Total Cartoon Island! All right then! I'm going to continue on with my cartoon series idea! You won't BELIEVE what I will come up with! Episode 1: "I Want To Be Famous! Part I." Episode 2: "I Want To Be Famous! Part II."
Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, 22 campers arrived and were divided into 2 teams, The Screaming Cats and The Killer Beavers! After getting settled in their cabins and getting acquainted with each other, they learned what their first challenge was going to be." Norbert says: "It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?" The camera changes to looking at all the campers in their bathing suit, looking down a tall cliff into Lake Superior. Sandy Cheeks says: "I repeat, I did NOT sign up for this!" After the theme song plays, Sniz says: "Campers! Welcome to your 1st challenge! This is divided into two parts. Part one: You will notice two ringed areas below you. The larger ringed area represents the part of the lack stockpiled with fresh-water, psychotic, killer sharks. The smaller ringed area inside the larger ringed area represents the safe zone, which I'm PRETTY sure is shark free." Suzie says: "Say what?" Sniz continues: "For every team member that jumps and survives, awaits a box of supplies. The items are tools which will be used for the second part of the challenge: building an awesome hot tub! Whichever team builds the best hot tub, wins invincibility! Killer Beavers, you've selected to go first. Time to decide if you have what it takes to jump." Stimpy says: "There's no need to worry. I hear that on these kinds of shows, they always have the interns test the stunts first, to make sure they're survivable." (Flashback.) Sniz says: "Fondue, we need to test the stunts first. You KNOW that!" Fondue says: "Do I LOOK like an intern to you?!" Sniz says: "No, but the ones we HAD are all in the hospital! Just jump it, you scaredy-cat!" Fondue says: "I don't get paid enough to do this." Fondue jumps, and he lands in the non-safe zone and says: "Hey, I made it! Wait, something just brushed against my leg! SHARK!!!!" And Fondue runs for his life! Sniz says: "That seems surviveable enough." (End flashback.) Reggie says: "Who wants to go?" Otto says: "Ladies first." Reggie says: "Fine, I'll jump. It's no problem. Just an insane cliff dive 4,000 feet down. Hi-ya!" And she jumps into the safe zone! Patrick says: "My turn! Geronimo!" He jumps, but he lands on a buoy! Otto says: "Ooh, that's GOT to hurt!" Thankfully, Patrick slides into the safe zone! Jimmy says: "Time to show my wicked skills! Gotta blast!" And he jumps into the water, but he does the splits when he hits the safe zone, and screams in pain! Susie says: "He's going to feel THAT one tomorrow!" Chuckie says: "I can't do it man! Its too scary!" Sniz says: "What's the matter? Are you afraid of heights?" Chuckie says: "That's right! Ever since I was a young kid." Sniz says: "That's all right. You don't HAVE to jump, but that also makes you a scaredy-cat and you have to wear the scaredy-cat hat for the rest of the day." The hat is put on Chuckie and he says: "Oh, man!" Sniz points down the mountain and says: "Scaredy-cat path down that-a-way. Rocko, you're up!" Rocko jumps and yells: "Ban-zai!" Helga jumps and says: "Look out below!" Otto jumps and says nothing, Roger jumps and cheers, but he hits his head on the side of the cliff. Fortunately, they all land in the safe zone. Sniz says: "Treeflower, you're up!" Treeflower says: "Excuse me, I have a condition. It prevents me from jumping off cliffs." Sniz says: "You can be a scaredy-cat if you want, but it might cost your team the win, and then they'll hate you." Treeflower says: "It's a calculated risk. I've seen the other team, I don't think 9 of them will jump." Sniz says: "All right. Here's your scaredy-cat hat, walk down the scaredy-cat path. So that's 7 jumpers and 2 quitters. We're missing 2." Daggett says: "I'm not jumping without Norbert!" Norbert says: "You better believe him! Besides, Daggett is a Beaver, I HAVE to be a Beaver! PLEASE?" Lil says: "I'll switch places with Norbert!" Sniz says: "All right! Norbert, Daggett, you're BOTH Beavers! Lil, you're a cat!" Daggett says: "All right!" Norbert says: "Killer Beavers, here we COME!" And they both jump at the same time and land in the safe zone! Sniz says: "And that makes for 9 jumpers and 2 quitters! Screaming Cats, if you can beat that, we'll throw in some hand-carts which will make transporting the crates back to your cabins easier!"
