NEWS ABOUT JUST LIKE PEARL:

The Just Like Pearl movie has been finished and trailers and advertisements have gone out everywhere. But the end of the movie was leaked onto the internet by someone, so the movie has been post-poned, to make a new ending. The movie was taken off the internet a day after it was put on, but the editors are still very angry about this. So, bad news, guys, but the movie is going to be re-made and it will still have a lot of guest stars, but the whole movie will have to be re-done. The movie will most likely premeire after the 100th episode.

Season 3:

47. All Brawns & No Brains

48. I Love Chico

49. The Case Of The Missing Pearl (1)

50. The Case Of The Missing Pearl (2)

51. Money, Money, Money

52. Dystopian Hotel

53. The Singing Episode

54. The King Of Jacks

55. Kick'd Out

56. Gotta Work This Out

57. Drama Pain In The First Degree

58. On The Radiowave

59. Jerry Duty

60. Keeping The Wraith

When Mr. Krabs' great aunt goes "to a better place," he and Pearl bury her in the Seaweed Bottom graveyard. But things get spooky when the ghost of Mr. Krabs' great aunt keeps haunting them! Meanwhile, Chico and Mr. Oldman are jealous that Clamantha has unlimited minutes on her shell phone.

61. 'Twas The Night Before Black Friday

Pearl, Chico, Clamantha, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Oldman and Django are all excited for Black Friday, so they hatch many dangerous plans to be the first ones in the store on Black Friday.

62. Preppy, Perfect & All About Pearl

Pearl wins the "Principal For A Day" contest, but she starts to take advantage of the power. What will happen to Pearl, Clamantha and Chico's friendship? Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs dares Mr. Oldman to dress up like a woman for a day.

63. He's A Lady- Woah, Woah, Woah!

Pearl and Clamantha enter Chico in The Annual Women Only Fashion Show, but since he isn't a woman, Pearl and Clamantha must disguise him as a woman. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs goes to the gym to lose weight, but things go wrong when he gets unnaturally skinny.

Total Cartoon Island! Episode 1 & 2: "I Want To Be Famous! Part I & II" Roger Plotz eliminated. Episode 3: "Don't Fall Asleep!" Helga Patacki eliminated. Episode 4: "Basebrawl!" Episode 5: "Culture Shock" Aang eliminated. Episode 6: "AHHH! Wilderness!" Daggett eliminated. Episode 7: "Are They Afraid Or Not?" Ren Hoek re-instated, Patrick Star eliminated.

Episode 8 : "Road to Skull Island!" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the campers all discussed their greatest fears. The next day, they then had to FACE their greatest fears, and there were a few surprises! Helga Patacki and Ren Hoek were the root of 2 campers' phobias, and the team that won would get to re-instate their voted-off camper. Phoebe learned that Ren Hoek wasn't somebody to be afraid of, and he had actually become a better dog in his time off. While the majority of the Screaming Cats were able to face their fears, the Killer Beavers struggled to find anyone who was brave on their team. Even though Chuckie, Otto, Norbert, Bunny, and Treeflower all faced their fears, Reggie and Patrick let the Killer Beavers down this time. In the end, it was Patrick Star who was eliminated out of the show, for not having the courage to hang out with gorillas. Now that Ren Hoek is back in the game, what will the campers have to face off against today? The answer to this question and more unexpected twists are coming up on Total Cartoon Island!"

In the early morning, Angelica wakes up, and decides to see if she can find where Sandy Cheeks has hidden her diary, because Angelica is on a mission! And she DOESN'T want anybody to find out about it, NOT! (Confessional) Angelica says: "Other than myself, Sandy Cheeks is the smartest one here, and her brains could cause me some problems in the future. If I want to stay one step ahead of her, I have to know how SHE thinks and use THAT knowledge to eliminate her ONCE and for ALL!" (End Confessional) However, at that moment, Ren Hoek is taking a morning jog around the cabins, when he stops and sees what Angelica is doing. Ren calls out: "Free money for Angelica!" Angelica rushes out and says: "Where?!" Ren says: "Nowhere that YOU'LL be going, unless you listen to me closely! I don't think it's NICE for you to be stealing stuff that doesn't belong to you!" Angelica gasps: "How did YOU know I was going to steal Sandy Cheeks' diary and use it to make her life miserable?!" Ren smiles and says: "Because you just TOLD me, eediot!" Angelica says: "D'oh! I HATE it when someone does that!" Ren says: "However, IF you cooperate with me, Sandy doesn't HAVE to know about this!" Angelica says: "What are you proposing?" Ren says: "All you have to do is to promise that you will NEVER use your alliance to vote me off again! And don't even think about trying to convince the others that they need to vote me off again, because at any given time, I could tell them about your treachery, and then you'll be doomed!" Angelica says: "You are one, shrewd dog! But it seems as though I've got my hands tied! Fine! I won't vote you off again! Happy?" Ren says: "As happy as Stimpy on Powdered Toast Man Day." (Confessional) Ren says: "Stimpy was the one who told me that Angelica was the one who orchestrated my vote-off the last time, and I wasn't going to give her the chance to do it again. I just needed for her to make one mistake and for me to see it, and now I have my bargaining chip. Now the only way I can POSSIBLY lose the game this time is if there comes a time where I just fail a challenge, but that's not going to happen anytime soon!" (End Confessional)

