Episode 23: "Return of the Son of Stimpy" Stimpy's search for his son Stinky has taken him to the same island that the other campers are on, unknownst to Stimpy however. Stimpy is surprised by the menagerie of giant versions of creatures from "Catdog" that include blue rats, green rabbits, yetis, and barely clothed wild humans. Stimpy says: "Okay, this is weird, even by Nicktoons standards! But that doesn't matter, I've just GOT to find my son!" / On the other side of the island, Otto and the girls are pondering what to do. Otto says: "Well, THIS is a fine kettle of fish!" Lil says: "I didn't know you knew how to cook!" Otto says: "That was another metaphor, Lil!" Sandy says: "What Otto means to say is that it looks like we're caught between a rock and a hard place." Lil says: "Actually, it looks like we're caught between the river and those wild animals!" Sandy says: "For goodness sakes, don't you understand ANY metaphor when someone says it?!" Lil says: "I kind of missed the metaphor session course in school." (Confessional) Otto says: "So there I was, trapped on a beast-filled island with two hot girls! Too bad one of them was a complete basket case and the other one couldn't and can't stand my guts! / Sandy says: "Honestly, I didn't know HOW things were going to get any worse in this unfamiliar environment. Then of course, irony had to open up in the sky and say, I hate you, Sandy Cheeks." (End Confessional) Otto says: "Somehow Lil, I KNOW this is your fault!" Lil says: "How can you hold ME responsible for the rain and subsequent flood that happened last night?!" Otto says: "Weird things ALWAYS happen around YOU, Lil!" Lil says: "It's not like I intend to find weird things, it's often that weird things tend to find me!" Otto sarcastically says: "I'm sure THAT happens often!" Sandy says: "Knock it off! This is no time to be arguing! We need to formulate a plan!" Otto says: "Why bother? I'm sure that Sniz and Fondue have already sent a search party looking out for us! Therefore, we should STAY in this spot!" Sandy says: "Or this could be another challenge, designed to test our survival skills, and we need to build a raft to get back to camp!" Lil says: "Aren't you guys forgetting something? This is a reality TV show recorded by the Fairy Godparents! They and the cameras are just invisible! Why don't we just ask one of them to poof us back to camp?!"

