The Misadventures of Patrick Star: Season One

S1E1 (1)- The Big Move
S1E2 (2)- Nautical Nuisance/New Neighbor
S1E3 (3)- Job Hunting/That '70s Pat
S1E4 (4)- Meet the Starfish Parents/My Life as a Teenage Patrick
S1E5 (5)- Yvonne's Sister/Soap Opera
S1E6 (6)- Babysitting/The Stink
S1E7 (7)- Too Tired to Work/Extinct
S1E8 (8 )- Lost
S1E9 (9)- Busted/Issues With Sharing
S1E10 (10)- WaterFalls Challenge/Harold's Job
S1E11 (11)- Yvonne's New Hair/ Krabs Takeover
S1E12 (12)- Stupidity/Clowning Around
S1E13 (13)- Bride of Archie
S1E14 (14)- Talent/Mystery
S1E15 (15)- Secrets/Makeup
S1E16 (16)- Concert/Movie Craze
S1E17 (17)- Curiosity Killed the Pat
S1E18 (18 )- Hide and Seek/Yvonne Writes a Song
S1E19 (19)- Missing Money/The Pillow
S1E20 (20)- Party at Archie's House!

Season Two

S2E1 (21)- Sponge of a Friend (1)
S2E2 (22)- Sponge of an Enemy (2)
S2E3 (23)- Is Nicholas a Friend?/What a Fight
S2E4 (24)- Fat Pat/Caffeine Rush
S2E5 (25)- No Pet for Pat/Paid Vacation
S2E6 (26)- Do You Believe In Ghosts?
S2E7 (27)- Mr. Fix It/Talent Show
S2E8 (28 )- Jeremy's New Groove
S2E9 (29)- Harold's Parents/Race Against Time
S2E10 (30)- After the Kiss/New Soda
S2E11 (31)- Saint Nicholas
S2E12 (32)- After the Other Kiss.../Enrique Is So Depressed
S2E13 (33)- Yvonne's Departure
S2E14 (34)- I Look at This Photograph/Every Time it Really Makes Me Laugh
S2E15 (35)- Hidden Cameras/Yvonne's Eyes Turn Green
S2E16 (36)- Welcome to the Future... Drama! (1)
S2E17 (37)- Valentine's Day... In the Future (2)
S2E18 (38 )- The Plan (3)
S2E19 (39)- Quack to the Present (4)
S2E20 (40)- Archie For Mayor/And the Mayor Is...
S2E21 (41)- Wandering/Jack
S2E22 (42)- Back in WaterFalls/The Battle in Calvin's Brain
S2E23 (43)- The Road Back to WaterFalls

Season Three

S3E1 (44)- In Your Hands
S3E2 (45)- Devising a Plan/Adrenaline
S3E3 (46)- Oh. Snap!
S3E4 (47)- Bad Thoughts and Webcams
S3E5 (48 )- Keeping Secrets/Calvin's Disturbance
S3E6 (49)- Karate Lesson/First Date
S3E7 (50)- 50th Episode Spectacular!
S3E8 (51)- MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy Visit/Big Mouth
S3E9 (52)- Long-Lost Brother

S3E10 (53)- Stormy/Mystery II: Stormy: Patrick and Chenelle want to try to go on a date, again.... But, they can't. They try to walk out the door, and then lightning nearly hits them, they rush back inside, trapped inside because of the extremely stormy weather. Then, Harold and Edmond step out of his house, not thinking the storm is that big, going to visit Patrick. Then, when they get there, Patrick pulls them inside so they don't get zapped. Then, Nicholas walks over to the house with ease. Patrick wonders if the lightning is over. He steps outside, and as soon as he does, he is zapped. Then, we go to see Calvin, controlling the storm, laughing evilly. Then, he accidentally zaps his remote that he is using to control the storm, and suddenly, everything goes haywire. He works hard to stop the giant storm, and then is electrocuted at least twenty-nine times in the process. But, eventually, the storm is over, and Calvin is sent to the hospital.

Mystery II: Nicholas is being completely paranoid about Sensei Kurne, and Patrick and Harold are sick of it. This looks like a case for Patrick and Harold, they get on their detective uniforms. Patrick is... Detective 1. Harold is... That Other Guy! They seek out to prove Nicholas wrong about his sensei being evil, so they go to his dojo. There, they see Sensei Kurne. Detective 1 goes in to interview Sensei Kurne, but Sensei Kurne uses karate to knock him out. That Other Guy hides. Sensei Kurne then talks to someone that is named Master Elyar. That Other Guy remembers that name... Nicholas was right! He grabs Detective 1 and goes back to Nicholas's home to tell him everything. Case closed!

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Reviews appreciated.

SpongeCraft

Season 3
Episode 27: Learners Permit
Episode 28: A for Assault
Episode 29: Luck Never Lasts
Episode 30: Blast from the Fast Part 1
Episode 31: Blast from the Fast Part 2
Episode 33: Stop! Explaination Time!
Episode 34: Three Men and a Video Game
Episode 35: Mermaid Man, AWAY!
Episode 36: Stretch on thru to the Other Side
Epiosde 37: The Good, The Bad, and The Barnacle
TV Movie: So it's come to this... A SpongeCraft Movie
Episode 39: Eragone
Episode 40: A Rusty Orc
Episode 41: Man Up!
Episode 42: Brother e Brother
Episode 43: All I Never Wanted Part 1

At the start, M (just to tell everyone, his name is Merc, but I just abbvreiate) and Lukas, looking through two computer screen, noticing Spongebob and his friends going to the Elf Castle, while in the other, they are watching the old Orc going to the portal. M feels like killing the Orc for betraying him, but he lets it slide, for now. M turns his back to the computer screen, and starts to chant something under his breath, which brings forth The Reaper. M proposes a deal with him: get rid of Spongebob and his friends BESIDES Alvin, and he can take his life. The Reaper accepts the deal, and M points to where he needs to go first, the Elf Castle.

The Orc arrives at the portal, and starts to have second thoughts about this. What if he's on the wrong side? What if he doesn't make it? What if he can't get back? He shakes those questions off, then charges into the portal, and into the post-apocolyptic Bikini Bottom (not really, but it looks like it.) He takes a look around and can't believe what his kind did to this place, and becomes extremely angry that they'd do this to a defenseless town. Eyeing The Chum Bucket, something about it seems like the cause if coming from there, so the Orc goes there first. Once inside, he gets piled on by every other Orc in the building, but, thanks to his knowledge of magic, he blasts them off with an ice spell, freezing them in the process. This goes on for a good while, until every Orc is defeated, leaving only Plankton. The Orc thinks it'll be a piece of cake, because of the size difference, unfortunately, when Plankton brings out his "secret weapons" things get out of control.