Suzie says: "No problem! We can do that!" Angelica says: "I'm not jumping!" Suzie says: "Why?!" Angelica says: "National TV! I'll get my hair wet!" Patty says: "If Angelica doesn't jump, then I won't jump!" Suzie says: "She's jumping! Angelica, I'm NOT losing this challenge just because you got a perm, you spoiled, rich, daddy's girl!" Angelica says: "Back off you ghetto-raised, booty-swinging, rapper singer wanna-be!" Suzie says: "Never, you two-time hating, two-time playing, selfish little brat!" Angelica says: "Well at least I'm popular." And everyone else says: "Oooh!" Suzie says: "You're jumping!" Angelica says: "Make me!" And Suzie throws Angelica off the cliff! Angelica says: "Suzie! You are SO dead!" Suzie says: "I threw you into the SAFE zone, didn't I? I just hope I can hit it to!" She jumps, screams and lands in the safe zone. Patty says: "I thought this was going to be a talent contest!" Sniz says: "Yeah...no." Then Patty jumps, Doug jumps, Lil jumps, Sandy jumps, and they all land in the safe zone. Then Aang jumps, but he doesn't land in the safe zone! Spongebob yells: "Aang, get out of there, swim!" Thankfully, Aang simply uses his water-bending abilities to throw the sharks from away from where the camp is, and everyone cheers as Aang is safe. Phoebe looks down and says: "I can't do it. I'm too scared. I'm sorry!" And everyone meows sarcastically at her. Patty says: "That is SO lame! Isn't that lame?" Angelica says: "Fully!" Then Ren does a beautiful jump, but he belly-flops when he lands in the safe-zone, but manages to get to show okay. Spongebob says: "Nice! See you at the bottom STIMPY!" And he jumps and lands in the safe zone! Sniz says: "Cats, you're now tied with the Beavers! Stimpy, all you have to do is jump if you want to beat them! So don't worry, there's no pressure! On second thought, there is pressure!" (Confessional.) Stimpy says: "I was nervous before I did the jump. You see, I'm not that strong a swimmer." Roger says: "I'm looking at this guy and thinking, there's no WAY he's going to make it!" Sandy says: "I actually thought that if he jumps this, he's going to die." (End confessional.) Stimpy says: "I'm going to die now. I'm going to TOTALLY die now!" He backs up, stares at the cliff, gets a running start, then as he jumps he says: "Oh CRUDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!" And as he lands right in the middle of the safe zone, a bunch of water is doused out of the lake, and several of the campers are now in trees. Spongebob says: "Stimpy did it! You made it, way to go!" Susie says: "Come on, get on up to shore." Stimpy says: "Not just yet! I think I lost my swim trunks!" Everyone says: "NO WAY!" Aang says: "Too much information man!" (Commercial break.)
The Screaming Cats, now in their regular clothes, are pulling a couple of big hand carts behind them, happily singing: "99 bottles of pop on the wall, 99 bottles of pop. Take 1 down, pass it around, 98 bottles of pop on the wall!" The Killer Beavers however, AREN'T having such a happy time as they have to move the crates manually. Treeflower says: "OW! I think I got a splinter!" Helga says: "Shut it, and pick up your crate, quitter!" Treeflower says: "You need me! I've actually been an actual C.I.T. so I think I know how to help us win!" Reggie says: "I have to do some 'private' business." Helga says: "You need to make it quick! We're already behind!" Norbert says: "Daggett, I have to use the restroom as well." Daggett says: "Oh my gosh, me to!" And they duck behind a bush close to the tree that Reggie is using. The Cats continue singing: "84 bottles of pop on the wall, 84 bottles of pop. Take 1 down, pass it around, 83 bottles of pop on the wall." The Beaver's trials continue. A mosquito pokes Treeflower's left eye says: "OW! Something just bit me!" Otto says: "It's probably some bug. Get some aloe vera on it when we get back to our cabins." Norbert says: "My butt is itchy. Does your butt feel itchy?" Daggett says: "Not only that, it feels like its burning." Sniz drives up in a solar-powered ATV and says: "You guys are way behind! Like, WAY behind!" Helga says: "I am REALLY starting to hate him right now!" The cats continue singing: "66 bottles of pop on the wall, 66 bottles of pop. Take 1 down, pass it around, 65 bottles of pop on the wall!" Norbert says: "It feels so bad now! I have to scratch!" Daggett says: "Me to!" And as they scratch, they notice Treeflower's left eye is now swollen and pinkish! Norbert says: "That's not normal!" Reggie says: "When you went to the bathroom, did you notice if there were any leaves there?" Norbert says: "Yes, there were a lot of them and they were really close to the ground." Reggie asked: "And were they small, shiny, greenish, and circular." Norbert says: "Yes, it was!" Reggie says: "You two sat on Poison Ivy." Norbert says: "What are we going to do?! Someone help us!" And they rub their butts on the ground frantically. Roger can't help but laugh! The cats continue singing: "--take one down, pass it around, 44 bottles of pop on the wall. 44 bottles of pop on the wall, 44 bottles of pop, take one down, pass it around--" Doug says: "Wait! We're here!" Susie says: "Well that was pleasantly easy!"