Otto says: "That would be a GREAT idea except for one thing, Fairy Godparents aren't allowed to interfere in challenges! Besides, Sniz and Fondue will get here. It will just take them a little time." Sandy says: "Are you SURE about that? The guys running this show behind the scenes aren't exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer!" Lil says: "Whatever THAT metaphor means!" (Confessional) Sniz says: "Okay, I'm looking over this episode right now and I can state that most of the Fairy workers were deeply offended by that knife comment!" (End Confessional) Otto says: "I'm not going anywhere!" Sandy says: "Look, just last night you were complaining about having nothing to do and now you just want to sit here?!" Otto says: "Look, getting myself KILLED by a bunch of rabid, giant animals is NOT my idea of adventure! If YOU want to go out there, better that YOU die than me!" Sandy says: "Oh, that's REALLY mature of you to say!" Lil says: "Can I just state that for the record that we wouldn't be in this mess if we had just went after Stimpy?" Otto says: "If Stimpy hadn't have left, we wouldn't BE in this mess in the 1st place!" Sandy says: "And how exactly do you figure on THAT being the case?!" Otto says: "Because if Stimpy was here, we could use him as bait!" Lil angrily says: "THAT'S MY boyfriend you're talking about! I'm SICK of you! BOTH of you! How DARE you call yourselves campers?! Even someone as crazy as I KNOWS better! I should've NEVER tried to be cool by sticking with the both of YOU! I'm going out to look for Stimpy AND his son, and I'm going WITH or without either of you!" Otto says: "It's your funeral, not mine! I'm STILL staying!" Sandy says: "And I'M building a raft! You two can stay on this island until heck freezes over, but I'M getting off this deathtrap!" Otto says: "That does it! We're splitting up! From now on it's every camper for themselves!" Sandy says: "That's fine with me! To the victor, goes the spoils!" Lil says: "You're both crazy, and insane! I wouldn't follow EITHER of you! From now on, I'm following MY heart!" (Confessional) Lil says: "Can I just say that it felt GREAT when I told Otto and Sandy how I truly felt about the whole situation when it was happening? The two of them both think that they can solve EVERY single problem just by having an angry attitude about everything! But Lil Deville knows THAT kind of solution doesn't solve anything at all! And I wasn't angry at them, just the way they were acting! Besides, my concerns for Stimpy were more important than anger! I just HAD to find him!" / Sandy says: "The truly great geniuses ALWAYS have to work alone!" (End Confessional) / Stimpy continues his trek through the trees of the island, being careful to keep out of sight of the big animals. Stimpy says: "I've gone on several jungle safaris with Ren, but this has got to be more strange than ANY other journey I've ever been on! It's a good thing that compared to these beasts, I'm so small. I can slip right through them and not get--." But before Stimpy can finish his thought, a giant bird swoops down from the sky and catches Stimpy in its talons! Stimpy shouts: "Help! Let me go, you big bird!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Definition of irony? Just look at me! Here I am, a red-furred cat, who sometimes likes to eat birds when they're cooked. And there I was, the prey of a bird that wanted to eat ME! Cats may have 9 lives, but luckily, I knew of a way to escape with all 9 of my lives intact!