Back in Averith, Spongebob and his friends finally make it to the Elf Castle, Alvin immediately busts through the double doors shouting "Through the double doors!" (References ftw.) Spongebob and his friends try to catch up to Alvin to tell him not to be so impulsive. Unfortunately, Alvin gets to the throne room first, and tells his brother to get his ass off of the throne since the kingdom doesn't belong to him. Melvin just laughs and tells the guards to take him away, until Alvin tells him the rules to being Elf king: If challenged for the throne, you must accept it. Melvin shrugs it off and tells the guards to let go of him, he then tells Alvin to prepare to relive his childhood beatings, since he'll never be able to assume the throne. Alvin laughs it off, and tells him to be ready tomorrow at noon.

Outside of the castle, The Reaper awaits...

Episode 44: The One Who Didn't Get Away Part 2

Patrick's Mansion Season 1!

1. Pilot

2. The Closet

3. Techost

4. Double Trouble

5. Dutchman's Surprise

6. The Blackout : After Patrick lost his battle with The Flying Dutchman ( See the previous episode) he fell through the floor which exploded! We continue from there and as Patrick thinks he is about to die he smashes down into another floor and lands into a basement! In there is a generator which sparks and explodes! Patrick says," What the?" Just then some purple and orange ghosts attack him and he sucks them up. He can't see a thing so he gets out his flashlight. He opens the door and comes to a hall and sees a door. He hears someone singing," Oooh, i am just sitting on a chair, sitting on a chair, sitting on a chair!" He opens the door and inside is an Brown Ghost with a beard and hat who looks old. He says," Hello sonny." Did you know there was a blackout?" Patrick explains he got into a battle with someone who works for King Goul. The Ghost says," King Goul?! Aaah! Don't mention that name sonny." He explains that King Goul took over the mansion which lived in a Ghost world and they all lived in peace. King Goul invaded and made everything and everyone mad, except for some ghosts. He explains he is the old rocking chair Ghost and he lives in this room. Patrick wants to know how he can fix the Blackout and he explains there is key to the generator somewhere, but he explains it is hard to get. Patrick says," Why is that?" He explains the The Ghost who fixes the machines that break down has a Guard Worm Ghost which has the key that he always keeps. But The Guard Worm Ghost isn't too hapy about Intruders. Patrick wants to know where it is and the Ghost leads him outback of the mansion. There is a pond and they see The Worm House which is where he lives. The Worm comes out and bites Patrick. Patrick sprays water on him using his water power-up, but nothing happens. But just then, he finds a bone which the Worm likes and Patrick gets the bone and runs with the bone. He will lure it to the generator and make him turn the power back on! Him and The Ghost run and he says," Slow Down sonny." They come to the basement and he grabs the key and puts it in the generator and the power turns back on! The Machine Ghost comes and thanks him for his help. He pets his worm and explains you can suck us up now. We want to live back the way we used to, so suck us up. He says," Good Luck defeating King Goul" and Patrick sucks them up. The Old Rocking Chair Ghost says," You can suck me up too." Patrick does and know he has done a good deed.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Area Debuts : Basement, Outback, and Old Rocking Chair Ghost's Room.

Character Debuts : Old Rocking Chair Ghost, Machine Ghost, and Guard Worm Ghost.

New episode time.

The Misadventures of Patrick Star: Season One

S1E1 (1)- The Big Move
S1E2 (2)- Nautical Nuisance/New Neighbor
S1E3 (3)- Job Hunting/That '70s Pat
S1E4 (4)- Meet the Starfish Parents/My Life as a Teenage Patrick
S1E5 (5)- Yvonne's Sister/Soap Opera
S1E6 (6)- Babysitting/The Stink
S1E7 (7)- Too Tired to Work/Extinct
S1E8 (8 )- Lost
S1E9 (9)- Busted/Issues With Sharing
S1E10 (10)- WaterFalls Challenge/Harold's Job
S1E11 (11)- Yvonne's New Hair/ Krabs Takeover
S1E12 (12)- Stupidity/Clowning Around
S1E13 (13)- Bride of Archie
S1E14 (14)- Talent/Mystery
S1E15 (15)- Secrets/Makeup
S1E16 (16)- Concert/Movie Craze
S1E17 (17)- Curiosity Killed the Pat
S1E18 (18 )- Hide and Seek/Yvonne Writes a Song
S1E19 (19)- Missing Money/The Pillow
S1E20 (20)- Party at Archie's House!

Season Two

S2E1 (21)- Sponge of a Friend (1)
S2E2 (22)- Sponge of an Enemy (2)
S2E3 (23)- Is Nicholas a Friend?/What a Fight
S2E4 (24)- Fat Pat/Caffeine Rush
S2E5 (25)- No Pet for Pat/Paid Vacation
S2E6 (26)- Do You Believe In Ghosts?
S2E7 (27)- Mr. Fix It/Talent Show
S2E8 (28 )- Jeremy's New Groove
S2E9 (29)- Harold's Parents/Race Against Time
S2E10 (30)- After the Kiss/New Soda
S2E11 (31)- Saint Nicholas
S2E12 (32)- After the Other Kiss.../Enrique Is So Depressed
S2E13 (33)- Yvonne's Departure
S2E14 (34)- I Look at This Photograph/Every Time it Really Makes Me Laugh
S2E15 (35)- Hidden Cameras/Yvonne's Eyes Turn Green
S2E16 (36)- Welcome to the Future... Drama! (1)
S2E17 (37)- Valentine's Day... In the Future (2)
S2E18 (38 )- The Plan (3)
S2E19 (39)- Quack to the Present (4)
S2E20 (40)- Archie For Mayor/And the Mayor Is...
S2E21 (41)- Wandering/Jack
S2E22 (42)- Back in WaterFalls/The Battle in Calvin's Brain
S2E23 (43)- The Road Back to WaterFalls

Season Three

S3E1 (44)- In Your Hands
S3E2 (45)- Devising a Plan/Adrenaline
S3E3 (46)- Oh. Snap!
S3E4 (47)- Bad Thoughts and Webcams
S3E5 (48 )- Keeping Secrets/Calvin's Disturbance
S3E6 (49)- Karate Lesson/First Date
S3E7 (50)- 50th Episode Spectacular!
S3E8 (51)- MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy Visit/Big Mouth
S3E9 (52)- Long-Lost Brother
S3E10 (53)- Stormy/Mystery II

