'M TAKING HIM TO THE ABANDONED TOY FACTORY IN UKELELE BOTTOM!
    *End flashback.*
    Mr. Krabs: Perhaps the abandoned toy factory in Ukelele Bottom?
    SpongeBob: I dunno. I don't think Mrs. Puff actually said that.

    *The sea bear arrives at the Chum Bucket.*
    Sea Bear: Mr. Plankton, I have him!
    Plankton: Excellent...
    Patrick: But what do you want? All I did was ruin your plan... and Larry's... and Mr. Krabs'. But I didn't ruin Old Man Jenkins' plan.
    Old Man Jenkins: Yes you did.
    Plankton: Aside from that, there's also one more thing.
    Sea Bear: And that's why you don't teach lessons.
    Patrick: Your voice... It seems so... Are you... Elroy Jetson?
    Sea Bear: ...No.
    Plankton: Of course he isn't. It's Dennis in disguise!
    Sea Bear: No, I'm not.
    Plankton: Then who are you?
    Sea Bear: I am...

    Narrator: Who is the Sea Bear really? Or is it really a Sea Bear? Will Gary meet his heavily-salted doom? Why then can he live in salt water? Will SpongeBob figure out where Gary is? Did Mrs. Puff actually say that? What new adventures will await Squidward and his hairpiece? When am I getting paid?

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    MarioGeek92

    [29]Dec 22, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:

    SpongeBob: I need to save Gary first! If only I knew where he was. Perhaps there was a clue in something.
    *Flashback.*
    Mrs. Puff: I'M TAKING HIM TO THE ABANDONED TOY FACTORY IN UKELELE BOTTOM!
    *End flashback.*
    Mr. Krabs: Perhaps the abandoned toy factory in Ukelele Bottom?
    SpongeBob: I dunno. I don't think Mrs. Puff actually said that.

    *The sea bear arrives at the Chum Bucket.*
    Sea Bear: Mr. Plankton, I have him!
    Plankton: Excellent...
    Patrick: But what do you want? All I did was ruin your plan... and Larry's... and Mr. Krabs'. But I didn't ruin Old Man Jenkins' plan.
    Old Man Jenkins: Yes you did.
    Plankton: Aside from that, there's also one more thing.
    Sea Bear: And that's why you don't teach lessons.
    Patrick: Your voice... It seems so... Are you... Elroy Jetson?
    Sea Bear: ...No.
    Plankton: Of course he isn't. It's Dennis in disguise!
    Sea Bear: No, I'm not.
    Plankton: Then who are you?
    Sea Bear: I am...

    Narrator: Who is the Sea Bear really? Or is it really a Sea Bear? Will Gary meet his heavily-salted doom? Why then can he live in salt water? Will SpongeBob figure out where Gary is? Did Mrs. Puff actually say that? What new adventures will await Squidward and his hairpiece? When am I getting paid?



    Sea Bear: ...
    Plankton: JUST TELL US ALREADY!
    Sea Bear: You know, I would. It's just...
    Plankton: WHAT?
    Sea Bear: ...This would be a GREAT time to cut to comercial break!
    Plankton: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!
    ---
    Narrator 2: Now you can buy As the Pineapple Turns Season 1 on Sea-ray video disk for only 6 easy payments of of $9,999.99!!! Cheap-cheap CHEAP! So you better order NOW! I mean SERIOUSLY FOLK, this is the FIRST job I've had in 11 years and if you buy NOW (by credit card) we include As the Watermellon Turns a $600  value, yours to own, FREE! Just call 555-I-AM-AN-IDIOT. That number again, is 555-I-AM-AN-IDIOT! If you don't CALL NOW, YOUR SMART! SO DON'T WASTE ANOTHER MINUTE AND CALL TODAY!