Just then, Sniz says: "Attention campers! Come down by the docks in 10 minutes to learn about your next challenge! It will REALLY interest you!" / Most of the campers arrive by the shore of the island where Sniz has canoes lined up. Sniz says: "We've got a unique challenge today! This time, the challenge is 3-fold. First, each team will be paddling their canoes up-stream to a neighboring island. The island is named: Skull Island! Legends say that this island is supposed to be CURSED!" Lil says: "Wow! A cursed island! That sounds so cool! Wouldn't it be funny if after we spent time on Skull Island, we actually got cursed?" Ren says: "Not really, no." Sniz says: "Once you get to Skull Island, you will have to portage your canoes across the island." Rocko says: "We'll have to pour WHAT?!" Ren says: "PORTAGE! It means carrying the canoes across the island." Sniz says: "Correct-a-mundo! Once you teams get to the other side, you will have to build a fire which will be judged by me. Whoever builds the best fire and gets back first wins invincibility!" Ren says: "Gee! Another mentally stimulating challenge!" Patty says: "I KNOW!" Sniz says: "And watch out for wild animals, they put a couple of our interns into the hospital in pre-production. And if you take anything OFF the island, you will get a terrible CURSE that falls on you! Now, to the canoes!" And most of the campers head down to the canoes. Phoebe suddenly rushes out of the restroom and says: "What did I miss?!" Sniz says: "Canoes?" And Phoebe rushes off, unaware of what she TRULY missed! / Lil says: "This is going to be a GREAT challenge! You know why? I'm like 1/47th Paiute Native American, so the tribe could like totally come to claim me at anytime!" Stimpy says: "Well to tell you the truth, I'd prefer it if you could stay here. You have certain campers who like you, and they're interested in you!" Lil says: "Wow! Really? I'd sure like to meet at least one of them!" Stimpy says: "You're in luck. He's standing right here!" Lil says: "Oh my gosh! Are you saying that you like me? That you REALLY like me, LIKE me!" Stimpy says: "Not only that, I think I love you! I've never known a girl who was funnier than you, and you're interested in so many things that I'm interested in!" Lil says: "Would you like to paddle with me?" Stimpy says: "Oh yes! I'd like that VERY much! You've just made this red cat VERY happy!" (Confessional) Lil says: "How cool is this?! I've finally found a guy who actually wants to date me! Who would've thought it would be a feline?! Not that I care! I believe love transcends all boundaries, and it doesn't matter if someone's white, Asian, Mexican, African-American, or even if its a different species! What matters is if someone loves you and you love them back, that's all that matters! And I think that, I love Stimpy to!" Ren says: "Stimpy has done what I thought was almost impossible. He fell in love with a girl. He fell in love once and almost completely! I mean...I'm really happy for Stimpy, I really am. But where does that leave me? What do I have now? I said that he was only a friend. But I wonder. Was he something more to me?" (End Confessional)

The campers begin to get into their canoes. Doug says: "Hey Sandy! Want to paddle with me?" Sandy says: "Not in this lifetime. I've got someone else in mind." But Patty says: "Sporthank, you have GOT to go paddling with Priscilla and me!" Phoebe says: "It's Spongebob, and I'm Phoebe!" Patty says: "That's what I said Petunia, me and Posie want to paddle with Springbot Squirepin." Phoebe says: "Why do I bother?" Spongebob says: "Fine. That's okay, I guess." Sandy says: "Fine. But I do the steering!" Doug says: "Just the way I like it!" (Confessional) Doug says: "Oh yes! Sandy's about to learn what the Dougster's about! Da na na na na na!" Sandy says: "Honestly, I think Doug Funny is like a younger brother to me. (Cuts to Doug doing air guitar.) An extremely ANNOYING little brother." (End Confessional) The boat teams are formed. Jimmy/Bunny/Chuckie, Norbert/Treeflower/Otto, Rocko/Reggie, Ren/Angelica/Suzie, Sandy/Doug, Spongebob/Patty/ Phoebe, & Stimpy/Lil. Fondue says: "On your marks, get set, (fires a gun/BOOM!) go!" And a dead duck falls down. Sniz says: "You're going to get a LOT of angry E-mails on THAT one!" / On the canoes, Rocko is romancing Reggie with stories about Austrailia, Norbert is telling Treeflower about his trips to California and elsewhere around the western United States, Stimpy and Lil talk about themselves in the 3rd person talking about what movies they really like. In the meantime, Doug keeps trying to tell Sandy about the romantic things he can do for her, but she won't even give Doug the time of day! Doug finally says: "I think I know why you keep shooting me down. It's because of Spongebob, isn't it? (Sandy looks questioningly) That's fine, I'm cool with that. I was sensing a whole, you're into Spongebob vibe. I can put in a good word for you, if you want to be closer." Sandy says: "You'd really do that? Well, if you can get us into the same canoe on the way back, I'll definitely owe you one." Doug says: "Funny you should say that. You see, I'm in a bit of a bind myself. I kind of made a bet with Otto that if I got one of your bra's, he'd have to do the dishes for the rest of the game! (Sandy hits Doug with an oar) Right! That's asking for too much!" Then suddenly, they come upon Skull Island. The Screaming Cats make their way into the murky island, only to run across Giant Killer Pigeons, and Mutant Catdogs! (Confessional) Sniz says: "The Domesticus Felinius Canis Lupus more commonly known as the Catdog, is a local resident of Skull Island, and a remnant of the Pleistoscene Era of the Stone Age. And get this, they're MEAT-Eaters!"

(End confessional) The Screaming Cats manage to get away from the Catdogs, when Doug pulls out a loaf of bread, from his PANTS! When the Killer Beavers come to a fork in the trail, Rocko says to take the right fork, and Reggie agrees, so they go down the right fork. The Screaming Cats decide to take the left fork! They continue to run down the trail, until Spongebob steps in something funny! Spongebob says: "I don't want to alarm anybody, but I think I stepped in quicksand!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "How am I supposed to know what quicksand looks like?! It looks just like sand!" Fondue says: "Oh man! That is SO funny! I set that quicksand trap up, but I didn't think anybody would actually FALL for it! Man, that is SO priceless!" (End confessional) Patty says: "Hold on Spongebob, I'll save you!" Spongebob says: "No, wait!" And Patty obliviously steps into the quicksand and Patty says: "Oh my gosh, I'm sinking to! I SO didn't see that coming!" Ren says under his breath: "Her head is about 8 feet cube in circumference and you're telling me there's not 1 inch of BRAIN in that entire head?!" Angelica says: "Now you know what I live with!" Doug says: "I'll save you!" He grabs a vine and says: "Geronimo!" Suzie says: "Doug! Watch out for that--(SLAM!)--tree." And Doug crashes into the tree, but the vine falls down so that Patty can grab it, and Spongebob who's hanging onto her leg, use the vine to get to solid ground. Patty says: "Doug, you totally saved my life! I am SO in love with you! Where did you learn to do that?!" Doug says: "Thanks Patty! I actually LOVE you to, but I didn't think that you thought the same way about me, but now I know that you do. And I actually watch a lot of movies!" Ren says: "I'm glad to know that YOU 2 have hooked up, but we've got to run! There's no telling how much ground the other team has covered by now!" / Just as things are looking up for the Killer Beavers, tragedy strikes! Chuckie falls down in pain! Chuckie says: "OW! Man down, man down!" Reggie says: "What happened?!" Chuckie says: "I don't know! I've got SUCH pain! You'll have to go on without me!" Rocko says: "Nothing doing! I'm Australian and my mother taught me that an Aussie NEVER leaves a man OR a woman behind!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "Chuckie's injury looked SO bad! I've seen surfers get eaten by sharks, or getting sucked out in rip tides, or getting mangled up on rocks, but that was MAJOR! And he just kept going! He had a lot of heart!" Chuckie says: "I didn't know if I was going to make it! The situation was touch and go! I don't think I would've lasted if Rocko wasn't there to lend a marsupial hand." (End Confessional) Chuckie's injury is proven to be a SPRAINED ankle with a tiny splinter in his leg!