S3E11 (54)- That Stupid Song/Patrick Patty: That Stupid Song: Lately, Patrick is really starting to enjoy dating Chenelle. Not only because she won't stop making out with him, which is notably pretty great, but he is really beginning to enjoy being around her. Then, they turn on the radio one day, and what song is on? "Wishing I Had You." A song Yvonne wrote. The song Yvonne wrote (see Season 1 Episode 18: Hide and Seek/Yvonne Writes a Song). Suddenly, Patrick begins missing Yvonne more and more. The thoughts surface again. The thoughts about how this is wrong, and how he should be anxiously waiting for Yvonne's return, and not livin' it up with Chenelle. So, he breaks up with Chenelle. She runs off, crying. Harold and Nicholas are extremely happy, but they ask Patrick why he did it. He explains. Edmond gives him some advice. He tells him that he should enjoy Yvonne's time away, and if being with Chenelle is what it takes to enjoy it, then he should be with her, as long as Patrick knows that this is just a fling, and that he can't ever see he and Chenelle getting married and having children. So, Patrick goes to Chenelle's house, and the two get back together.
Patrick Patty: One day, Archie's Shop is low on business, and a customer comes in. For some reason, he thought it was a restaurant. Archie apologizes, and tells him that it is a store, and not a restaurant, though they do sell groceries. Then, Patrick has an idea. He remembers the Krabby Patty! He immediately makes one, remembering a time in Bikini Bottom when SpongeBob told him the secret formula. The customer tells Patrick the patty is scrumptious, and he asks what it is called. Patrick nearly says Krabby Patty, but then he gets an idea -- the Patrick Patty! He tells the customer the name, and the customer soon tells all his friends. Soon, business is booming! People want Patrick Patties, and while they're at Archie's Shop, they buy other things, too! It's great for Archie. Then, Patrick feels overworked. Customer demand is up. So, Archie suggests that they get a few more fry cooks to help Patrick out. But, Patrick thinks that the secret formula should stay secret, and that if he gets three fry cooks, they three of them will know, then soon three more people will know, and three more people, and soon more. So, he tells Archie that Patrick Patties are officially... gone.

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Awesomesauce? Suckishness? Reviews appreciated very much. This might be the last episode posted today, it might not. I don't know.

SpongeCraft

Season 3

Episode 27: Learners Permit
Episode 28: A for Assault
Episode 29: Luck Never Lasts
Episode 30: Blast from the Fast Part 1
Episode 31: Blast from the Fast Part 2
Episode 33: Stop! Explaination Time!
Episode 34: Three Men and a Video Game
Episode 35: Mermaid Man, AWAY!
Episode 36: Stretch on thru to the Other Side
Epiosde 37: The Good, The Bad, and The Barnacle
TV Movie: So it's come to this... A SpongeCraft Movie
Episode 39: Eragone
Episode 40: A Rusty Orc
Episode 41: Man Up!
Episode 42: Brother e Brother
Episode 43: All I Never Wanted Part 1
Episode 44: The One Who Didn't Get Away Part 2

In Bikini Bottom, the Orc watches Plankton's "secret weapons" emerge from the Chum Bucket kitchen. What are his secret weapons? The IJLSA. Plankton is controling them with Professor Plankton's Mind Control Shampoo (with Conditioner.) The Quickster and The Elastic Wasteband attack the Orc first, with speed and elasticity. For a few seconds, the Orc is stunned, but he easily bounces back and attacks both of them with a fire spell, melting The Elastic Wasteband slightly, and burning The Quickster's feet, making him immobile. Ace attacks him next, and luckily (pun) gets in multiple hits, before succumbing to an air spell from the Orc, turning the Chum Bucket into a hurricane house. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy traverse the hurricane, and trap the Orc in a raging whirlpool, which he counters with his own water spell, which fuses with the hurricane, creating a lightning storm inside the Chum Bucket. The rain washes away the Mind Control shampoo, which snaps the IJLSA out of Plankton's control. Within moments, Plankton is captured, inside a jar. The IJLSA and the Orc make plans to take Bikini Bottom back by splitting up.

In Averith, noon hits, and so does the Alvin vs. Melvin battle. When it first starts, Spongebob and his friends don't think Alvin is ready, and shouldn't have challenged his brother right away, but Alvin wouldn't have listened to them anyway, since he wants revenge from his childhood beatings. When it gets going, Alvin and Melvin seem to be evenly matched, but Melvin uses his signature melee attack, which is pushing down on his opponents shoulders, forcing them to their knees, then from there, he punches them in the face, hopefully knocking them out. Luckily, Alvin doesn't get knocked out and bounces back with a lightning spell, but, Melvin easily dodges this, and attacks Alvin with his own lightning spell, which is stronger than his, knocking Alvin to the ground. Through pure will power, Alvin continues to go on, breathing heavily, he takes his bow out, and grabs some arrows out of his quiver. Trying to steady his aim, he fires the arrows, which combine together in mid-air to form one big arrow. Melvin dodges it, but the arrow still hits his right arm, which is his punching arm, destroying his signature move. Melvin still has strength to attack Alvin with ease, and barrages him with dark spells, which Alvin wasn't prepared for. Unfortunately for him, dark spells hurt over time, so, Alvin is basically poisoned for the rest of the fight. Still breathing heavily, Alvin keeps saying under his breath "I... will... not... lose..." he stomps his foot on the ground with force, causing the ground under Melvin to pop up, knocking him into the air. Now with the upper hand, Alvin attacks his brother with air and water spells, which he intentionally uses to combine into a storm, then drench Melvin in water. Luckily for Alvin, this plan works, except Melvin is now on his feet, and moving, making it harder for Alvin to hit him. When he's close enough, Melvin stops on his right foot, swings his left foot back, then brings it forward in one motion, hitting Alvin in the chest, knocking him back into a tree. Melvin spits on the ground, then walks back to his castle, only to hear slight breathing, then looks back, to see Alvin still standing, barely.

In Bikini Bottom, the Orc proposed an idea to the head Orc, which is: they send one fighter to the outskirts of Bikini Bottom, and the IJLSA sends one. IJLSA win, the Orcs leave, the Orcs win, the IJLSA leave. The head Orc accepts, and selects himself, while the IJLSA select the Orc. At the outskirts of Bikini Bottom, both Orcs start their face-off. The head Orc quickly gains the upper hand on the older Orc, and thinks the battle will be a piece of cake. The Orc quickly gets his footing back, then blasts water darts at the head Orc. The head Orc laughs at this pitful attempt to beat him, and continues to attack the older Orc, who continues to just blast weak water spells at him. About 2 minutes into the battle, the older Orc is almost completely covered in blood, while the head Orc is only really wet. The head Orc throws one final punch at the older one, hoping to finish the battle. That one punch knocks the older Orc back into a building, destroying it in the process. He can barely stand, but knows this is the right thing to do. He musters up all of his energy into one final lightning attack. When he's finally charged up in one of his hands, he unleashes all at once, creating a devestating lightning beam, destroying anything and everything in it's path. The head Orc, while seeing this coming, knows he can't dodge it, since he's completely soaked in water, and because water conducts electricty, he's a sitting duck. When the blast finally hits, the head Orc is still standing, but is charred all over, and within seconds, just collapses, one second later, so does the older Orc. The IJLSA win, and, while the Orcs are forceful, they never go back on their word, and leave Bikini Bottom. The older Orc barely makes it to the portal, and crawls through, saying "thank you" under his breath. The Quickster goes to the Chum Bucket, and shuts the portal off, no one can come in, no one can come out.