    Viewer: WTF!?! $60,000.00!?! *Turns off TV*
    ---
    Plankton: ...yeah, it was the funiest thing and then... OH WAIT! Were back? Already?
    Narrator: Sea Bear was about to reveal his identity before we cut to a break.
    Plankton: Oh. Then um... uh... WHO ARE YOU?!?!
    Sea Bear: I'm... I'm...
    Plankton: YES? YES?!?!
    Old Man Jenkins: YES? YES?!?!
    Sea Bear: SANDY ONE!
    All: *GASP!*
    Sandy: That's right. I didn't REALLY die. I faked my own death for the insurenth money.
    Plankton: You insured yourself?
    Sandy: Yep and I got 60,000.00!
    Plankton: Wow! Now you can buy our first season on Sea-Ray (trademark) video (trademark2) disk (yep, another trade mark).
    Sandy: Ew! I hate that show!
    Plankton: But your on it.
    Sandy: Uh... fishsticks?
    Plankton: Ew!
    *back with SpongeBob*
    Mr. Krabs: Well, it's worth a try.
    SpongeBob: You know? Your right! I'm gonna go find Gary! And take this AFK-47 and shoot up Mrs. Puff when I get there!
    Mr. Krabs: That's the spirit!
    SpongeBob: But, it's not the same without Pat! I've got to go find him first! Oh where could he be?!?!
    Narrator: Can SpongeBob find Patrick? Can Patrick find SpongeBob? Can both idiots find Mrs. Puff?! Find out on an all new season of As the Pineapple Turns. Starting now!
    SpongeBob: OH MY GOD! Who said all that?!?!
    Narrator: Me. I'm THE NARRATOR! (duh-duh, duh-du DUH!)
    SpongeBob: Where's that music comming from?!
    Narrator: Uh.. my fault. It happens when ever you say my name...
    SpongeBob: Can you help me find patrick?
    Narrator: He's in the chum-bucket. About a mile away from here.
    SpongeBob: Thanks, now can you help with Mrs. Puff?
    Narrator: No... that would finish up the season too quick. We've still a few more episodes to go.
    SpongeBob: Whats an episode?
    Narrator: Nevermind... Forget I was here!
    Spongebob: Fine.
    Hair:  ...idiots...
    Mr. Krabs: Say, where's Squidward?
    SpongeBob: Oh,  he was written out of the story to save money. The veiwers thought he was boring and a waste of bandwidth.
    Mr. Krabs: Oh. It's about time then. But why not Hair then?
    SpongeBob: Well, he's interesting..
    Hair: Thank you SpongeBob! Some day, my plot to become star of this show SHALL SUCEED!
    SpongeBob: But, that's my part...
    Hair: ...
    *back in with in with Mr. Puff*
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    gogetenkusu

    [30]Dec 22, 2006
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    *At the Chum Bucket.*
    Plankton: Sandy, Sandy, Sandy... Trying to be a hero?
    Sandy: Okay... let's go with that.
    Plankton: Too bad you have to deal with your past.
    Sandy: What do y'all mean?
    Plankton: I mean the town of Switzerland, Oregon.
    Patrick: Holy cheese, Mermaidman!
    Sandy: But... that's the home of...
    Plankton: That's right. Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick.
    Sandy: HIM? He's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick of Switzerland, Oregon who won Best Polka Remix of Another Polka Song From 1976 in 2005?
    Patrick: I am?
    Plankton: No. I am Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick!
    *Commercial break.*
    Voiceover: The Bikini Bottom Theater Company in conjunction with the Krusty Krab presents a new musical: The Frycook of Seville. Featuring songs such as Wait Forty-Seven Minutes, The Manager Has Gone Out to Lunch, Place Your Order, You Must Not Serve Them, I Was Here First and The Service Here is Poor.
    *End commercial break.*
    Patrick: We should go see that.
    Sandy: So Plankton's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick?
    Plankton: I was. But then the next year when you stole the award from me, Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick was no more.
    Sandy: Stole?
    Plankton: Mr. Krabs got Larry to rig the awards to keep you busy. Haven't you been paying attention?
    *SpongeBob enters.*
    SpongeBob: Give back my friend!
    Patrick: Aw, it was just getting interesting.
    Plankton: I advise you not to come any closer.
    SpongeBob: And I advise you to let Patrick go.
    *SpongeBob takes one more step and Plankton opens a trap door. SpongeBob falls through and encounters a real sea bear.*
    SpongeBob: Holy Krabby Patties! A sea bear!
    *The sea bear swims toward SpongeBob. SpongeBob jumps out of the way.*
    Patrick: SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB! What time is it?
    SpongeBob: *offscreen* Why, it's-- *screams*
    Patrick: A.m. or p.m.?
    SpongeBob: *screams again*
    Patrick: Oh.
    Sandy: Well, Plankton, you still can't stop me from kickin' yer butt!
    Plankton: Maybe I can't, but my robot monkeys can!
    *A lot of robot monkeys appear and surround Sandy.*
    Narrator: When's Gary coming back? I want a triple role!