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "Large carnivore, you've FORCED me to resort to this!" And Stimpy hocks a giant hairball out of his mouth to blind the bird! The bird, flying high in the sky, suddenly drops Stimpy as he's hurtling through the ground! (Confessional) Stimpy says: "In hindsight, blinding the bird and having it drop me was probably NOT the best plan in the world. I was SO scared! I was SURE that I was going to die for the 1st time in my life!" / Stimpy's son, Stinky, is currently inside the Confessional. Stinky says: "This building may have stopped moving, but I'm too scared to go outside by myself when I'm lost. Well, since I'm lost, I suppose it's a good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you. But who's going to think of looking for me here?" A familiar voice screams: "AHHH!!!!" And a body crashes through the Confessional Building, cutting off the Confessional Camera! (End Confessional) The door is opened by the force of Stimpy's impact, and Stinky is floating in the air, looking down with concern. Stinky says: "Sir, are you all right?" But Stimpy doesn't respond. Stinky says: "Sir, you've got to say something! You need to get up!" But Stimpy is still unconscious. Stinky says: "I can't survive alone! Please, you've got to take me home! I DON'T even know my father!" Stimpy finally stirs and says: "It's a good thing this building was here to break my fall. What's stinky?" Stinky says: "You KNOW my name?" Stimpy becomes more aware and says: "Who's there?"

Stinky says: "Someone who cares for you." Stimpy gets up and gives Stinky a warm embrace! Stimpy joyously yells: "Stinky! My son! It's you! It's really you, you're real! I knew you were, I just knew you were! I've been searching so long for you! I didn't know that were just staying in here the whole time!" Stinky says: "It's all right, dad. Everything's going to be fine. Now that we're back together, nothing will EVER separate us!" Then they both hear a loud, simultaneous meow and howl! It's Catdog, but they're giant! Stimpy says: "Don't speak so soon, my son! First we have to get out of here!" Stinky asks: "But how?" Stimpy says: "Get inside my left ear, it's not as sensitive, I'll get us both to safety!" (Confessional) Stinky says: "I just knew my dad was a great, smart man! I didn't know he was a cat, but that doesn't matter! Getting to know your father is one of the best feelings in the world, and I must say I love Stimpy for everything that he is! He makes me proud to be his son!" (End Confessional) Stimpy is running through the jungle, unaware that there's someone else exploring. Lil says: "There are WAY too many different smells in this place! How am I supposed to find Stimpy if I can't tell the scents apart?" And Stimpy LITERALLY runs into Lil! Stimpy says: "Sorry about that, Lil! (Does a double-take) Lil?! What are YOU doing out here?!" Lil says: "I was looking for you! What else do you think I would be doing?!" Stimpy says: "You mean to tell me that you don't CARE if Otto and Sandy think that you're uncool?" Lil says: "I'd rather do the right thing, even if its not the cool thing, by searching for you AND your son!" Stimpy says: "Then it's a good thing I bumped into you!" Lil asks: "Can you tell me what THAT metaphor means?" Stimpy says: "Nevermind the metaphor, Lil. I'd like to introduce you to MY son, Stinky!" And Stinky comes out of hiding from Stimpy's left ear. Stinky says: "Hi, ma'am." Lil's jaw LITERALLY drops to the ground via a Tex Avery gag, and Lil says: "I can't believe it. (Pulls her jaw back up) Your son really DOES exist!" Stimpy says: "Don't tell me that YOU thought that Stinky wasn't real as well as Sandy and Otto!" Lil says: "Well, maybe 5% of me thought that the story MIGHT have been fabricated! Say, if you're Stinky's father, Stimpy, than who is his mother?" Stimpy asks: "Mother?"

Lil says: "Certainly. All children have mothers, and all children have fathers, unless they're clownfish in which case they live their lives first as a male, than as a female!" Stimpy says: "But Stinky is my personal pride and joy! I don't know what in the world Stinky would think if I was to have someone else who could be a--." Stinky interrupts and asks: "Lil, would YOU like to be my mother?" Lil says: "Oh, my GOSH! Is your son asking me what I think he's asking me?" Stimpy says: "Son, that's crazy! Why are you asking someone you barely know to be your mother?" Stinky says: "For one thing, she was nice and generous enough to come looking for you. Anybody who's that caring has definitely got to have some good motherly qualities to them." Stimpy says: "Son, that's truly SMART of you!" Stinky says: "I got it from you, dad!" Lil says: "Stinky DEFINITELY has your eyes, Stimpy! And it's weird, but his smile looks VERY similar to mine, and I LIKE my smile! I'd be PROUD to be able to call him my son!" Stimpy says: "Wow! I'm already a husband AND a parent, and I'm not even married yet!" Lil says: "You definitely WILL be in 2 more years!" Stimpy says: "We make the best couple ever!" Stinky says: "This love is good and all, but it's not going to help us get away from this unfamiliar place." Stimpy says: "He's right, Lil. We need to find Sandy and Otto. Where are they?" Lil says: "Sandy was building a raft and Otto was staying in one of the cabins that washed up on this island." Stimpy says: "Than we've got to hurry! If we're lucky, they might still be alive in one piece by the time we get there! Get inside my left ear, son!" Stinky goes back and holds on tight inside Stimpy's left ear! Stinky says: "I'm good, dad!" Lil says: "Than let's go!" / Sandy is busy putting the final touches on the raft. Sandy says: "Working with wood is a lot harder than I thought it would be. To think that it took me 3 long hours to put it together! Those Angry Beavers make it looks so EASY! I sure wish one of them was with me right now!" Otto walks up and says: "And why wouldn't you wish that you had ME around instead?" Sandy says: "Otto?! Why don't you go back inside your cabin and wait like you said that you were going to?!" Otto says: "Listen, spiders and me do NOT mix! I'm not a big fan of rafting, but I hate being poisoned even more! I've been out scouting, and I have something that might interest you." Sandy says: "Oh, really? And what would that be?" Otto reaches into his pocket and pulls out something big! Otto says: "One giant egg to provide us enough nutrition and energy to get us back to camp!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "I totally did NOT want to accept ANY kind of gift from Otto, but I had to look at the big picture. If I had Otto helping me, he could help me row us back to camp at a much faster rate than I could if I went alone. Besides, I wanted to put this challenge behind me." (End Confessional) Sandy says: "All right, Otto. You can help. Just grab a stick and help me paddle!" Stimpy and Lil come running towards them and say: "Don't leave without us!" Otto sarcastically says: "Wow, Stimpy. You actually managed to last longer than 28 minutes. Looks like Sandy was the closest in guessing how long you would last." Lil says: "You might want to stop being sarcastic, because Stimpy has proof!" Sandy says: "Proof that the Loch Ness Monster IS a total fraud like I've always said?!" Lil says: "Even better!" And Stinky comes out of Stimpy's left ear and says: "I am Stimpy's son, Stimpy's my father, Lil has agreed to be my mother, and my name is Stinky J. Cat!" Sandy is flabbergasted and says: "This is unprecedented! Just think of the scientific doors that will be opened because of this! I've heard and seen a LOT of strange things, but this is the first time I've ever encountered ANYONE who had a father give birth to them!" Stimpy says: "Stinky is NOT a science project! He's my loving son and I demand that he be treated as such!" Otto says: "I don't CARE what he is! It's all his fault for causing us to be LOST!" Lil says: "That's a lie and you know it! You're just angry that Stimpy was right!" Sandy says: "Yeah, Otto. Why don't you just admit you were wrong?" Otto says: "Because I don't think--." Lil and Sandy both say: "OTTO!!!!" Otto says: "Ok, ok! I was Wr--wr--wr--." But just then a helicopter flies overhead! Sniz says: "There they are, Fondue! I told you I'd find them! Campers! Don't worry! The Fairy Godparents have wished up a boat for you! It's going to take you back to the restored camp in just a few short hours! And the animals have also been shrunk down to their normal size! The survival challenge is over!" Sandy says: "So this WAS a challenge!" Otto says: "Wait a minute! Why can't we just ride back with you?" Sniz says: "Because this helicopter only holds me and Fondue! Have a fun 3 hours!" / Back at the restored camp, the 4 campers and Stinky are all freshened up, sitting around the bonfire. Sniz says: "That was quite the adventure you had today. I'm glad to see that you're all in one piece." Otto says: "No thanks to you!" Sniz says: "And by the way, splitting up? MAJOR decision disaster! 4 heads are ALWAYS better than one!" Lil says: "Don't you mean FIVE heads? Stinky has feelings to!" Sniz says: "Which brings us to this night's bonfire ceremony." Otto says: "Wait a minute! There are FOUR marshmallows on the plate! That's one for EACH of us!" Sniz says in a singing voice: "Well not, exactly! There's one for Stimpy, one for Otto, one for Sandy, and one for Lil!" Lil says: "Wait! You don't mean that--!" Sniz says: "Stinky is eliminated!" Lil yells: "NO! That's totally UNFAIR! You can't go through with it!" Otto says: "And why can't he?" Lil says: "Stimpy has been through SO much trauma looking for his son, and Stinky worried so much until his father found him! When a father finally DOES find his son after worrying and trauma, the last thing they want to have happen is to be separated! And as Stinky's chosen mother, I can't bear to see that happen!" Stimpy says: "Sniz, does Stinky really have to go?" Sniz says: "I'm afraid so. He got 3 votes, one of them by Stinky for himself." Stimpy says: "Stinky, what are you thinking?! Why would you want to vote yourself off?!" Stinky says: "I'll tell you why, father. You proved to me that you were willing to sacrifice your life for me. Nobody else has ever done that for me before. So in return, I want you to focus on this game show and give it 100%. And I know that you can't do that if you have to worry about me. That's the gift I'm giving to you, the gift of incentive." Stimpy says: "You're giving me incentive?" Stinky says: "You have a real reason to want to win $150,000 now. If not for yourself, than I want you to win for me! Win for the girl who loves you!" Stimpy says: "This incentive business feels SO incredible! This might be the best gift that anyone has ever given me! But are you sure that you're going to be ok?" Stinky says: "I'm going to be with good people. I'll see the other campers, the former contestants, even your best friend Ren. They'll all take care of me until this contest is over. I just want to thank you, for always believing in me."

Stimpy gives his son one more hug and says: "No problem, Stinky. That's what dad's are supposed to do, and that's what I ALWAYS do!" And with that, Stinky floats over to the Boat of Losers, sits down, and the Boat sails away. Sniz says: "The rest of you are safe, for tonight." (Confessional) Otto says: "I can't believe that something as simple as a child could give Stimpy incentive! He's going to be super-competitive now! This game might be harder to win than I thought it would be." (End confessional) / Episode Notes: A running gag in this episode is that whenever anybody uses a metaphor around Lil, she doesn't understand what it means. Various characters from "Catdog" make a cameo appearance in this episode. Stimpy's son, Stinky J. Cat, is born in this episode and is technically voted off. Enough said!

MermaidMan : The Brave and the bold season 1!

1. Heroes Unite!

2. Moth Attack!

3. Weather Disaster

4. Magnet- Mountains

5. MermaidMan's Master

6. Kelp Adventure

7. MermaidMan's vanishing act

8. Jumbo Revenge

9. Into The Wild

10. Sports Attack!

11. Bubble Trouble

12. Master of a disaster!

13. Manray's Revenge!

14. MermaidMan on the krusty train

15. The MermaidMan files : Opening : In the opening, MermaidMan teams up with Miss Appear ( Sandy) to stop Sports King from crushing Captain Magma ( Squidward) with a giant bowling ball! It slowly lowers down and Captain Magma trys to break free. Miss Appear Disappears and punches Sports King. Sports King throws bowling balls and then golf balls. MermaidMan uses Double- Team and two mermaidMan's appear! He double teams some more and there are 14 MermaidMans! Sports King throws soccer balls at all of them, but they vanish and MermaidMan pops up and punches him knocking him out. They save Captain Magma as well. Plot : In this crossover with The Sea Files, The Man ( From the sea files) calls MermaidMan saying he needs help. MermaidMan decides to bring his old Master Sea Master along even though he might cause trouble. They arrive and he explains Lady Villian stole one of their machines and the agents can't find anything. They search around for a couple of minutes and find a note. It's from Lady Villian. It explains," I have stolen one of your machines and if you want it back feel free to come to my hideout and try to take it back!" MermaidMan says," This is a trick." But The Man demands they go. They arrive and knock out the guards. They walk through her strange hideout and come to a room with the stolen machine! But Lady Villian appears and presses a button that makes the floor come open and they fall through. They land in a pit with Huge angry clams! The Clams start biting them! But Sea Master hops over the clams and kicks them. They jump out and before they can attack her, she jumps away in her helicopter and MermaidMan uses water- blast and the helicopter starts coming down, but comes up again. She escapes sadly. But they get the machine back and The Man thanks them for their help.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

This was a crossover with The Sea Files.

New Move(s) learned : MermaidMan's double- team.

Conch City

Season 1

1.1- The Brat Pack

1.2- A Mystery in our Midst

Angela wakes up one morning to find her diary gone! She screams and runs to Sandy's treedome, and explains what happened. Sandy is so surprised that she drops her tea glass on the shrinking machine that she is working on's button! Sandy and Angela both shrink. Jaylon wakes up and can't find Sandy or Angela anywhere! He decides to do some detective work, and look for clues. He walks to Barry's apartment to interview him. He says he saw Angela walk into Sandy's treedome. When Jaylon walks outside to go to Sandy's treedome, he hears a squealing noise from the ground! He looks down to see something crawling up his leg, a bug, but looks strangely like a fish, and he shakes it off. He runs to the treedome to find it deserted. Meanwhile, Sandy and Angela are trying to get Jaylon's attention. Sandy suggests they take the tea glass and spill the tea on Jaylon. So Angela boosts Sandy up on the picnic table and she slowly creeps towards the tea glass. She climbs onto the tea glass, but Jaylon picks it up! He takes a sip and sees on the top of the glass a shrunken Sandy! He spits out the tea all over the shrunken Angela. He runs towards the shrinking machine and grows them back to regular size. Sandy thanks him and Angela hugs him. Barry walks in and gives Angela her diary, saying he re-greased the lock for her. Angela, soaking wet with tea, growls at him. Barry has an innocent and confused look on his face. The episode ends with Angela chasing Barry around the treedome.

1.3- SpaceBook

Jaylon decides he wants to have a race with Barry, Angela, and Sandy. He knocks on Angela's door and she answers, typing on a laptop. He asks her to come play, but she says she is too busy on a new site called SpaceBook. Jaylon shrugs and runs to Sandy's treedome but sees through the glass she too is on SpaceBook. His last hope is Barry, but just as he is running to go to Conch Apartments, he sees Barry sitting in front of the laundromat typing on SpaceBook. He growls and goes to the Conch Diner and slumps in a seat. He waits for someone to come take his order but he sees the place deserted. Through the diner window he sees people sitting in a circle typing on SpaceBook and wearing SpaceBook shirts and hats. He runs out of the diner and tries to take a laptop from someone, but it seems like they are hypnotized. They all drop the laptops and stand up. They walk in a huge mob towards Jaylon, including Barry, Sandy, and Angela! Jaylon runs from the mob and hides behind a trash can, but it's no use. A pink fish reaches out and narrowly misses Jaylon's back fin. He is cornered near the Coral Art Center and everyone closes in around him saying "Join us.... SpaceBook..... join us...." Jaylon thinks it's the end. Sandy is reaching out for him and he stares at her with pleading eyes. Suddenly, Sandy snaps out of her trance. It turns out SpaceBook was just shut down! Everyone snaps out of the trance and says they are so sorry and will never go on that site again. Jaylon thanks them. The episode ends with everyone in Conch City having a race like Jaylon wanted.

1.4- Barry's New Groove

Barry is walking around Conch City when he sees the Conch Night Club, where he went in his high school days. He decides to walk in. As soon as he walks in, he sees the place deserted, and everything dusty and shut down. He is furious and sees a FOR SALE sign in a corner. He picks it up and reads the number. Slowly a smile spreads across his face. He takes out his shellphone and calls the number. He says he would like to buy the space, even considering how much it will cost. The next day, Barry wakes everyone up impatiently, and tells them to follow him to the night club. Sandy is wary since she knows the night club has been shut down, but she doesn't ask questions. When they walk in, she almost falls. Music is pumping loud, everything is shiny, and fish are dancing on the dance floor. Angela turns to Barry and says she is amazed, and they all start dancing. Everyone is having a great time, until someone points to the door, which is open. Three fish with suits and briefcases are walking in and heading towards Barry. They told him the space was already bought months ago, and the number was a scam number. Barry is very dissapointed, and walks to his apartment. Angela is not going to give up, and she starts arguing with the men. They start fighting, but Sandy breaks it up and says they should just go home. But when they are walking, Jaylon stops them, and turns to the men. He says he realizes them from somewhere. The men exchange nervous glances and back away. Barry has been in his apartment the whole time, but then he sees something on the news. "The newly renovated Conch Night Club has been thought to be bought by Snooty Buckingtons' company, but it turns out the company workers were high-profile criminals on the run looking for a new start." Barry can't believe it and runs to the night club. Sandy and Angela greet him, and so do the other hundred people who showed up. They are all dancing when Barry asks Jaylon how he knew the workers were criminals, and Jaylon says he doesn't want to know.The flashback ends. Barry shrugs and they all keep dancing. A flashback in Jaylon's mind shows the criminals handing a package to Jaylon, and them all running away from a jewelry store with ski masks on. They slide down ropes in the ground and go to an underground lair, where they start planning their next heist.

I know 3 episodes in one day is a weird amount, considering the average is 1 or 2, but I really wanted to get a boost start on my new show

MermaidMan : The Brave and the bold season 1!

1. Heroes Unite!

2. Moth Attack!

3. Weather Disaster

4. Magnet- Mountains

5. MermaidMan's Master

6. Kelp Adventure

7. MermaidMan's vanishing act

8. Jumbo Revenge

9. Into The Wild

10. Sports Attack!

11. Bubble Trouble

12. Master of a disaster!

13. Manray's revenge

14. MermaidMan on the krusty train

15. The MermaidMan Files

16. MermaidMan in the city : Opening : In the opening, MermaidMan and Blue Arrow team up to stop The Atomic Flounder! He plans on using his new mind- control helmets to control everyone. Blue Arrow shoots arrows at the helmets and frees the people. Blue Arrow uses his new move : Arrow blast which makes his arrow glow blue and cause a blast! He shoots another at the Atomic Flounder, but dodges. MermaidMan uses water- blast and knocks him out. Plot : In this crossover with Pierce in the city, Pierce needs a story about a heroe. MermaidMan gets word The Dirty Bubble has been spotted in New Kelp City and brings The Elastic Wasteband ( Patrick) along. Patrick sees pierce. Pierce says," Do i know you?" Patrick removes his mask and he says," Patrick!" Pierce says he needs a story about a heroe fighting a villian and MermaidMan explains The Dirty Bubble is here. In a past episode, he got mutated and he is very powerful. They see some strange goo and follow the trail. What they then find is The Dirty Bubble! He is bigger then ever! He attacks and The Elastic Wasteband uses his super- stretch and punches him, but it bounces back and punches himself! The Dirty Bubble roars and he breathes ice that freezes MermaidMan and Patrick! Pierce gets mad and says," Nobody messes with my friends!" He gets an idea and gets out his camera. The Dirty Bubble says," What are you going to do with that?" He starts it up and flashs a light and The Dirty Bubble says,"Aaaah!" He flashes it again. The frozen statues break open and MermaidMan uses his water sword and attacks! The Elastic Wasteband attacks and Pierce uses his camera and The Dirty Bubble falls into a sharp rock that pops him into mud! MermaidMan thanks pierce and patrick and Pierce writes the story about MermaidMan and The Elastic Wasteband defeating The Dirty Bubble.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

That was a crossover with Pierce in the city.

New Move(s) learned : Blue Arrows Arrow blast, and The Elastic Wasteband's super- stretch.