At the Elf Castle, Melvin applauds Alvin's courage, but says he will never be able to defeat him, and sends a lightning bolt towards him, knocking Alvin back into the tree, surging with electricty, he still stands. Spongebob and his friends tell Alvin to give up, since he could really hurt himself, but he doesn't listen and charges towards Melvin with all his might. Unfortuantely, since Melvin isn't as damaged as Alvin, he can move faster than him, and easily dodges him, sticking his leg out to trip Alvin. Melvin tells him he should've listened to his friends, and charges up a fire ball, ready to strike. Within moments, the fire ball is sent to Alvin's body, and when the smoke clears, Alvin's body isn't there, so his brother assumes he got disentegrated, and walks back to the castle, except when he turns around, he bumps into Alvin. Melvin laughs under his breath, then punches Alvin in the stomach with his left fist, which is easily blocked by him, since it isn't Melvin's punching arm. Alvin brings the fist up to meet Melvin's eyes, then twists his arm back, spinning Melvin's body, causing his back to face Alvin. Melvin asks if this is Alvin's best, to which he responds "you wish," he smirks, then slams the fist to the ground, bringing Melvin with it. When he's on the ground, Alvin raises one foot above his brother's chest, and brings it down with force, causing Melvin to squirm. Thanks to the Orc's teachings, Alvin is able to send his magic to one point in his body, that point? his foot. He channels all of his energy into a lightning spell, which shoots out of Alvin's foot, which is on top of Melvin. All you can see is smoke, and when it clears, Melvin is unconcious. The Reaper appears from his hiding spot, and slowly claps for Alvin's victory, and for the fact he gets to claim two lives today. Sandy tells him that he should be taking one life, if any. This statement causes The Reaper to laugh, and he conjours up two mini sycthes. He throws one at Melvin, which grazes his chest, but you can clearly see the blue outline of Melvin, symbolizing his soul has been taken. The second one, he throws blindly towards Spongebob's group, everyone runs like hell, except Sandy, who gets her foot caught in a little hole, twisting her ankle. Spongebob tries to run to help her, except it's too late. The sycthe hits Sandy in the chest, then flies right through. The sycthe hits a tree, while it holds Sandy's soul. The Reaper walks over to collect both sycthes and souls, when he collects Sandy, Spongebob calls him a monster, but he ignores him and just flings a dark energy ball at him, knocking him unconcious for a bit. The Reaper tells the rest of Spongebob's group that they're lucky he has to leave, but he will be back.

Number 1 Mysteries

Season 1

Pilot: Kindergarden Daze
Episode 2: The Great Snack Debate

It's the first day of 1st grade, and Smitty has been dreading this day all summer, thanks to Borne being here. During the day, he tries to hide in odd places when Borne walks by, such as cubby's. Unfortunately, it doesn't work, and Borne tells Smitty that he'll make him wish he never didn't give him a cookie. Smitty has no idea what he means by this, but he's extremely scared, so he asks his dad for advice. Ron tells him that he should never fight a bully, but if he was to, he should use that bully's weaknesses as access points to defeat him. Smitty thinks about what his dad said all through dinner, and all through the night, until he finally finds Borne's access point, and wonders why he didn't think of it sooner. When school begins, Borne is waiting for Smitty at the front door, telling him he didn't think he'd show up today. Smitty ignores him, but Borne doesn't care, since he can't ignore someone for 6 hours. When cl@ss starts, Juun wants to start things off with an open discussion about any topic against someone else, somewhat of a debate. Smitty is the first to raise his hand, and Junn asks what he would like to talk about and with who. He turns to Borne, sticks his tongue out and pulls his eyelid down, then tells his teacher he'd like to discuss snacks, and with Borne. Juun says that's an excellent idea, and the debate begins. Smitty debates that chocolate chip peanut butter cookies are the best, while Borne, who was about to do the same exact thing, goes with his back-up plan, which is debating that animal crackers are better. By saying his, he gets boo-ed by the entire cl@ss and Smitty aruges that the flavor of animal crackers is bland, while chocolate chip peanut butter cookies are soft, gooey, and all-around the best snack time food. Borne starts to sweat, because he's vowed never to lose in anything, and it seems like he's loosing. Through all the boo's, Smitty tells Borne to give up, but he tells Smitty to back off, and aruges that animal crackers, while bland, come in fun animal shapes, and never burn your tongue, since they are never hot. The boo's suddenly dwindle, and Smitty starts to sweat. Borne is on a roll, and continues to say that people can be allergic to chocolate chip peanut butter cookies, while no one can to animal crackers. The recent boo's turn into cheers, while Smitty starts to cry. Juun ends the debate, saying Borne has won, which leaves Smitty disappointed, realizing that there is no weak point in this bully, and decides to be a man and suck up his beatings for the rest of the year.

Season 1:

S1E1(1): My Name is.../Net of Lies
S1E2(2): Strum Roll/Trapped in the Net

S1E3(3): Sneak Peak/Twelve Angry Jellyfish:

Sneak Peak: First Angler episode kicks off. Angler tries to pull off No Name's stunts, but gives until a mysterious stranger is heard and seen from. He is said to be a spy and is one of No Name's traits, hardly all of them. Angler becomes a secret spy...in law. No Name sees suspision on they guy who's warding No Name off. More than that, Angler starts sneaking peaks from other jellyfish. But the stranger now focuses him on a secret mission. The mission is: bring No Name to him and Twelvie too. Is it a attempt to catch him, Twelvie and No Name, or is there something going on inside that stranger? Later, Angler saves the day, but the stranger is not yet revealed.

Twelve Angry Jellyfish: The jellyfish help install a movie theater and release its first films: Gummy Bears and Twelve Angry Jellyfish. Twelve Angry Jellyfish happens to be a PG-13 movie, and unfortunately for Twelvie, who is nearly 13, cannot get into it. Sneaking out didn't work either. No Name and Angler try to think of something that would remind her(Twelvie's a her)of the movie, then they come up with something: Use something that would look like the movie. But it did start to look like the movie. Twelve angry jellyfish are after Twelvie. First Twelvie episode kicks off.

Season 1:

S1E1(1): My Name is.../Net of Lies
S1E2(2): Strum Roll/Trapped in the Net
S1E3(3): Sneak Peak/Twelve Angry Jellyfish

S1E4(4): Queen Bee/Lime Gelatin:

Queen Bee: By the admiration of Queen Jellyfish, they decide to travel across the map to find the Queen Jellyfish. Unfortunately, several sins were in their paths. First, they don't know where to go with the map and they get lost. Two, they fight over the map. Third, they found Queen Jellyfish, but it happened to be an illusion. Fourth, they are getting chased by the ones who No Name and his friends mistake as Queen Jellyfish. Fifth, they lose all their food and water. They think they found Queen Jellyfish at last, but they now realized they went the opposite direction by the fact the map was upside down. Wasting too much time, they decided to go home as usual.

Lime Gelatin: No Name wonders if there is another copycat wandering around. Then, No Name finds a krabby patty with green jelly. No Name searches out to find the lucky one. And that is by the name of Lynous(named by Spongebob which he hated). Lynous and No Name become rivals, but more than that, Lynous is the current bad guy around here. They decide to joke on each other, but they begin to stop when Lynous is discovered to have a certain ability to use other jellyfish to his every wim. No Name now figures it would be the perfect time to give him a taste of his own jellyfish jelly.

Season 1:

S1E1(1): My Name is.../Net of Lies
S1E2(2): Strum Roll/Trapped in the Net
S1E3(3): Sneak Peak/Twelve Angry Jellyfish
S1E4(4): Queen Bee/Lime Gelatin

S1E5(5): Outside the Jar/Got Nerve

Outside the Jar: All slacked up and lacking interest. They have nothing to do, no imagination, no interests, nothing. No Name decides to let them use their imagination to do something. They sneak off of Jellyfish Fields for their imagination. No Name decides that he and them would rather do stuff extreme such as going through a jellyfish jelly processing factory, ride motorcycles, climb a ten foot tall house(or float), etc. But he thinks they're thinking outside the box too well. No Name decides to pull off a stunt no one else can do.

Got Nerve: Jellyfish Fields' fiftieth annual thunderstorm arrives by, forcing the jellyfish to stay in their hives, not enough room, Angler stows away. After Angler gets hit by lightning, he loses a million brain cells and gets into wierd mood swings. Such as sweet talking Twelvie, losing his expert leveled chess playing reputation by outbursts and losing seventy-eight times, and crying in front of No Name. No Name and Twelvie anticipate for the next thunderstorm, but unfortunately, it won't happen for another 342 days as predicted. As No Name and Twelvie create thunder, Angler is back to normal. But the other jellyfish(except No Name and Twelvie)start to have wierd moods by the end of the spin-off episode.

Just when you thought the series has ended, it hasn't!

The Bikini Bottom Adventures

Season Two, Episode Two

Back On The Pineapple: SpongeBob has been worried that The Bikini Bottom Adventures has been reaching the end, when he finds out that The Bikini Bottom Adventures is back, but also finds out that akexhates98 has been too lazy, and sues him. Meanwhile, on TV.COM, alexhates98 discovers that SpongeBob starts to blackmail him, and then he thinks SpongeBob is filing a lawsuit against him, which is correct. Will alexhates98 be able to prove SpongeBob wrong, or will he live the rest of his life in jail?

Trivia:
This episode broke the fourth wall when mentioning TV.COM.

Quotes:
(Alexhates98 is checking his emails and gets one from SpongeBob saying: You Totally blew it!)

Alexhates98: Wha? Hey!

(email says: Dear alexhates98, this is SpongeBob filing a lawsuit against you for being lazy! Well, blackmail ya later!)

Alexhates98: WHAT!!?!?!?! THAT LITTLE YELLOW SQUARE CAPER HAS BEEN BLACKMAILING ME?!? DANG BLACKMAIL!

Part two will have to be later in the season, just to annoy the audience.

Season 1:

S1E1(1): My Name is.../Net of Lies
S1E2(2): Strum Roll/Trapped in the Net
S1E3(3): Sneak Peak/Twelve Angry Jellyfish
S1E4(4): Queen Bee/Lime Gelatin
S1E5(5): Outside the Jar/Got Nerve

S1E6(6): Planting a Plan/Sill-Will

Planting a Plan: After learning about modern environment and seeing urban blight around Bikini Bottom, Twelvie forces more plants and jungles around Jellyfish Fields which makes the jellyfish, No Name, and Angler uncomfortable about too much nature. It's even also formed to save an extremely rare tree that is covered in sappened jelly for best taste for the jellyfish jelly. Once they realized it, they noticed a developer wants the tree more all the best jelly for only him, they must save it before the jellyfish jelly's sales go down.

Sill-Will: An overuse of eating the finest seaweed loses No Name's touch into being uncatchable and clever. Many times he gets captured and many times he goofs off. Angler decides to comfort the jellyfish from fear of No Name's losses. But it all backfires, everything backfires. There must be a way to get the old No Name. They figured out a cure after escaping from the spotters: Mint seaweed(which No Name hates), Angler and Twelvie must get it to No Name before it's too late.

The Squirrely Adventures of Sandy Cheeks

season 1

1. Back Home in Texas

2. The Stormy Night

3. Squeaky's First Day of School

4. Sandy's Squrriely Boyfriend

5. School Troubles

6. A Visit To Conch City

7. Prom Night

8: Zoo Madness!

The Sherm & Stanley Show!

Season 1.

1. Pilot

Stanley S. Squarepants and Sherm (Uncle Sherm) were looking at a magazine of nude Sponges one day, and a genie popped out of the magazine! The geenie gave them 3 wishes each. Stanley wished to not explode everything he touches. Sherm wished for Stanley to not explode everything also. Their wishes came true and Stanley could finally watch TV again.So when Stanley turned on the TV for the first time without blowing it up, and Sesame Street was showing with the Ernie and bert skits. On the TV, Ernie asked Bert, "how was your day Berty?" Bert replied, "Horrible! My brain is turning purple and myeyeballs are coming off!" then Ernie said, "Oh no! That's horible! maybe my rubber duckie will cure you!". They turned off the TV, and the geenie came back and said, "Sorry! I wasn't meaning to give this to buffoons!" so he took Stanley's TV abilities away. Stanley was crying and saying, "I can't do ANYTHING right!" He punches the geenie and accidentally exploded him. The geenie is dead. Stanley said quietly, "sorry boss!" Sherm said, "You idiot!!! You're a serial killer man!"

(cutaway advertisement) It's the wacky inflatable armwaving Barnacle! wacky inflatable armwaving Barnacle! wacky inflatable armwaving Barnacle! Hi! It'sthe same person who did the advertisement for wacky inflatable armwaving tubeman on Famiy Guy! They can be put up in stores, parties, resteraunts, and even on buildings! They even have one at The Krusty Krab!!! So come here and check out to buuuuyyyy!!!!!!

The end.

Don't expect this episode to be the best, it's the pilot!!! Wait till the real series!