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    MarioGeek92

    [31]Dec 22, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:

    *At the Chum Bucket.*
    Plankton: Sandy, Sandy, Sandy... Trying to be a hero?
    Sandy: Okay... let's go with that.
    Plankton: Too bad you have to deal with your past.
    Sandy: What do y'all mean?
    Plankton: I mean the town of Switzerland, Oregon.
    Patrick: Holy cheese, Mermaidman!
    Sandy: But... that's the home of...
    Plankton: That's right. Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick.
    Sandy: HIM? He's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick of Switzerland, Oregon who won Best Polka Remix of Another Polka Song From 1976 in 2005?
    Patrick: I am?
    Plankton: No. I am Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick!
    *Commercial break.*
    Voiceover: The Bikini Bottom Theater Company in conjunction with the Krusty Krab presents a new musical: The Frycook of Seville. Featuring songs such as Wait Forty-Seven Minutes, The Manager Has Gone Out to Lunch, Place Your Order, You Must Not Serve Them, I Was Here First and The Service Here is Poor.
    *End commercial break.*
    Patrick: We should go see that.
    Sandy: So Plankton's Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick?
    Plankton: I was. But then the next year when you stole the award from me, Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick was no more.
    Sandy: Stole?
    Plankton: Mr. Krabs got Larry to rig the awards to keep you busy. Haven't you been paying attention?
    *SpongeBob enters.*
    SpongeBob: Give back my friend!
    Patrick: Aw, it was just getting interesting.
    Plankton: I advise you not to come any closer.
    SpongeBob: And I advise you to let Patrick go.
    *SpongeBob takes one more step and Plankton opens a trap door. SpongeBob falls through and encounters a real sea bear.*
    SpongeBob: Holy Krabby Patties! A sea bear!
    *The sea bear swims toward SpongeBob. SpongeBob jumps out of the way.*
    Patrick: SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB! What time is it?
    SpongeBob: *offscreen* Why, it's-- *screams*
    Patrick: A.m. or p.m.?
    SpongeBob: *screams again*
    Patrick: Oh.
    Sandy: Well, Plankton, you still can't stop me from kickin' yer butt!
    Plankton: Maybe I can't, but my robot monkeys can!
    *A lot of robot monkeys appear and surround Sandy.*
    Narrator: When's Gary coming back? I want a triple role!



    Sandy: Um... their three feet tall. What? Did you wind them up yourself?
    Plankton: Uh... they looked bigger in the store when I bought them...
    Sandy: Did they? Hi-YAH!!! *kicks plankton's tiny butt all the way to an unkown part of the sea*
    Plankton: CURSE YOU!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!
    SpongeBob: HELP ME!! I'm still being chased, you know!
    Sandy: Oh, right! I'll save you!!! OK Real Sea Bear, I'm gonna slice ya!
    Real Sea Bear: Wait!!!
    Sandy: You can talk?!
    SpongeBob: YOU CAN TALK?!?!
    Real Sea Bear: I'm really............................................................................................. ............................................................................................. Cop #487!!!
    All: *****GASP!!!!!!!*****
    SpongeBob: Why would a cop try to kill us?
    Patrick: Why would Squidward by written out?!
    **back with plankton**
    Plankton: WAHHHHH!!! AHHH!!!!! OHHHH!!!!! *lands* UH! Where am I?
    Mr. Puff: Who the heck are you? I'm trying to salt a snail here!
    Plankton: WHERE AM I?!
    Mr. Puff: Fine! Your at the abandom toy factory.
    Plankton: Where?
    Mr. Puff: It's a secret!
    Plankton: Rock bottom?
    Mr. Puff: No! Don't ask again, or I'll fry you too!!
    *back in with Hair*
    Hair: Wow, these Krabby Patties are good!
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    ben10ison23

    [32]Apr 27, 2008
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    Squidward:Hope you like them

    Hair:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

    meanwhile......

    Patrick:I wonder why I dont appear in this topic anymore.i guess i can make up a storyline for me...

    3 DAYZ L8R...

    Patrick:I GOT KIDNAPPED BY A SINGING DANCING PAIR OF PANTS!!!?

    meanwhile..

    Patrick:Why was Squidward written out?

    Spongebob:I thought you got kidnapped by a singing dancing pair of pants?

    Patrick:That was 3 scnds. ago.

    Hair:ILL DESTROY YOU AWL!!!

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    DC-Dude

    [33]Apr 27, 2008
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    ben10ison23 wrote:

    Squidward:Hope you like them

    Hair:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

    meanwhile......

    Patrick:I wonder why I dont appear in this topic anymore.i guess i can make up a storyline for me...

    3 DAYZ L8R...

    Patrick:I GOT KIDNAPPED BY A SINGING DANCING PAIR OF PANTS!!!?

    meanwhile..

    Patrick:Why was Squidward written out?

    Spongebob:I thought you got kidnapped by a singing dancing pair of pants?

    Patrick:That was 3 scnds. ago.

    Hair:ILL DESTROY YOU AWL!!!


    Patrick: Waaah! Waaah!

    Spongebob: What's wrong?

    Patrick: I want to be the star of a storyline!

    Spongebob: Well you could dance with our dancing cheese!

    Hair: Excuse me, I said ILL DESTROY YOU AWL!!!

    Spongebob: I got it! You could dance with this hair here!

    Hair: What? I ain't dancing with no ho-

    Patrick: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Spongebob: So, now I gotta plan other stuff.

    Hair: Wait, Spongebob! Why do I have to be the unlucky one?

    Spongebob: Patrick, did you hear something?

    Patrick: Yes. The hair.

    Hair: Oh my god this is not making any sense!
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    ben10ison23

    [34]Apr 30, 2008
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    Spongebob:Oh.Right.RUN AWAY!!! Patrick:But I never got to dance with my hair! Spongebob:Sorry.BUT RUN!!!!!!! All:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at the old abandoned toy factory..... Plankton:WHAT AM I DOING HERE?AND WHO THE HECK IS THATWEIRDO?!! Sandy II:Well,Im Tom Cruise.They just hired me. Gary:Meow.(translation:that explains it)

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    DC-Dude

    [35]Apr 30, 2008
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    ben10ison23 wrote:

    Spongebob:Oh.Right.RUN AWAY!!! Patrick:But I never got to dance with my hair! Spongebob:Sorry.BUT RUN!!!!!!! All:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at the old abandoned toy factory..... Plankton:WHAT AM I DOING HERE?AND WHO THE HECK IS THATWEIRDO?!! Sandy II:Well,Im Tom Cruise.They just hired me. Gary:Meow.(translation:that explains it)



    Tom Cruise: So what else do I have to do here?

    Plankton: You can help me with my evil plan to get enough hair to build a monster!

    Tom Cruise: Suri can help you with that.

    Plankton: Ok. Oh, wait! Suri is, like, in Heaven, right? Or was it kidnapped?

    Karen: Plankton, you are such an idiot.

    Plankton: Well, I wouldn't be surprised if you were Katie Holmes.

    Karen: How would you assume that?

    Plankton: Because every day is Labor Day for you.
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