The Killer Beavers get to the other side of the Island, only to find that the Screaming Cats are already there! Phoebe is searching for wood, and finds a wooden tiki carving of Arnold made by Helga. (Flashback) Sniz says: "If you take anything off the island, you will get a terrible CURSE!" / Phoebe says: "What did I miss?!" Sniz says: "Canoes." (End flashback) Phoebe, unaware of Sniz's warning, decides to take the tiki carving as her own. Although, the Screaming Cats have more wood, the Killer Beavers manage to get THEIR fire going 1st, because Otto brought a lighter. Sniz, in a helicopter above the island being piloted by Fondue, decides that as host, he needs to comment. So Sniz says: "No rules against carrying a lighter. Edge, Beavers." On the Island, the Screaming Cats FINALLY start a fire. Doug says: "Spongebob, can I talk to you for a minute?" Spongebob says: "Sure." Doug says: "I was trying to score a date with Sandy, and I struck out, a lot. The thing of it is, she's not into me. She's into you." Spongebob says: "Are you telling me the truth?" Doug says: "Sure. Besides, I'm in love with Patty now, and I'd have nothing to gain by lying to you." Spongebob says: "All right. How should I go about getting a date with her?" Doug says: "I'll tell you how I'd play it later. Right now, we've got a challenge to win!" The Killer Beavers are desperate to make their fire better than the Screaming Beavers, so Treeflower says that they need more wood. Desperate, Jimmy quickly wons and grabs the paddles AND the canoes, and throws them on the fire! Otto says: "NO! You burned our ride home! Nice going, genius!" Lil says: "Screaming Cats, I have just the thing that will put us over the edge! It's a little fire-starter that I made from 5 different kinds of wood, 4 types of flint, and 3 types of highly combustible rock! Stand back, this is going to be big!" And she adds the stuff on the fire and--BOOM!!!! A HUGE explosion nearly covers all the island, singes all of the Screaming Cats, causing Sniz to say: "Wow! And with that, the Screaming Cats move WAY ahead of the Killer Beavers! What a great play!" Stimpy says: "Wow! That was a cool trick! It's even cooler than all those inventions I make back home! One of them was the Happy Helmet, it once made Ren really happy. Other things were socks that never fell down, and food detector's, to tell you where food is edible! You made a great fire Lil! Stimpy likes!" Lil says: "It's just one of my many talents that will help this team out!"

And she gives Stimpy a kiss! Stimpy says: "Dear Abby, I am in LOVE!!!!" The Screaming Cats get on their canoes and head back to camp, the only change being that Spongebob is sailing with Sandy, and Doug is sailing with Patty and Phoebe. Suzie says to the Killer Beavers: "Farewell, though I know you won't!" Otto says: "We're marooned! And it's all your fault, unless you think of a way to get us out of this situation NOW!" Jimmy says: "I suppose that if we hopped on Bunny's back, he could swim us back. He's big enough." Bunny says: "That's a pretty hefty order, but I want to win as much as you do!" Norbert says: "And since me and Treeflower are Beavers, we're naturally aquatic so we can just swim back to!" Rocko says: "It's not over until it's over! Let's give it our all!" So the Killer Beavers desperately try to catch up to the Screaming Cats, but they are too far ahead. The Screaming Cats make it to the final challenge, meaning the Killer Beavers have lost, AGAIN! Otto says: "Jimmy, you JERK, you COST us the GAME! You are DEAD!" Jimmy says: "I got us back to the island, didn't I? Why don't you vote off Whiny McChicken pants?! He made all of YOU carry him around while he moaned and complained about NOTHING except a sprained ankle and a tiny SLIVER!" Reggie said: "WHAT?! You made us carry you around and cost us valuable time in trying to help us build a fire!" Chuckie says: "I just wanted a little attention! Is that so wrong?! Come on, can't you take a joke?!" (Confessional) Jimmy said: "I could not let myself get voted off at this point in the game. I HAD to do something to keep myself alive. And if that means getting rid of a fellow genius, then its better that its Chuckie rather than me! At least I don't have irrational fears!" Rocko says: "Chuckie might have made more noise than was neccessary out of a small injury. But I'm not ashamed that we helped him get back to the island. I'd do it the exact same way if I had the chance, because I believe that those who do good karma, will have good karma given to them." (End Confessional)

The Killer Beavers are once again facing judgement. Sniz says: "Back again? You must really like it here." Otto says: "Absolutely not, we HATE it! Or at least, I hate it!" Sniz says: "Irregardless, one of you has spent their last night on this island. When I call your name, come get a marshmallow. The camper that doesn't get a marshmallow must go to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and leave. And you can never come back, EVER! Rocko, Norbert, Treeflower, Bunny, Reggie, Otto. Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening. (Dramatic music plays, Jimmy is putting mousse on his hair uninterested, and Chuckie is looking at his injury.) Jimmy. Chuckie, your fellow campers thought that you were too much of a scaredy-cat. Hit the Dock of Shame, buddy." And Chuckie walks away dejected. / Later that night, Otto says: "No way Doug, you didn't! Doug says: "Yes I did! I got my hands on a bra! That means dish duty for you, the rest of the summer!" Otto says: "You mean it's from--" Doug says: "A gentleman never kisses and tells." / In her cabin, Phoebe says: "This wooden carving helped us win the challenge. It's SO lucky! I'm NEVER getting rid of it!" And she falls asleep, unaware that an ominous thunder and lightning storm is brewing, signaling the carving's unluckiness. / Episode Notes: The Screaming Cats win, Chuckie Finster is eliminated. Doug and Patty officially begin a relationship, Stimpy and Lil officially start dating! Episode Quotes: Look above! Enough said!