Patrick's Mansion Season 1!

1. Pilot

2. The Closet

3. Techost

4. Double Trouble

5. Dutchman's Surprise

6. The Blackout

7. The Great Outdoors : After Patrick restores power back to the mansion, he finds some brown fur! Patrick wonders where it came from and he follows a trail of fur. He arrives and outside and sees Sandy being picked on by some orange ghosts! They rip off her fur and Patrick sucks them up. Sandy thanks him for his help and he says," What are you doing here?" She explains she won a contest she didn't even enter about Karate and that this mansion was a karate mansion. Patrick says," Wait a minute! My Contest said it was Jellyfishing and same with spongebob!" Sandy explains this mansion is haunted and it was a trick. Patrick says he knows and that King Goul is behind this. Sandy says you might want to train before you fight. They do a practice battle and practice some karate moves on each other. But then, some small yellow ghosts come and Patrick sucks them up with his vacum and sandy says," Maybe you could practice on ghosts!" Then, Patrick sees a Graveyard gate and it is locked. Patrick says he has no time to go to the Graveyard and leaves it alone. But, Patrick trips and falls through a wishing well! He lands and walks through the tunnel finding some money. He comes to a metal pipe gate and looks through and sees King Goul and Spongebob! Flying Dutchman is there and King Goul says," Why didn't you finish the starfish off while you could?" The Flying Dutchman then says," Save the best for last." The Ghost commander looks through the pipe and Patrick hides. Spongebob is seen hanging from a cage and sadly blows bubbles. Patrick is shocked by this and climbs up the well and tells Sandy about this. But before they can talk any more, they hear some bad Clarinet playing. They follow the music up the mansion and come to a music note room and open it and Patrick is shocked. Find out next time to see what happened!

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Area Debuts : Wishing Well ( And Well tunnel) and King Goul's Hideout.

First Time Sandy appears in this show.

The Bikiini Bottom Adventures

Season Two, Episode Three

Spongespended: SpongeBob's friends and alexhates98's friends can't believe that the lawsuit will be later in the season, and they just wanna see what happens! We'll see about that....

Notes:

We really will find out who wins the lawsuit later in the season.

The Bikini Bottom Adventures

Season Two, Episode Four

Severe Thunderjellyfish Warning: SpongeBob and Patrick then decide to go jellyfishing, but little did they know it's been storming crazy, and it's only worsened too, and when every jellyfish they've caught was electrified by lightning, when they try and take it out, they get paralyzed to (inserts suspenseful music). What've they been paralyzed to? Find out tonight!

Quotes:

Squidward and alexhates98: (have both found out that SpongeBob and Patrick have been paralyzed) Oh my god!! They've killed PatBob!! Hooray bastards!!

Trivia: PatBob is SpongeBob and Patrick.

Allusions: "Oh my god!! They've killed PatBob!! Hooray bastards!!" is a parody on the popular South Park phrase "Oh my god!! They've killed Kenny!! You bastards!!

Notes: I made this episode because it's currently storming at where I live (Sugar Hill, Georgia).

Before I start up my next new episode of "Total Cartoon Island", I just want to say something very special to my reading audience! Whoever gives the best review of this episode that I have written will get a special surprise! They will have the pleasure of seeing one of THEIR characters from one of their own spin-off's making a guest appearance on my NEXT episode! Just be sure to tell me which spin-off show you want to use and which character you want to have appear in that episode. As a rule, Patrick, Spongebob, and Sandy can not be picked since they're already appearing on my show, but anyone else from the "Spongebob Squarepants" universe and/or the OC's you create are fair game! For now, please enjoy my latest episode of my hit show! Episode 26: "The Blooper Reel Episode!"

The show fades in on the normal dock scene opening, but instead of Sniz being there, Comso and Wanda pop out of thin air! Cosmo says: "I'm Cosmo!" Wanda says: "I'm Wanda!" And both say: "And we're...your Fairly Odd Blooper Reel Hosts!" Cosmo says: "Today, we're going to take a look behind the scenes at what makes Total Cartoon Island one of the hottest shows currently playing on Nickelodeon!" Wanda says: "That's right, Cosmo! People might think that the life of a cartoon reality show contestant is all fun and games, but there are times when even the best campers make mistakes!" Cosmo says: "I know that I do!" Wanda says: "Our boy Poof wanted to be here to, but he came down with a case of Fairy Pox and had to stay home with Cosmo's Mother." Cosmo says: "But don't let that stop you from enjoying the various scenes YOU'RE about to see, from what Sniz and Fondue haven't shown on the air!" Wanda says: "And you better believe that it's 12 different kinds of funny!" They poof up a giant movie screen with a digital projector displaying an image on the screen. Cosmo says: "Let's start watching the magic now!" On the screen, the titles read, "Episode 1 Out-takes." Wanda says: "In the 1st episode, when Patrick was introduced to the other campers, he was supposed to ride on waterski's and jump from a ramp onto the dock with perfect form." Cosmo says: "But Patrick kept messing it up!" On the 1st attempt, a shark jumped out of the water and took a bite out of Patrick's shorts AND his butt! On the 2nd attempt, Patrick let go of the rope too soon and landed in a whirlpool with all of his clothes spat out and Patrick completely naked! On the 3rd attempt, Patrick does the routine correctly, but his body crashes through the Dock and a shark chews off Patrick's feet. Wanda says: "Sniz and Fondue decided to use the 4th attempt, where Patrick held onto the rope too long, landed in the water off of the far side of the Dock, and splashed water onto Angelica, because it was that attempt that looked the best on TV." Cosmo says: "And Patrick wasn't the only one who had problems on the 1st day. Check out some of the humiliation Roger Plotz and Ren Hook had to face!"

Off-screen, Ren Hoek says: "That's HOEK, you eediot! Not Hook!" Cosmo says: "Right! What did I say?" Wanda says: "Never mind! Just roll the clips!" On the screen, Sniz says: "And our next contestant is, Ren Hack!" Ren yells: "I am NOT a Hack!" (Cuts) Sniz says: "And our next contestant is Ren Huck!" Ren says: "Do I look like a Mark Twain character?!" (Cuts) Sniz says: "And our next contestant is, Ren Hood!" Ren says: "I am NOT wearing a red hood, nor am I riding anywhere! Although I did star in an episode of Ren & Stimpy where I got to play Robin Hood." (Cuts) Sniz says: "And our next contestant is--." And the screen suddenly pauses. Wanda says: "I'm just going to skip to the next scene because the next thing Sniz and Ren say gets REALLY offensive! So eventually, they just decided to let Sniz make a mistake on Ren Hoek's last name that would give Ren the least angry reaction." (Tape fast-forwards) Sniz says: "Our next contestant, is Roger Plans!" Fondue says: "No, it's Plotz!" Sniz says: "How would I know what Roger plots? His role on Doug and the show itself ended before WE ever came on the air!" (Cuts) Sniz says: "OH! So his last name WAS Plotz! I really got to stop letting Cosmo write my scripts for me! Our next contestant is, Roger Plotz!" And Roger walks up to him, but an off-screen bird poops on Roger's head! Sniz says: "All right! Which one of you fairy geniuses forgot to let the birds go to the bathroom BEFORE we started filming?!" Cosmo says: "I had nothing to do with it!" Fondue says: "I heard THAT one before!" (Camera pauses) Cosmo says: "And the humiliation didn't end on the 1st episode! In fact, it was one thing the campers faced on a daily basis!" Wanda says: "Check out this unseen footage from the 2nd episode!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "You might have seen Jimmy Neutron jump off the cliff, yet there was actually more than one attempt performed by Jimmy!" Wanda says: "Here's what happened the 1st time!" Jimmy jumps off, but his shorts get ripped off by a pointed rock jutting out from the cliff, and he uses his hands to cover up his naked front side! Aang says: "Sheesh! Now THAT'S what I call a wardrobe malfunction!" (Cuts) Wanda says: "And here's what happened the 2nd time!" Jimmy jumps off, but in the lake, a dolphin does a forward flip into the air and creates a wave that bounces Jimmy into the trees where he gets badly injured! Aang says: "Oooh, now THAT'S got to hurt!" (Camera pauses) Cosmo says: "The results of the 1st challenge resulted in the Screaming Cats winning and the Killer Beavers losing. Roger Plotz was the 1st camper voted off."

Wanda says: "And now for your viewing pleasure, we have a personal recording of Roger Plotz confessing his feelings about the ordeal." (Camera rolls) Roger says: "Am I upset about the vote-off? Of course I am! Am I surprised that I got voted off? Not really. All the girls and some of the guys on my team hated me for what I said, and frankly, what I said about girls was REALLY stupid! Just because you believe that something might be true is no excuse for you to say it out loud when it can get you into trouble! From now on, I intend to THINK about what I say before I say it!" (Cuts) Cosmo says: "And you won't believe this next piece of footage from the 3rd episode! As it turns out, Rocko didn't really mind nudity as much as he claimed to before he stopped caring about it!" Wanda says: "Are we ALLOWED to air this footage?" Cosmo says: "Of course we are! I got Jorgen's backing on this one! It will bring in ratings!" (Camera rolls) The scene is shown in night-vision, and Sniz is up close to the camera. Sniz says: "What you are about to witness is one of the most unique miracles in natural behavior." (Camera pans to Fondue) Fondue says: "At every night, at approxiamentally 12:30 AM, Rocko goes into our kitchen fridge for a cup of milk." (Camera pans to Sniz) Sniz says: "And he isn't even dressed for the event, if you know what I mean!" (Camera pans to Fondue) Fondue says: "That's right, folks! He's completely, NAKED!" Sniz says: "With no clothes on!" And sure enough, they record Rocko walking down the stairs into the kitchen not covering himself up (not that there's anything naughty that can be seen) and he goes to the fridge, takes out a pint of milk, pours it into the cup, and drinks it all up. Sniz says: "This is DEFINITELY going to go into our blooper reel footage!" Rocko turns around and says: "Are you filming ME?! I didn't say you could film me!" Fondue says: "He saw us! Should we run away?!" Sniz says: "No way, man! I want to know how Rocko is feeling at this very moment!" Rocko runs up towards them and says: "I feel very upset! Why are you shooting footage of me naked?!" Sniz says: "Because it's funny!" Fondue says: "And because our Fairy Godparent research has shown us that the ratings go up MUCH higher whenever there's nudity involved!" Sniz says: "Besides, you're an Austrailian wallaby! You grew up not even knowing what clothes WERE before you moved to our civilization! What do you care if someone sees you naked?" Rocko relaxes and says: "You know what? I'm not even really sure of the answer myself." (Cuts) Wanda says: "That wasn't the only humiliating thing that was found out on that night!" Cosmo says: "Right now, we've got footage of a never before seen Confessional, from Helga G. Patacki!"

(Camera rolls) Helga theatrically says: "In public life, I act like a bully, I act as though I don't like other people. But there is one person that I like: Arnold! The sweet, precious, football headed boy from New York City. I've known you for the past 12 years of my life. It has always been my dream that one day, I would share the secrets of the affections that I have to you so that you and I could finally be in love as one. I'm using this confessional as my own personal way to express my feelings that I have been unable to express in any other way. I love you Arnold! I'm crazy for you Arnold! I want to date you, kiss you, romance you! I want to make all of your dreams come true; and in turn, make MY greatest dream come true as well! Arnold, you'd make me the happiest female in the world if you would find it in your heart to give me a chance and make me your #1 main squeeze!" (Seriously) Helga says: "And just for the record, this is something that only ARNOLD is allowed to see! Show it to anyone else, and I'll just beat you up and pretend that the scene was all CGI'd! GOT IT?!" (Cuts) Wanda says: "Wow! Helga G. Patacki actually has a soft side! Who knew?!" Cosmo says: "Too bad she didn't show it while the game was being played. If she had, then when the Killer Beavers lost the 2nd challenge, it might have saved Helga from being eliminated." Wanda says: "But she didn't, so Helga G. Patacki had to walk down the Dock of Shame, as the 2nd camper being voted off." Cosmo says: "And now, we have live, via web-cam, Helga G. Patacki herself about how she feels about that elimination!" Helga yells: "I have no feelings whatsoever about that situation! But what really angers me is that I specifically said NOT to show that footage! Do you even CARE about MY feelings?! Don't you understand that if my friends in New York City saw me spilling my guts to Arnold on live-national TV, it could destroy my public image?! Even I've got a reputation to maintain, as negative as it is!" Wanda says: "Of COURSE we care about your feelings, and don't worry about your reputation. We can probably fix that Confessional scene in post-editing." Helga says: "Thank you, I feel SO much better!" (Cuts)

Cosmo says: "Our next victim--OOPS! I mean, camper on the chopping block is Ren--." Wanda screams: "HOEK!" Cosmo says: "I was going to say it correctly! You don't trust me to do ANYTHING right!" Wanda says: "Wrong! I trust you to always do something wrong, absolutely right, and at the worst possible time!" Cosmo says: "Wait, I'm confused. Was that a compliment, or an insult?" Wanda says: "Just roll the clip." (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "The asthma-hound Chihuahua Ren, didn't seem to be too impressive when he arrived on the game show." Wanda says: "But in the 3rd challenge, Ren surprised his team with a strong throwing arm and a winning plan that was hard to beat!" Cosmo says: "But even the best laid plans of mice, men, and dogs can become un-done, especially when Otto Rocket is involved!" Wanda says: "Otto's combo maneuver's and the partnership of the Killer Beaver's put an end to the Screaming Cat's winning streak, which didn't make Ren Hoek particularly happy." Cosmo says: "But Ren WASN'T happy about what happened!" Wanda says: "That's what I'm saying, Cosmo. Ren lost his temper and took out his anger against his own team." Cosmo says: "Ren quickly punished himself and said that it was a mistake for him to fly into such a blind fury." Wanda says: "But it was too little, too late. Ren Hoek still got the boot off the show and onto the Boat of Losers. But, he did provide us a tape interview on his feelings about the elimination." Ren says: "I deserved what I got the 1st time I was eliminated. I might have been a key player, but even if you're strategically important to a team's winning streak, your contributions will mean nothing if you lose your temper. After I was taken to the Loser's Last Resort, I knew that I had to take some Anger Management courses if I ever wanted to face my fellow team-mates in public again." (Pausess) Cosmo says: "And to everyone's surprise, especially to Ren's, he got to face his team-mates sooner than he ever thought possible." Wanda says: "In the 6th challenge, the camper's had to face their fears, and accomplishing the goal would lead a team to a special prize; getting to re-instate one of their own eliminated campers back onto the team!"

Cosmo says: "Phoebe and the rest of the team soon found out that Ren HAD changed for the better, and now was a calm, more forgiving member of their team." Wanda says: "Once re-instated, Ren got to prove his other skills to his fellow team-mates! He proved to be a good scoring judge, an expert when it came to the arts of cooking, a master at wrapping presents, and he did surprisingly good in Jorgen's boot training camp as well." Cosmo says: "But Ren couldn't make it through everything that was thrown at him. Ren had no forte in fashion, and his lack of designer skills led him to his 2nd elimination on the show." Wanda says: "And now live via web-cam, here's Ren Hoek himself!" Ren says: "At least SOMEONE knows how to say my last name correctly!" Cosmo says: "I said I was sorry!" Ren says: "Whatever. I'm just glad that I was given a 2nd chance to redeem myself. It's not often that someone gets a 2nd shot to try again at something that they failed." Wanda says: "Actually, I've given Cosmo lot's of shots to try something again, but it takes him a LONG time for him to get something done right as far as EVERYTHING is concerned!" Cosmo says: "At least it doesn't take me forever! Why, it only took me 9,999 years before I finally became toilet-trained and no longer had to wear diapers!" Wanda says: "But we've been married for 10,000 years and Poof is already a year old! (Seriously) You have no idea of how truly stupid you are, do you?!" Cosmo says: "Who knows? I'm still trying to learn myself." Wanda says: "Take my advice, Ren. Don't EVER marry an idiot no matter HOW cute he is!" Ren says: "I hear that! And if you see Stimpy, tell him that I'm rooting for him to take the finals by storm!" (Cuts) Wanda says: "I'll be sure to do that!" Cosmo says: "Our next contestant is Aang. The all powerful Avatar Airbender, and frequent sex symbol!" Wanda shouts: "COSMO!" Cosmo says: "Well he is!" Wanda says: "Aang started out as one of the stronger players and was a definitive fan-favorite." Cosmo says: "But then things became complicated!" Wanda says: "Like they do when a spoiled brat named Angelica Pickles gets involved in messing up Aang's A-game. During the 4th challenge, Angelica sabotaged Aang's routine, ruining any chances he had of making it to the final 3." Cosmo says: "Unfortunately, due to Aang being on a speaking strike ever since the 4th challenge ended, we have no interview footage and he has declined to appear on our webcam." Wanda says: "And in spite of that, people STILL watch his show more than they watch ours!" Cosmo says: "It's very weird, that's for sure!"

Wanda says: "Next up on our list of former campers, it's one of the Beaver brothers, and quite possibly the only being who can manage to out-dumb Cosmo in unexpected circumstances." Cosmo says: "Is out-dumb even a word?" Wanda says: "Who cares?! They'll understand what I mean! Besides, it's not like YOUR the vocabulary expert around here!" Cosmo says: "Of course I'm a vocabulary expert here! I can even tell you what Antidisestablishmentarianism means." Wanda says: "This ought to be good!" Cosmo says: "It's a noun, discussing a particular belief found in a certain number of people. Antidisestablishmentarianism involves the practice of being AGAINST the destruction of certain buildings and/or other public landmarks." Wanda says: "Who are you and what have you done with Cosmo?!" Cosmo says: "Sorry! That was my magic gland talking. Remember how I had to get a magic gland transplant from Anti-Cosmo? Sometimes the gland from Anti-Cosmo affects my brain and gives me information to stuff that I wouldn't otherwise know." Wanda says: "So you're saying that you WOULDN'T know what Antidisestablishmentarianism is?" Cosmo says: "What's Antidisestablishmentarianism?" Wanda says: "I thought as much. But we're deviating from the main topic! It's time to talk about Daggett!" (Camera rolls) Cosmo says: "He played the angrier of the Angry Beavers on his show." Wanda says: "But on this show, Norbert and Daggett were as friendly as friendly brothers could be!" Cosmo says: "Norbert and Daggett practically did everything together. They both got the Chicken Pox together, they both got lost in the mall together, they were both super-powered beings together, they were both friends with Stump together, and they both took care of their younger sisters together! Why, I bet if the truth were known, they probably even shower together!" Wanda says: "Are you sure that's an appropriate topic to bring up?" Cosmo says: "Why wouldn't it be? On the Rugrats, Phil and Lil Deville took bath's together." Wanda says: "I'm not sure if that's the same kind of thing." Cosmo says: "But there was ONE thing Norbert and Daggett couldn't do together, and that was to agree on a solution for being lost!" Wanda says: "Their brotherly relationship became strained thanks to Daggett's lousy sense of direction and Norbert's feelings of superiority for being the funnier, more handsome beaver." Cosmo says: "While they hugged and made up before the challenge ended, one of them still had to pay the price for making their team lose." Wanda says: "And so it was that Norbert had to say a sad good-bye to Daggett, as Daggett sailed away on the Boat of Losers." Cosmo says: "While Daggett DID make an interview about his feelings, his inability to operate the camera's machine settings resulted in a lot of broken tapes and a lot of messed up camera's." Wanda says: "So regretfully, we have no decent footage of Daggett's interview." Cosmo says: "Who care's what Daggett thinks anyways?"

Wanda says: "Cosmo, sometimes you REALLY make me feel humiliated to call you my husband!" Cosmo says: "I just feel humiliated knowing that YOU feel humiliated!" Wanda says: "Well, at least that makes two of us!" (Commercial Break) / I'll break up the episode here and continue with it later. Enough said!