The camera switches to the Cats trying to open the boxes, but they're using their mouths! Sniz says: "You're only allowed to use your teeth to pry the crates open! I came up with that one to make it more interesting!" Lil drags a rope to open a crate, she does, but as she lets go, it rubs in her mouth and she says: "OW! Rope-burn on my tongue!" And the other Cats manage to open their crates to. Stimpy says: "I've got some wood." Sandy says: "Here are some tools." Spongebob says: "And what appears to be a plastic pool liner." Suzie says: "Angelica, I'm sorry I threw you off the cliff earlier." Angelica says: "That's okay. I needed a good throw. I'm sorry I called you a Ghetto-raised, rap-star singing wannabe. And I LOVE your earrings!" Suzie says: "So are we cool?" Angelica says: "Like the other side of a cucumber!" She walks away and Patty comes up to her and asks: "Did you really mean what you said to Suzie Carmickey back there?" Angelica says: "You mean Carmichael. No, and those are the tackiest earrings I've ever seen!" Patty says: "Then why were you being nice to her?" Angelica says: "Haven't you ever seen one of these shows before? Keep your friends close, and keep your enemies closer." Patty says: "Oh! Angelica, I'm your friend, right?" Angelica says: "Sure, we're friends, for now." Most of the Beavers finally arrive at the cabins as Reggie says: "We made it." Suzie says: "Treeflower! What happened to your left eye, girl?!" Treeflower says: "It's just an allergic reaction." Roger picks his nose and says: "I think its getting worse." Treeflower whispers: "Don't let them know that!" Reggie says: "Nose-picking is SO gross!" Suzie says: "And aren't you missing a couple of REAL beavers?" Treeflower says: "They're getting a drink." And the camera shows Daggett and Norbert sitting in water, which makes their rash go away. Jimmy says: "Yeah, if they drink with their butts!" And Roger laughs again! Treeflower says: "Enough! We can't give up now! I have a plan! Since I've actually BEEN a C.I.T., I nominate that I be in charge of the hot-tub building!" Otto says: "What's your first order of business, cyclops?" Treeflower says: "YOU get a crate and open it! Rocko, you go find those itchy beavers! We'll need all the help we can get!" And the building begins. The Cats are working really well together, and operating like a fully-opeartion and decently oiled macine, the Beavers are uncoordinated, especially Reggie who accidentally keeps hitting Jimmy where it hurts the most! The cats put together a well-crafted, decently heated hot-tub. The Beavers tub is a slip-shod, leaking, hastily made job with cold water. Then its time to judge. Sniz inspects the cats job, and gives it a 9 out of 10! Yet the Beavers, their tub leaks in Sniz's face, then falls apart, scoring only a 1. Sniz says: "The first winning team is the Screaming Cats! Killer Beavers, it stinks to be you right now! You'll be facing the bonfire of judgement tonight, and voting one unlucky camper off."
In the cafeteria, Reggie says: "Who are we going to vote off?" Otto says: "I don't know about you, but I'm for voting the lady beaver off!" Treeflower says: "What?! But why?" Otto says: "Unless I'm mistaken, you and Chuckie are the only ones wearing scaredy-cat hats, and if we ever have to solve a complex algorithm, I feel comfortable with the smartie." Treeflower says: "But you need me! I'm the only one--" Reggie says: "Who's actually been a real C.I.T. at summer. So who would you pick?" Treeflower says: "What about Patrick?" Phoebe says: "No!" The other cats look at her and Phoebe says: "I mean, NO salt! There's no salt on this table. That's bad!" Otto says: "I've had enough 2nd rate food for one day. Come and get me when its time for the bonfire ceremony." Treeflower says: "But we haven't decided who's going to go yet!" Roger says: "I just don't get why we lost. I mean, THEY'RE team is the one with 6 girls!" Reggie says: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Helga says: "Elaborate for us, tall, skinny, and green!" Roger says: "Well, guys are so much stronger and faster at stuff then girls!" Rocko says: "You did NOT just say that!" Roger says: "My friends told me that I should help the girls here out, in case they can't keep up!" Helga picks Roger up in a strangle-hold and asks: "Do you STILL think we need your help keeping up?!" Roger weakly says: "Not really!" Jimmy says: "Go easy on him! At least he doesn't think all boys are smarter then all girls!" Roger says: "But we are!" At the bonfire, the Killer Beavers are facing judgement. Otto says to Roger: "Man, you've got a LOT to learn about the real world!" Sniz says: "In my plate, I hold some marshmallows. At summer camps, they represent a tasty snack enjoyed often with chocolate and graham crackers. Here, they represent security and safety. There are 11 campers, but only 10 marshmallows. When I call your name, come and pick up a marshmallow. The camper that doesn't receive a marshmallow, must pack their bags, report to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and leave. And you can never come back, EVER! Otto, Jimmy, Reggie, Norbert, Patrick, Rocko, Helga, Daggett, Chuckie. Campers, this IS the final marshmallow of the evening." (Dramatic music plays as Roger and Treeflower look at each other nervously. Roger shakes, while Treeflower is just motionless, Sniz looks at Roger, then Treeflower, then touches his chin.) Sniz says: "Treeflower. I can't say I'm shocked. I saw you picking your nose Roger. Not cool. Dock of Shame awaits." And Roger walks down the dock to the boat of losers." Later that night, Treeflower watches as the Screaming Cats celebrate their victory. Treeflower says: "Are you recording this? Good! They can all have their fun for now! But I am going to WIN this thing! And nobody's going to stop me!"
Episode Notes: Roger Plotz is the first camper to be voted off. Winning team: the Screaming Cats. Episode Quotes: Located throughout this post. Enough said, true believers!