Season 3:

47. All Brawns & No Brains

48. I Love Chico

49. The Case Of The Missing Pearl (1)

50. The Case Of The Missing Pearl (2)

51. Money, Money, Money

52. Dystopian Hotel

53. The Singing Episode

54. The King Of Jacks

55. Kick'd Out

56. Gotta Work This Out

57. Drama Pain In The First Degree

58. On The Radiowave

59. Jerry Duty

60. Keeping The Wraith

61. 'Twas The Night Before Black Friday.

62. Preppy, Perfect & All About Pearl

63. He's A Lady- Woah, Woah, Woah!

64. Shop 'Til We Mop

Pearl, Chico and Clamantha are hired as janitors at the mall, but they try hard to ditch their jobs when the manager isn't looking and use their employee discounts for a SHOPPING SPREE! Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs goes to the underwater White House to complain about taxes.

NEWS ABOUT JUST LIKE PEARL.... AGAIN:

The Just Like Pearl movie is back on for after episode 70! Here is the CONFIRMED CAST of the movie:

Lori Alan as Pearl

David Archuleta as Chico

Ellen Page as Clamantha

Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs

Tom Kenny as Mr. Oldman

Dee Bradley Baker as Django

Shia LaBeouf as Mr. Krabs' long lost son Jake

Catherine Zeta-Jones as Chico's sister Elaine

Tracy Morgan as Dr. Dizzle (villain)

Miley Cyrus as Dr. Zoey Zamker (Dizzle's assistant)

Ryan Seacrest as Jerry (Mr. Krabs' best friend)

Katie Holmes as News Reporter Isabelle (Mr. Krabs' love interest)

Michael Phelps as himself

1. The Beginning

2. Break The Ice

3. Bearly Alive

4. The Great Nail Race

5. Anchor Toss

6. Art Of The Prank

7. Jailbirds

8. Save Yourselves

There isn't a challenge this week. Both teams must vote off one team member on any basis. On the block for the major characters are Gary for not doing well because he is a snail and Plankton who's evil schemes work half of the time, but backfire the other half. On the block for the minor characters are Lou for not doing well in challenges and Flats who's anger is out of control. The major characters vote off Gary because Plankton is more useful in challenges. The minor characters vote off Flats. Lou is saved by his alliance with Scooter and Old Man Jenkins along with Frank who decided to help him.

Team 1:

Spongebob

Patrick

Mr. Krabs

Sandy

Plankton

Flying Dutchman

Larry

Team 2:

Scooter

Monroe

Lou

Frank

Old Man Jenkins

Don The Whale

Smitty Werben Man Jensen

Spongebob: Life In The Open Air!

Bikini Bottom has become completely polluted by another one of Plankton's failed schemes to gain the Krabby Patty formula. As Bikini Bottom is destroyed the critters have to vacate to the surface how will they survive?

Episode 1 will follow after feedback.

Total Cartoon Island! Episode 1 & 2: "I Want To Be Famous! Part I & II" Roger Plotz eliminated. Episode 3: "Don't Fall Asleep!" Helga Patacki eliminated. Episode 4: "Basebrawl!" Episode 5: "Culture Shock" Aang eliminated. Episode 6: "AHHH!!!! Wilderness!" Daggett eliminated. Episode 7: "Are They Afraid Or Not?" Patrick Star eliminated. Episode 8: "Road To Skull Island" Chuckie Finster eliminated. In this episode, as with episodes 4 & 5, I'm mixing it up by making the challenge in this episode different from the show I'm parodying." Hope you like it!

Episode 9: "Express Yourself!" Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the two teams raced against each other to the deadly, cursed, Skull Island, where they faced dangerous animals, quicksand pits, and Patty's utter stupidity. Doug tried to hit on Sandy Cheeks about 65 times, but after he saved Patty's life and fell in love with Patty, he made up for his earlier actions by getting Sandy closer together with the man she really wanted to be with, namely Spongebob Squarepants. Good strategy, Doug. There were winners, and there were losers, namely the Killer Beavers. Jimmy delayed his team by destroying their initial ride back to camp, but he managed to save his own butt when he revealed Chuckie Finster had delayed their team even more by whining and moaning over a tiny splinter and a sprained ankle, so Chuckie was voted off the island! BIG mistake to make, Chuckie. However, one camper named Phoebe might have made an even BIGGER mistake when she did something she shouldn't have, and took a weird tiki carving of Arnold from Hey Arnold! off the island, and it now threatens to curse the Screaming Cats. Will Phoebe live to regret her decision? Will the Killer Beavers be able to get rid of their pathetic losing streak? And can my teeth possibly look any whiter?! The answers to these questions and more coming up on Total Cartoon Island!"

Early in the morning, Angelica Pickles is the first to wake up again, determined that today, she is going to have the BEST day she could possibly have, even if there IS supposed to be a challenge today. Angelica says: "The only thing better than waking up early is to wake up to the perfect day, which I KNOW Phoebe and Patty will provide me!" Phoebe says: "What do you want us to do for you today?" Angelica says: "First, warm up the shower for me. I will NOT take a cold shower in a cold camp in cold Lake Superior in Michigan!" Phoebe says: "Can and will do Angelica." And Phoebe waits for Angelica to give her a compliment, and instead Angelica says: "When I say to do something, I mean NOW! MOVE IT!!!!" (Confessional) Phoebe says: "After spending 18 days on this island with Angelica, I have SO gotten tired of being in an alliance with her. She promised me and Patty safety and security, and yet WE wind up with the short end of the stick! I thought that the reason for making an alliance would be that everything would be equal between us, and yet she keeps telling us to do everything for HER, and expect nothing FROM her to us in return! I don't know how much more of these conditions I can take." Angelica says: "I think Phoebe and Patty are just jealous of me. But who wouldn't be? I mean, I AM the SMARTEST and PRETTIEST girl on this island, and I certainly don't get that way by resting on my laurels. As a young child, I learned a long time ago that there was only one way to get ahead of this world. I had to take what I could, WHEN I could, and this challenge is no different! Make no mistake, the $150,000 WILL be mine, no questions asked! I didn't sign up for this show to lose, which means I WILL win, by ANY means neccessary!" (End Confessional.) At the showers, there is a line of campers waiting to use the restroom. Suzie asks: "What is going on here?!" Patty says: "Angelica is taking her shower, and she needs her private time." Suzie says: "Well how long is QUEENIE going to be?! Some of us got urgent business!" Patty says: "She could BE a while." Ren says: "Just do what I do when there's no restroom to use, do it like the lumberjacks." Sandy says: "Sounds like a good idea to me." Angelica says: "Could someone come in and lotion my back? It's peeling!" Phoebe looks around, but everyone else has already left. So Phoebe sighs and decides to go in and do her thankless, hard job of trying to pretty up Angelica in the morning.

In the cafeteria, Sniz orders the campers to sit down for something special. Sniz says: "I've a got a GOOD surprise for you today!" Norbert says: "Are you bringing back my brother Daggett to camp so we can be together again?!" Sniz says: "Even better! Today's challenge is all about expressing yourself!" Angelica scoffs: "Expressing myself?! Why don't we just do 7 minutes of heaven in a tacky basement closet?!" Stimpy says: "I'm up for that action--no, wait! Ren, was that a rhetorical question?" Ren says: "Of COURSE it was a rhetorical question, but even more shocking is how you even KNOW what a rhetorical question is!" Stimpy says: "Lil taught it to me! She's the best! She's been teaching me EVERYTHING she knows! I'm learning a lot of stuff from her that I never learned from you, which is awesome! Of course, YOU'RE still smart, so no offense Ren." Ren sarcastically says: "None taken." (Confessional) Ren says: "I promised myself I was over Stimpy. If he's in love with a girl, fine! He can HAVE his relationship! But he's nuts falling in love with that insane female! What does she have that I don't have?! I mean, besides curvy shapes and a beautiful hair-do! I've worked hard to improve my attitude here, so I see no reason why I don't deserve a good mate. And quite frankly, it's gotten to the point where almost ANYONE looks good to me now! Sigh, I should've gone with Stimpy when I had the chance." (End Confessional.) Sniz says: "Here's how this challenge will work. Each camper must pick one way they can express themselves the best. It could be through song, it can be through dance, you can even do the judging and win points. Anything goes as long as it's legal. That means YOU, Otto!" Otto says: "What?! I've never done anything illegal!" Sniz continues, ignoring him: "At 6 tonight, be prepared to express yourself!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "This will be a great challenge for me! I can showcase my new inventions, and display my genius! It's my chance to reveal that Stimpson J. Cat is in fact, a genuine genius, and a lovable guy besides!"

Rocko says: "There are so many different ways to express myself. It's hard to know what to do. But I think when it comes right down to it, I know of at least ONE way to express myself that no other camper can do on this island!" Lil says: "I have a SPECIAL surprise planned for expressing MYSELF tonight! It's going to be GREAT!" Norbert says: "My strategy is to team up with Treeflower and do a duet. We will SO rock this challenge!" Patty says: "There are so many ways I could express myself. My face, my hair, my beauty, my FABULOUS skills, and my bi-languicalness. I speak fluent English AND American!" Reggie says: "Did I ever mention that I could stand on my hands for 20 minutes? Because I totally can!" Spongebob says: "Grilling is an art form, and I always treat it as such. Today I will show everyone the finer side to making hamburgers with time, love, and tenderness." Jimmy says: "It's time for me to blind them all with science! I've got a WICKED invisibility potion that I've been DYING to try! It will win my team invincibility for sure!" Bunny says: "I can run and hop really fast. Is that a talent?" Doug says: "I'm pretty confidant about this challenge. I may not look it, but I have the makings of a great rock star in me. I just needed to find the right song to see, and I'll be a shoe in to win this challenge!" Ren says: "I'm certainly not going to humiliate myself. I'll be a judge, because there's no WAY the Killer Beavers can impress ME with a talent!" Angelica says: "The rest of MY team can come up with all the strategies and plans they want, but it won't do THEM any good, because I have this talent in the bag! All I have to do is make sure that everyone else performs WORSE than me, then either I win immunity for my team, or I get someone else voted off. Either way, I have a place at the bonfire tonight!" (End Confessional.) That night, the judges are picked. Bunny, Phoebe, and Ren Hoek. They will oversee all the other campers expressing themselves. Norbert and Treeflower go up first, singing a duet to each other. Their rendition of Sonny and Cher's "I Got You Babe." At the end of their performance, Bunny says: "A true masterpiece. That NEVER goes out of fashion, and you are SO totally in love with each other, and it shows. 9 out of 10." Phoebe says: "Treeflower, you're very pretty. And Norbert, you're really suave and handsome. Your looks completely compliment your talents. 10 out of 10." Ren says: "Quite frankly, that song was mind-numbing, apalling, and boring. I fell asleep after the first stanza. It was about as much fun as a week of impacted molars. 1 out of 10."

Jimmy goes up next, and wows everyone by vanishing, then making stuff appear to float in air, and Jimmy enjoys himself for 2 minutes, until the Invisibility Potion wears off and everyone sees Jimmy naked! Bunny says: "Bold choice. Unexpected, daring, and completely natural, just like me! 9 out of 10." Phoebe says: "I've got to wash my eyes! 2 out of 10!" Ren says: "I don't even WANT to say anything about this! 2 out of 10." Spogebob goes up next, wowing everyone with his cooking skills and enjoying himself to! Bunny says: "I'm a vegetarian, so out of common courtesy, I consider it immoral for me to eat meat. But you DID put your heart into it, so 5 out of 10." Phoebe says: "I prefer chicken myself, but the sandwiches are marvelous! 9 out of 10!" Ren says: "You cook burgers better than I can! And I've cooked some really mean burgers! 9 out of 10." Spongebob is now the leader. Reggie decides to go up next, but she doesn't look too hot. (Confessional) Angelica says: "While Reggie wasn't looking, I spooned some Ipecac into her chips so that when she goes up to her perform, the stuff she put into her stomach will come right back up, spelling certain DOOM for her!" (End confessional.) Sure enough, while Reggie's doing her hand-standing, her chips come out the NASTY way, and she spews throw-up onto Treeflower, Otto, Suzie, AND Sandy Cheeks! Finally, she slips on some of the liquid and falls off the stage! Sniz says: "Clean-up on aisles 3, 4, 5, 6, AND 7. We've got to hose this place down so please be patient for a moment." (A fake commercial is shown of Cosmo running a hot iron over his hand. Confessional) Reggie says: "I'm so ashamed! I can't BELIEVE that happened! I deserve to go home! Stop it, that's pathetic! Just show some confidence Reggie!" (Cries, end confessional) Sniz says: "Welcome back! Okay, in a surprising twist, all 3 judges gave Reggie's Exorcist act a 2 out of 10. But that's not enough for the Killer Beavers as the Screaming Cats are still ahead!" Stimpy is ready to give his science demonstration. Stimpy says: "Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to be wowed by the mind of the most prestigious feline this side of Hollywood, California. For my turn, I've decided to display my new invention, the animal taming device or ATD for short. With my machine, I can turn a savage, wild animal into a docile, tame, completely harmless companion. I will demonstrate on Barry the Bear, who I've safely got in my--(looks at an empty cage with the bars sawed off)--cage? Where's the bear?" (A bear tears down the curtains) Stimpy says: "Great pyramids of Cheops! The bear is loose! Stand back! I've got a machine and I'm NOT afraid to use it!" But the bear ignores Stimpy and instead jumps into the audience and terrorizes Phoebe, Bunny, Treeflower, Jimmy, Reggie, Patty, Suzie, Fondue, Otto, even Angelica gets freaked out by the rogue creature. Stimpy says: "You might be 500 pounds of savagery but I've got 8 pounds of brain in my 150 pound body, so prepare to get tamed!"

The bear suddenly stops and says with a feminine voice: "Would you guys chill already?" Sniz says: "Say what?" And the bear--reveals herself to have been Lil wearing a bear costume! Stimpy says: "Great Zeus! I did NOT see that coming!" Angelica says: "What are you Lil? Some kind of freak?" Lil says: "I thought it would be funny, ha ha!" (Confessional) Lil says: "Ok, ok. That was SO funny! The campers were all panicking like 'Oh no! A bear is on the loose!' They were like 'We're all going to die!' And I was like 'Roar, I'm going to eat you!' As if I could ACTUALLY do that! There's no way, okay!" (End confessional) Bunny said: "That, was just scary! But Stimpy demonstrated bravery in the face of fake danger so, 6 out of 10." Phoebe says: "I feel-I feel-I feel-as though I'm going to need some therapy after this game is over. 2 out of 10." Ren says: "I give Stimpy a 10 out of 10, just for being Stimpy." Finally, it's Doug's turn to go up next, and he's chosen a DOOZY of a song to rock out to, or so HE thinks! (Confessional) Angelica says: "I figured that if Patty got too close to Doug, she could potentially leave MY alliance and join up with HIM! I had to do something that would give him the boot, so I decided to play dirty, and play the humiliation card! It's so easy to pull one over on the rest of the campers that it's almost not even fun. Of course the key word is, almost!" (End confessional) Doug plays the CD and music begins playing, and everyone is SURPRISED by what they were hearing, and NOT in the good way either! Doug is singing Rick Astley's "Never Going to Give You Up," and nearly all of the campers are writhing in agony over getting Rick-rolled and want it to stop! Surprisingly, it does stop when Doug suddenly notices the REAL Barry the Bear on stage with him! Doug says: "Hey Barry! Do you like this song?" And Barry suddenly exclaims: "ROAR!!!!" (Confessional) Barry the Bear says: "Who would intentionally go on stage to sing THAT song?! What happened to the good old days when there were bands like Chic, Blondie, Donna Summer and New Kids On the Block? Sigh, they just don't make them like THAT any more!" Doug, now in a full body cast, says: "Okay, that was totally random. But it's not so bad, besides having nearly every bone broken by that music hating bear. It's not over for me yet."

(End confessional.) Bunny says: "That song doesn't do justice for ANYONE!" Phoebe says: "I can't believe that Doug reminded us of how truly BAD the 1980's could be!" Ren says: "There's a word for that performance that I can't say, because there are children watching." The three judges say: "Zero out of Ten!" Patty says: "I actually liked it." And even though it's totally unneccessary at this point, Rocko goes up to rub more salt in the Screaming Cats wound. And Rocko expresses himself in poem, AND on stage, as he completely DISROBES, getting naked on-stage to prove his love and loyalty for Reggie, by getting over his irrational fear of appearing naked in public, despite having done this numerous times, and Rocko says that from now on, he will NEVER be nervous to get naked again! Bunny says: "I've NEVER been afraid to be naked in public! 10 out of 10!" Phoebe says: "That was an incredulous performance! 10 out of 10!" Ren says: "I admit it, you really did good, Rocko. 10 out of 10." Sniz says: "And with that, the Killer Beavers win! Screaming Cats, that was a REALLY tough break, you had a strong showing, but it seems as bad luck plagued you in the end. You're going to be sending someone home!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "That scheming, dirty, low-life TRAITOR! And if you think I'm talking about myself, you're wrong! Phoebe is SO out of my ALLIANCE! She deliberately betrayed me! And for what?! Just to get back at me from keeping her away from useless, stupid, Patrick?! Well, I have NO use for traitors in MY alliance! Phoebe is going down!" Suzie says: "Who am I voting for? Well, Angelica is a royal jerk and a pain in my neck. But I've got to say, Doug." Stimpy says: "I've got to vote off Doug. With all your injuries, you're not so useful in challenges anymore." Patty says: "I've got real respect for Penny for standing up against Angelica. That was SO brave. But she is SO dead now!" (End Confessional) The Screaming Beavers are facing judgement for the first time in a while. Sniz says: "Welcome back. While some of you performed quite admirably, others had a performance that some people would call a crime against nature, which is why one of you is leaving tonight. I've got 10 campers at the bonfire, but only 9 marshmallows. The camper--" Sandy says: "Who doesn't receive a marshmallow must immediately go to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers and leave. Can we get on with it already?" Sniz says: "Fine, spoil the moment.

Come up when I call your name to claim your marshmallow. Ren Hoek, Stimpy, Lil, Spongebob, Sandy, Patty, Suzie." Angelica looks at Phoebe and says: "SLASH! Going down!" Sniz says: "Phoebe!" Angelica is shocked! Sniz says: "This IS the final marshmallow of the evening. (Doug is nervous in his full body cast, while Angelica is petrified, completely afraid for the first time in her life!) Angelica." Angelica grabs her marshmallow and says: "You are ALL lucky, okay?! VERY lucky!" Sniz says: "Doug, it's time for you to leave!" Doug, muffled by his bandages says: "I can't even walk!" Phoebe says: "I'll escort Doug down there!" Suzie says: "See you, Doug." Phoebe says: "I feel so empowered. I voted against Angelica and I didn't follow her orders! It makes me feel SO alive!" Doug protests loudly, but is still muffled by his bandages. Phoebe says: "Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I've got a lucky charm. (She shows him the Arnold Tiki carving) I got it when we visited Skull Island, isn't it great?!" Doug tries to warn her about it, but to no avail. Phoebe says: "We're all going to miss you, Doug." And she gets Doug onto the Boat of Losers, unaware of what Doug was trying to tell her. (Confessional) Patty says: "Oh, I'll never forget our time together Duncan--I mean Doug! (Blows kiss) Bye!" Episode Notes: The Killer Beavers win the challenge, Doug is mauled by Barry the Bear and is eliminated from being too injured to continue competeing. Phoebe quits Angelica's alliance as Angelica simultaneously expels Phoebe from her alliance. Episode Quotes: Look above! Enough said!

Star City

S5.1-81. Volcanic Panic
S5.2-82. The Copyright War
S5.3-83. Perry-The Low Belt Master
S5.4-84. 2D-2roubles
S5.5-85. Pat's Back!
S5.6-86. Get Rich Quick?
S5.7-87. Future In The Past
S5.8-88. Kung Fu Starfish

Perry decides to give Kung Fu a try when he gets bored of Taekwondo, but soon realises if he wants to become good at Taekwondo, he must be commited. Meanwhile, Charlie starts a massive riot around the city when he realises he has an overdue library book.

Pilot. Sand-y's Machine-y (2-part event)

Sandy builds a time machine, but Spongebob and Patrick play with it and accidently get transported to prehistoric Bikini Bottom, and now must find the time machine to get home. Meanwhile, back at Bikini Bottom, Sandy is desperately trying to find her time machine...when Plankton finds out, and steals the blueprints.

Spongebob and Patrick return home, and the time machine is stolen by Plankton. Plankton goes back in time to the day when he and Mr. Krabs were friends, and tries to steal Mr. Krab's recipe. Now it's up to Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy to catch him.

1.1 King Neptune's Buggy

Spongebob accidently steals King Neptunes buggy and misplaces it. He then begins to look for it, but realises he can't find it. With time winding down (King Neptune demanded his buggy by the end of tomorrow), Spongebob uses Sandy's time machine to go back in time. But, it won't be as easy as he thinks to go to the scene of the crime and rescue the buggy.

1.2 Patrick, Hands Off!

When Sandy tests her new "Paradox machine," Patrick accidently deletes Spongebob. So Sandy must go back in time and save Spongebob. But that could be difficult with Plankton on the loose, trying to disrupt out heroes.

1.3 The Bintendo Double-Screen

Spongebob gets addicted to his new Bintendo DS, and Patrick tries to help him; Patrick gets hooked as well; just before an important meeting with King Neptune. Will Sandy be able to save the day?

1.4 School Comes First, Spongebob

Spongebob must retake elementary school after flunking boating school again as Sandy and Patrick try to stop Plankton from evil crime.

1.5 Sandy, Spongebob and Patrick on Patrol

King Neptune appoints Sandy, Spongebob, and Patrick as "Time-Guard," but with Plankton messing with the time-space continuum, things could get...ugly.

1.6 Patrick rockStar

Patrick becomes a rockstar and chooses this new job over being a part of the Time-Guard.

1.7 The Legend of Planktonimor (Part 1 of the "Majicky Majician" Special)

(I'M SORRY IF I TOOK SOMEONE'S TITLE)After Plankton hears o f Planktonimor's thrust to overthrow Middle-Aged Bikini Bottom, Plankton goes back in time to retrive him so as to carry out his EEVVIILL plan to conquer Bikini Bottom (and the Krusty Krab recipe :twisted

1.8 Past, Present, and Future (Part 2 of the "Majicky Majician" Special)

Sandy, Spongebob, and Patrick rush to try and stop Planktonimor and Patrick from conquering Bikini Bottom of the past and present.

1.9 Finding the Wee Beastie (Part 3 of the "Majicky Magician" Special)

Everything for the most part is over. Plankton is back in hiding, and Bikini Bottom is saved. But, King Neptune receives a report that Planktonimor is still in Bikini Bottom. In response, Sandy and Spongebob and Patrick, the Time-Guard, are sent to look for him. But when Patrick gets lost, they get diverted. Is this a fool's report, or what? What's going on here, and how come Plankton is nowhere to be seen?

1.10 Planktonimor's Final Stand (Part 4 of the "Majicky Magician" Special)

The report about Planktonimor is true. He's kidnapped Patrick as well. Sandy and Spongebob hear the cackling and evil laughter and enter the hideout. Will they be able to stop Planktonimor's magic with a little help from time?

1.11 Why Chose a Life of Crime?

Spongebob thinks he's responsible for crime, and goes back in time to change it. But things are constantly changing for the worse each time he goes back...how will everything get back to normal now?

1.12 Messed Up Play

When Mrs. Puff decides to do a boating school play, Spongebob wants the lead role. Seeing as he is the only boy volunteer, he gets it. However on the night of the play, Spongebob messes up big time and uses the time machine to go back and time and change it. How many times will it take Spongebob to fix it before he realizes that all along, he should've just kept it the way it is?

1.13 3,000,000 Seabucks that You'd Be Better of Without Me

When everyone forgets about Patrick's birthday, he becomes really sad and depressed. Finally, he makes a decision: he'll go back in time and make sure he was never born. But then Patrick sees how devastating Bikini Bottom gets without him, and he goes back to being the seastar that everyone loves. Turns out Spongebob and the gang were going to surprise him!

1.14 Life of E--Good! (Plankton's New Leaf, Part 1)

Plankton convinces everyone that he's given up on a life of crime...except Sandy.

1.15 Life of E--Good! (Plankton's New Leaf, Part 2)

Plankton finally convinces Sandy that he's up to no bad...but is he really?

1.16 Too Much Time Travel (It's the End of the World! event part 1 of 6)

Patrick, Sandy, and Spongebob are the protectors of Bikini Bottom, as of the beginning of the episode, when King Neptune crowns them so. Patrick, Sandy, and Spongebob bask in the glory while Plankton is in remorse. Angered, he plots to destroy Spongebob, Sandy, and Patrick using their own symbols against them. Plankton assesses what he has left that is of some value, and comes to the conclusion that in fact he has nothing except his mind and his time machine. Plankton goes back in time many times, and Sandy, Spongebob, and Patrick follow suit. King Neptune's observer of the skies reports a BLACK HOLE COMING TO BIKINI BOTTOM. King Neptune immediately calls up his Elite Forces: Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy. They decide to go and fight them. Plankton is shown laughing as the black hole comes closer to the Earth.

1.17 The Black Hole of Trouble(It's the End of the World! event part 2 of 6)

Sandy, Patrick, and Spongebob prepare for takeoff when Squidward arrives. King Neptune says that Squidward will have to accompany them. Spongebob feels overjoyed, while Squidward is angry and frustrated. Dennis Jr., Dennis's son, watches Spongebob and Patrick take off into the skies, and gets angry. He reveals HIS plot to overthrow Bikini Bottom's government and throw Patrick and Spongebob into the Goo Lagoon, never to be seen again, to avenge his father's death. Plankton and Karen create an army of mindless fish-robots, who begin to besiege Bikini Bottom. Spongebob, Sandy, and Patrick try to fight the black hole, but get sucked in. Inside the ship, Spongebob and Sandy work the gears as they get sucked in while PATRICK IS SEEN RUNNING AROUND, SCREAMING. Finally, Spongebob, Sandy, and Patrick land outside of Sandy's lair, where Sandy is just showing her invention to Spongebob...

1.18 The Strange Twist of Fate (It's the End of the World! Event part 3 of 6)

The Thug-Thug group is rounded up by Dennis Jr. They are told to steal King Neptune's trident and lock him up in the dungeon. Then, they are told to grab the Royal Boat Mobiles, grab Spongebob and Patrick, and throw them in Goo Lagoon. Larry is among them (he was working out there) and is immensely shocked to hear that. Plankton's fish-robot army begins its assault on the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs runs away with his drawer of money to his house. Plankton's army laughs as it continues along. Patrick, Spongebob, and Sandy see a fast forwarded version of the 18 episodes, and they see a glimpse of Plankton's army attacking the Krusty Krab. But then, the black hole implodes, and covers up the entire sky. Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy are stuck on the surface above the black hole, and can't get down.

1.19 The Invasion of Bikini Bottom (It's the End of the World! Event part 4 of 6)

The Thug-Thug army slips into the palace with no combat, but is stopped by King Neptune. A major showdown results in King Neptune being overthrown. His trident gone, he is sent to prison. Meanwhile, Larry alerts Mindy, who currently is in on an important meeting with Clam City's council. Mindy is quick to take action, and brings some Clam City soldiers with her. Meanwhile, the fish-robot army wreaks havoc on Downtown Bikini Bottom, before making their way straight ahead for the palace. Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward (who was busy in his own little area ever since the beginning of the ascend to the black hole) find a way to go past the black hole barrier, which has begun to eat the area, starting with Jellyfish Fields. Spongebob sacrifices his jellyfish net for fuel after the aerial ship's fuel begins to decrease. Sandy ends the episode saying, "Bikini Bottom, here we come."

1.20 Battle at Bikini Bottom (It's the End of the World! Event part 5 of 6)

Plankton's army and the Thug-Thugs begin a long battle, ending with the trident destroying Plankton's forces. Plankton runs away to his reserve troops. Karen comes out with many more troops, who in turn all make their way into the Palace. Dennis Jr. and Plankton make a deal to defeat Spongebob and Patrick and then divide Bikini Bottom up between themselves. Mindy and the Clam City soldiers arrive and attack the Chum Bucket, and destroy the machine before being beat down. Mindy is thrown in jail with her father. The bulk of the royal army is destroyed, but a few soldiers have taken refuge at Jellyfish Fields. Sandy, Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward rendezvous them and they all continue their march to the Chum Bucket and then the capital. The four and the royal army attack Chum Bucket and finish the army there off. Then they go to Downtown Bikini Bottom. There, they defeat a large amount of the army. The Plankton-Dennis Jr. syndicate in power sends a large force to wipe out Sandy, Spongebob and Patrick. The force manages to sneak away, and the royal army sneaks them into the force in the progressing black hole, taking them away. The royal army proceeds to liberate and free the held citizens. Mr. Krabs breathes a sigh of relief. Squidward yells, "It has been a long, long time since I've played my clarinet. I'm going!" and leaves. This leaves only Sandy, Spongebob, and Patrick, the original trio, who are seen outside the unprotected palace gates.

1.21 The Final Fight (It's the End of the World! Event part 6 of 6)

Plankton and Dennis Jr. receive word of the failed battle at Downtown Bikini Bottom. They call their troops in from their positions around the castle, among them Larry, and tell them to march out and fight off all the men trying to take out the new lords of Bikini Bottom. The thugs march out, but Larry has a different idea. The royal army is no match for the army, and is quickly defeated; however Sandy, Spongebob, and Patrick use bubbles and karate and manage to defeat the bulk of the army, the remains rushing away. Larry the Lobster says and tells Sandy and Spongebob of everything that has happened, and that now Plankton and Dennis Jr. are not going to rest until all three of them are before their arms. A Thug-Thug man reports Larry talking to Sandy, Spongebob, and Patrick and runs to alert Plankton and Dennis Jr. The trio progress forward and stop before the shambles of Plankton's and Dennis Jr.'s army. The weakened army is no match for them, but then the trident is pulled and Sandy is about to be blasted. The blast is unleashed, the killing blast, and all seems over. But out of nowhere...Larry arrives. He saves the trio, and the trio then take advantage of this to defeat Patrick and Dennis Jr. The world is saved...at the expense of Larry the Lobster's life.

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Confirmed list of Season One episodes & plots.