Conch City - Season 1

1.1- The Brat Pack

1.2- A Mystery in our Midst

1.3- SpaceBook

1.4- Barry's New Groove

1.5- The Truth About Squirrels

Barry is reading in the Conch City Library one day, when he sees an unusual, dusty book. He pulls it out and heaves it down on the table, because it is surprisingly heavy. The title is The Truth About Squirrels. He opens to a random page, and his eyes literally pop out of his head! The page is filled with secrets about squirrels much like Sandy. He sees one secret that makes him close the book to prevent himself from reading anymore. The secret was that squirrels are limited to only 11 years underwater before they die. Barry is shocked and walks out of the library, scared. He runs to Jaylon's house and tells him what he saw. Jaylon is scared and makes a suggestion to go see Angela, and Barry agrees. When they tell Angela, she faints! Jaylon quickly catches her, and she wakes. She knows that Sandy has been underwater for 11 years. They all run to the treedome, eager to help Sandy out in any way they can. They all burst in while Sandy is running on the hamster wheel, and they catch her by surprise and she trips and starts spinning under the wheel. Jaylon quickly tries to help her, but Angela pushes him and runs to help her. Barry dives and ends up helping her. She asks what's going on, and they both look at each other nervously and say nothing. Sandy shrugs and goes into her tree. When she lies down to take a nap, she looks beside her on the bed and sees Jaylon staring at her. She screams and jumps up, hitting her head on the ceiling. Angela bursts in with an ice pack and runs to put it on Sandy's head. Barry tries to climb in through the window but falls. Sandy growls and walks away, locking the door and leaving them locked in. They all dart their eyes around. Angela is mad and yells at Jaylon for messing up her chance to help her best friend. Jaylon yells at Angela for messing up the chance to help HIS best friend. Meanwhile, Barry is on the ground, and throws a rope to the window. Angela sees Barry climbing up and unties the rope. Barry falls, and looks up to Angela, furious. Angela runs to the door, to be the first one to actually help Sandy. She is about to punch the door open, right when Sandy opens it to see if they have an apology. Angela punches Sandy in the face. Sandy staggers back, and trips down the stairs. Angela and Jaylon rush down, but Barry is already down putting band-aids on her. Sandy is so mad, her eyes are practically red. She yells "Why would y'all do that to me?" Angela looks at Barry, and he nods. Angela tells Sandy what Barry read, and at the end, Sandy is not mad (besides the mad she already is), but has a slight look of amusement in her voice. Barry helps her up, and she sits in a chair. She explains that a bully wrote in that book to scare her. The book was called The Bully Book and any bully wrote in it to scare their victims. However, Sandy's bully was the only one to actually write on the cover The Truth About Squirrels and the page number, which is what made it look real. Jaylon, Angela, and Barry are relieved and they start laughing, but Sandy glares at them. The episode ends with Barry, Angela, and Jaylon getting spun around under the hamster wheel by Sandy.

MermaidMan The Brave and the bold season 1!

1. Heroes Unite!

2. Moth Attack!

3. Weather Disaster

4. Magnet- Mountains

5. MermaidMan's Master

6. Kelp Adventure

7. MermaidMan's Vanishing Act

8. Jumbo Revenge

9. Into The Wild

10. Sports Attack!

11. Bubble Trouble

12. Master Of A Disaster!

13. Manray's Revenge!

14. MermaidMan On the Krusty Train

15. The MermaidMan files

16. MermaidMan In The City

17. Clowning Around : Opening : In The Opening, MermaidMan and Mrs.Magic team up to stop The Jumbo Shrimp from stealing a laser from a factory! He runs as fast as he can and Mrs. Magic casts a spell that causes him to run through a portal and he bumps into MermaidMan! He punches him and the laser goes flying. Mrs. Magic teleports herself and grabs the laser. Plot : In this Crossover with The Misadventures Of Patrick, Jeremy ( The Villian from that show) takes a vacation and visits Night City. Sadly, what he doesn't know is Patrick ( The Elastic Wasteband) is there! The Elastic Wasteband walks around town and notices Jeremy. He decides to get revenge on him and stretches and punches him! He then says," Who did that?" He then steals his icecream and jumps away. Patrick says," I think that's enough for now." Meanwhile, Jeremy reads a news article about The Elastic Wasteband saving The Town from Weather Master and Jeremy notices The Elastic Wasteband is patrick! He laughs to himself and this gives him an idea. MermaidMan notices Patrick again and thanks him for saving the town from Weather Master! Jeremy messes around with his clown box ( In that show he is also a clown) and records some lines that Weather Master said and makes MermaidMan's base hear it. It says," Hello The Elastic Wasteband! I have kidnapped your friend and meet me in my hideout to stop me!" Jeremy goes towards Weather Master's Hideout ( Which is a weather station) and throws a pie at the door and it explodes! He punches Weather Master and knocks him out. MermaidMan and The Elastic Wasteband arrive and find Jeremy! He says," Hello Patrick!" He uses Weather Master's new laser and drills a hole under Patrick, but he stretches and dodges it. Weather Master wakes up and notices Jeremy and blasts him with a tornado! MermaidMan uses water- blast and Patrick stretches and punches him. MermaidMan uses his raging whirlpool and Weather Master uses his tornado and they blast jeremy away. But The Heroes Leave Weather Master's hideout. MermaidMan says," Who was that creepy clown?" Patrick says," Oh hes just some guy a met in another spin-off."

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Area Debuts : Weather Master's Hideout.

Strangely, when Jeremy was reading the newspaper, on the cover there was a picture of a building. But when he reads it again, it disappears.

This is the first time a villian teams up with a heroe in this show.

This was a crossover with The Misadventures Of Patrick.

Season 3:

41. Hurricanado

42. The Disgrace Of A Braceface

43. 10 Things I Love About You

44. MermaidMan & BarnacleBoy Land

45. So This Is It (THE SERIES FINALE!!!!!!!!!!)

In this episode, SpongeBob, Alexander, Nikk and Brandi throw a giant party for the Coralwood Cafe's 1st anniversary party, where we see flashbacks of their greatest moments. In the end, Nikk reveals to SpongeBob that she loves him.

MermaidMan : The Brave and the bold season 1!

18. Opposites Attack! ( Part 1) : Opening : In the opening, MermaidMan teams up with Barnacle Boy to stop Manray from stealing a strange machine from a top- secret factory! Manray blasts them with a laser and a helicopter comes down and picks it up and they escape. Plot : In this crossover with The Ops, Manray arrives at the chum bucket with all the other villians ( Including the mysterious villian water- guy). Plankton says he is working on trying to fix this machine and starts fixing things. Plankton and Karen warn them this is a bad idea, but they ignore them. The machine sparks and it starts opening, and it sucks them all in, except Plankton and Karen!.

19. Opposites Attack! ( Part 2) : They arrive in the opposite world. Everything is different. Heroes are villians and villians are heroes! Water- Guy says," You guys have ruined the balance of the world!" He blasts them and escapes. Meanwhile, the villians meet their opposites which are heroes!

The Dirty Bubble's Opposite is The Clean Bubble.

Manray's Opposite is ManToy, who is a man that is a toy.

The Moth's opposite is The Butterfly.

The Jumbo Shrimp's opposite is The Small Shrimp and he is kind of a coward.

The Kelp Thing's Opposite is The Coral Thing.

The Atomic Flounder's opposite is The Aquamic Flounder.

Weather Master's Opposite is Weather Caster who works on the News In The Opposite world and is secretly a heroe.

Magnet- Man's opposite is Repel- Man and whenever he trys to attract something, they blast apart from eachother.

Sports King's Opposite is Game King, who plays games and is kind of a nerd.

Water- Guy's Opposite is Fire- Guy who uses fire for good. Which is actually strange because, water- guy doesn't seem to be villian or heroe because he tried to destroy a heroe and villian.

But, some mysterious strangers kidnap them all in a cage!

Meanwhile, the heroes, see a strange portal and enter it!

20. Opposites Attack! ( Part 3) : The Heroes get pulled into the opposite world. They walk through the town and Blue Arrow says," I heard something!" He shoots his arrow and nothing happens. But they walk closer and find a castle! They try to be careful and fall through the door which is a trap- door! They fall into a base- ment and meet their opposites which are villians! :

MermaidMan's Opposite is ManrayMan. He is kind of similar to Manray, but he is still part mermaidman.

Barnacle Boy's opposite is Kelpacle Boy.

The Quickster's opposite is The Slowster. Even though he can be useless, he is still powerful.

Captain Magma's Opposite is Captain Ash.

Blue Arrow's opposite is Red Arrow.

Miss Appear's opposite is Disappear. She is mainly invisible the whole time.

Mrs. Magic's opposite is Mrs. Whitch, who is a whitch that uses evil magic.

The Elastic Wasteband's Opposite is The Rubber Band who stretches and can hurt someone.

Sea Master's Opposite is Land Master who can breathe underwater and cause earthquakes.

Animal King's Opposite is Cave King and is kind of like a caveman. He can still summon animals, but uses them for evil.

The Villians are captured in cages and a fight breaks out! MermaidMan uses his water- sword on cages, but nothing happens. He smashes a button and lets some villians ( