Total Cartoon Island! I just want to say that I WAS going to do one thing for every post, and that was to list all the previous episodes I had done so far, but I think it would take too long to do that after every single time I make a new episode, and it takes away from the available space that I COULD'VE used to actually write the episode. So after this post, I won't list all the episodes I've done UNTIL I get to the end of the first season, where I'll make a list of all the episodes available in the first season. Also, I'll mark which teams won which episodes. The Screaming Cats episodes where they win are marked in green. The Killer Fish episodes where they win are marked in red. Here's the episode list! Episode 1 & 2: "I Want To Be Famous! Part I & II" Roger Plotz eliminated. Episode 3: "Don't Fall Asleep!" Helga Patacki eliminated. Episode 4: "Basebrawl!" Episode 5: "Culture Shock!" Aang the Avatar eliminated. Episode 6: "AHHH! Wilderness!" Daggett eliminated. Episode 7: "Are They Afraid Or Not?" Patrick Star eliminated. Episode 8: "Road To Skull Island" Chuckie Finster eliminated. Episode 9: "No Business Like Show Business!" Doug Funny eliminated. Episode 10: "Hades Kitchen" Phoebe and "Hey Arnold!" eliminated. Episode 11: "Season's Fleetings!" Bunny eliminated. Now without delay, here's my next new episode idea featuring a special guest star! 
Episode 12: "When the Going Gets Tough..." Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, it was the holiday rush and the two teams had to compete against each other to wrap up presents and determine who was nice or naughty. The Screaming Cats proved that their run of bad luck was over and dominated the game with their gift-wrapping expertise. And The Killer Beavers had to send someone home, so it was sayanara to big boy Bunny and his funny rabbit antics. As hard as the previous challenges have been, THIS challenge might be their toughest yet! And you'll see just how tough it is on this episode of Total Cartoon Island!" In the morning, Sandy Cheeks is impressing Spongebob Squarepants with her athletic prowess! Spongebob says: "So you REALLY got a medal for bravery in the face of bear danger?!" Sandy says: "Shuckins, yeah! I owe it all to my California cousin Rocky Knees!" (Flashback, drawn in a crude animated fashion.) Sandy says: "Two years ago, Rocky took me hiking out in the forests outside of Yosemite National Park so I could prove myself worthy of the Independent Squirrel Survival Course. But we found something unexpected when we ran into a collosal grizzly! If you saw him, you would've thought he was 10 feet high if he was a foot, and he growled his terrible grizzly roar, RAWR! Me & Rocky knew what we had to do. It was us, or the bear. So we grabbed our shotgun and took aim. We had nothing against the bear, it was raw survival of the wild. We pulled the trigger and BLAM! One shot was all it took to fell the great beast! We took his blood and marked ourselves with it to honor his spirit." (End flashback.) Sandy says: "It was a good death." Spongebob says: "If you can survive something like THAT, these challenges must mean NOTHING to you!" Sandy says: "Not Really!" Then a loud voice booms in the sky and says: "ATTENTION! PUNY MORTALS! PREPARE TO BOW DOWN TO THE WRATH OF THE GREAT TRAINER! THE EPITOME OF MUSCLE AND MIGHT--(Clouds swirl in a storm formation and lightning falls out of the sky as all the campers rush out to see what is happening, and a familliar figure magically appears out of the lightning bolt.)--JORGEN VON STRANGLE!!!!" Jimmy Neutron says: "Say, I know who you are! You're acquaintances with Timmy Turner from Dimmsdale, aren't you?!" Jorgen, with his trademark German accent says: "Not only that, but I am also the boss of all the Fairies in Fairy World, and charged with making sure that the Pixies and the Anti-Fairies never take control over that world, and I am a great boss!"
Stimpy says: "Well, where are Sniz and Fondue?" Jorgen says: "Sniz is taking this challenge off to focus on his writing skills, and Fondue is earning his pilot's licence, so they asked me to be in charge of this challenge! And all you WIMPS will be in for the hardest test of your LIVES! You've been having it far too easy with all these PUNY challenges! I've got a REAL challenge for you, that will test your endurance as campers! I'm not going to lie to you, a lot of you won't complete this challenge, and that's the point! I've made this challenge so hard, it's going to make all but one camper quit! The last camper who doesn't quit my unbelieveably hard Fairy themed challenges, wins invincibility for their team! To signify you are quitting, you must ring my magical fairy bell of shame! Your 1st test, will be to hold up Magic Fairy Canoes!" (Confessional) Ren says: "Okay. Whoever had the sick, twisted idea to let Jorgen Von McCrazy be in charge of this challenge, I must admit, I'm a little bit impressed!" Reggie says: "My dad told me I should be lifting weights, he said. I should be doing more to tone my muscles, he said. That I shouldn't be surfing and skating all my free time, he said. But would I listen? NO! I just HAD to be Little Miss Popular of Ocean Shores, California!" Otto says: "In addition to being a pretty rad skater and surfer, I've taken time out from my past 2 summers to tone up my abs, glutes, hamstrings, and my various arm muscles. Sure, Reggie may have become a better surfer than me thanks to all that time I spent at the gym, but it looks like for once, one of MY ideas paid off!" Norbert says: "I may not look it, but Beavers are a lot stronger then they look! We can carry objects 10 times more dense and 10 times heavier then our own body weight, whereas if you compare it with a human, they're lucky if they can carry 1 time their own body weight! We've got this challenge in the bag!" (End confessional) The campers are motioned to the Magic Fairy Canoes. While not very big, they prove to be heavy thanks to their magical nature, and Jorgen has designed it so that the Screaming Cat's canoe would have proportional weight strain for their 8 campers compared to the Killer Beaver's 6 campers. The challenge endures for hours, because neither team want to be the first to have a quitter.
Norbert says: "Jimmy, having a hard time HOLDING UP?!" Jimmy sarcastically says: "Ha, that's VERY funny! When we're done, remind me to fake another laugh!" Treeflower says: "Everybody knows you're the weakest remaining physically. Just quit so we can be done with this stupid challenge!" Jimmy says: "No way! I've got brain power, and you do NOT want to mess with MY IQ! Do you know how many villains I've defeated with my cranial capacity?" Rocko says: "No. How many?" Jimmy says: "18! And that's not counting the entire Yolkian empire OR Cindy Vortex!" Treeflower says: "If you're so smart, then YOU come up with a way to make the other team lose!" (Confessional) Jimmy says: "Norbert and Treeflower get on my nerves SO much, all they ever do is make fun of my short stature, my big hair, or my lack of big muscles! It's not the fact that I'm not physically endowed that bothers me, it's their ridiculing of MY genius! And when it comes to a reality game show, the last time I checked, brains beat brawn every time, hands down! I WON'T be the one who lets my team down! And if my team DOES lose, Treeflower is SO going to get it!" (End confessional) The hours have elapsed, but the campers still stand strong. Finally, at 5 PM, Patty breaks down and says: "I just can't do this anymore. I've lost all the feeling in my arms!" Angelica says: "Patty, don't do it!" But she rings the bell with her head, and both teams drop the canoes with exhaustion! Jorgen says: "The 1st test is done! We have our 1st quitter! Now listen Patty, you've got absolutely NOTHING to be ashamed about--EXCEPT FOR BEING THE BIG FAT CRYBABY THAT LET HER TEAM DOWN! As for the rest of you, report to the cafeteria in 30 minutes. You've got another test at 1900 hours!" (Confessional) Lil says: "Jorgen Von Strangle is SO crazy! After straining our arms for 8 hours, he expected us to eat garbage out of the trash cans for nutritional value. He said that was done in war times and you had to take what you could find. Like HE would know! He was SO never in a real war!" Rocko says: "I figure it helps to pace myself. As long as I don't over-extend myself during these challenges, I should be okay and make it through this challenge stronger and wiser from the experience. I just have to keep my mind focused on these tests!" (End confessional)
The next test begins at 7 PM right on the dot, with Jorgen Von Strangle leading the remaining campers in a Fairy-themed dance challenge to the tune of Chip Skylark's "My Shiny Teeth and Me" being looped on a CD player. At 9 PM, Ren Hoek says: "I've had ENOUGH of this nonsense!" And he walks over and turns the CD player off! Stimpy says: "Ren! What are you doing?!" Ren says: "It's simple! I drop out, and we're done for the day!" Jorgen yells: "YOU'RE DONE WHEN I SAY YOU ARE DONE! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50 PUSH-UP'S, PRIVATE!" Ren mutters: "My health insurance had better cover this stress on my Chiahuahua heart!" Jorgen says: "Has anybody got anything else to say?" Sandy says: "Yeah. When can we use the restroom? (Scene cuts to Sandy in an apron and with a mop and a bucket of water) Okay, this wasn't what I expected." With Ren having quit, the rest of the campers are taken into the cafeteria for the next challenge. Jorgen says: "Your next test is very simple. You have 3 hours to write a 500 word essay describing how much you love ME, Jorgen Von Strangle as the resident tough fairy boss of Fairy World! If any of you fall asleep or fail to complete your reports, you will be eliminated!" So 180 minutes elapse. In that time, Reggie is eliminated for falling asleep, and Spongebob is eliminated for failing to complete the essay. At Midnight, Jorgen uses his magic to quickly scan the essay's to make sure the reamaining campers followed procedure. But one essay catches his attention. Jorgen reads: "I like Jorgen Von Strangle Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very...this is just one long sentence spread over 3 pages with a bunch of VERY'S between the beginning and the end!" Otto says: "My report IS 500 words exactly! You can count the words, if you want." Jorgen says: "Do you WANT to run 20 laps around the campground?!" Treeflower answers: "No he doesn't! He wants to go to bed RIGHT now, DON'T you, Otto?" Otto says: "And what's eating you, all of the sudden?" Treeflower says: "He WANTS you to quit! Don't give him any reasons to make him want to make you quit even more!" Otto says: "It's not MY fault I don't know what to say about Jorgen, I barely even know him!"
Jimmy says: "You know, Treeflower. I could solve this competition dilemma with some inventions that would give us an unbeatable edge in these tests!" Treeflower sarcastically says: "Oh sure! Jepordize our chances of winning with another invention that inevitably back-fires!" Jimmy says: "All of my inventions don't BACKFIRE! There was Goddard, the Time Pincher, the Life Elixar, the Jimmy Android, Brobot, my super strength medicine, and all my countless toaster conversions!" Treeflower says: "Jimmy, this is one simple way you can help." Jimmy says: "And what would you like me to do to help?" Treeflower yells: "DON'T! This is one challenge where our team can't afford disasters, you idiot!" (Confessional) Jimmy says: "Treeflower thinks that she can outsmart me. NOBODY can outsmart James Isaac Neutron, and NOBODY calls ME an IDIOT! Personally, I'm against wars, but if Treeflower wants to do battle with me and play ROUGH, then I'm happy to oblige her!" (End confessional) The next test is BEYOND brutal! Jorgen says: "This is a grand achievement in Fairy fitness! My Magical Fairy Obstacle Course! Filled with the most magical and dangerous objects in all of Fairy World! They won't kill you, but if you touch any of the objects, or if you fail to complete the course in 30 minutes, you will be eliminated! So, START RUNNING!" All of the campers strain to keep their stamina up, and they all have a bit of trouble on parts of the course. Having to climb tall cacti, walk on a plank over thin ice while avoiding electric axes, swing on a rope avoiding snapping sea monsters, jump through a giant pair of scissors and flaming tire wheels, and crawl through mud while avoiding swinging sword blades. Suzie Carmichael is eliminated when an electric ax touches her, Otto Rocket is eliminated when he gets stuck in the mud and can't move, and Jimmy is finally eliminated when a sea monster bites him! Only Norbert, Treeflower, Rocko, Stimpy, Lil, Angelica, and Sandy Cheeks remain. Jorgen says: "We are finally down to 7 campers! Time for the final test! This will determine the ultimate winner!" / The remaining campers are presented with a magical Fairy Tree. Jorgen says: "This is the last test of endurance for you!
You will climb up this tree and then hang upside down on it! The last camper who doesn't fall off the tree wins the challenge! There is no time limit! It will last until all but one camper quits! Campers, climb!" And the challenge endures into early morning. Norbert is the first to fall off the tree due to fatigue, nausea, and dizzyness. Angelica says: "This is SO not good for my hair! I'm popular and I can't have my hair looking as though I have fallen out of bed in a hurricane!" Lil says: "Why not? It's fun! Do you want to know what else is fun?!" Angelica says: "Why do you even THINK that I would want to listen to you?! UGH! I've had enough, I quit!" And she jumps off to land on the ground, but she is unexpectedly semi-crushed when Stimpy unexpectedly falls down on her when he loses his grip! Angelica says: "Get OFF of ME, you clumsy cat!" Ren says: "Way to GO, Stimpy!" Treeflower laughs: "That is TOO funny! I can't...it's brethtaking! I can't--(slips off the tree)--I'm sorry! I can't help it! It's too much!" Jimmy says: "Nice concentration, NOT!" Treeflower says: "At least I lasted longer than you! You're in no position to threaten me!" Jimmy says: "You're not exactly the most popular around here you know!" Treeflower says: "You bet I am! Norbert says that he is MADLY in love with me! We've been making out heavily these past few weeks. He even gave me my first kiss after the 3rd challenge. It was WONDERFUL! And the love we share is something that YOU will never know, nerd-for-brains!" And as Treeflower walks away, Jimmy menacingly says: "I will NOT be IGNORED!!!!" Sandy says: "You can jump if you want to Lil. I'm a squirrel. I can hang here all day." Rocko says: "Well I come from down under. And I LIVE for the head rush! Has your fur always been orange? Ooh." And he finally falls off the tree. Sniz finally comes on-screen and says: "And it's all over! Since Sandy Cheeks can hang on the tree until we get to Kingdom Come, Sandy and the Screaming Cats are the winners!" Spongebob says: "You did it Sandy! You're the ultimate champion!" Jorgen says: "You've got a lot of spunk for a squirrel. If you were a fairy, you would definitely be a decorated lieutenant in my unit."
Sandy says: "Thank you...I think." Jorgen says: "You're welcome Sandy, you're very welcome!" / That night, the Killer Beavers are facing judgement again. Sniz says: "You've all cast your votes via the secret ballot box. There are 6 campers, but there are only 5 marshmallows. After I call your name, come claim a marshmallow. And the camper who doesn't receive 1, will be sent onto the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers which will leave the Island forever. And that means you can never come back, EVER! Norbert, Rocko, Otto, Reggie. Campers, this IS the Final marshmallow of the evening. (Dramatic music plays. Treeflower is looking confidant while Jimmy looks unsure.) Jimmy." Treeflower screams: "WHAT?! YOU PICK THE WEAK GEEK OVER ME?!" Sniz says: "Yes, yes, it's always a shocker when someone gets the boot-off." Norbert says: "That's not POSSIBLE! I know for a fact there were at least 3 of us who didn't vote her off!" Treeflower says: "Norbert is right! I DEMAND a recount!" Sniz snaps his fingers and says: "Fondue, help me help Treeflower to the boat." And as they drag her to the boat, she's kicking and screaming. Treeflower yells: "I do NOT CONCEDE! Let me GO! I was THIS TEAM'S ONLY HOPE! I was an ACTUAL COUNSELOR IN TRAINING! You'll hear from my attorney on this!" As the boat pulls away, Norbert runs toward Treeflower and says: "Wait! I want you to have something, catch!" And Norbert throws a wooden heart to Treeflower, and she asks: "What is it?" Norbert says: "It's a heart representing our love! I gnawed it myself! I'm going to stay, play, and win, for BOTH of us!" Treeflower says: "Oh, I love your carving! I love you! I promise to wait for you until the game's over!" And Norbert waves a tearful good-bye. Meanwhile, Jimmy looks bitterly at the marshmallow. (Flashback, confessional) Jimmy takes a device and says: "So Treeflower, you doubt the power of MY inventions?! You think it's funny to make fun of ME?! (Zaps the Secret Ballot Box) Let's see how funny YOU think my inventions are now that my text changer has changed all the votes in this box to primarily vote YOU off!" (End flashback and confessional) Jimmy says: "Payback is SO sweet!" /
Episode Notes: The Screaming Cats win. Treeflower is eliminated, but Jimmy altered the votes so that SHE would be voted off! Episode Quotes: Look above! Enough said! 
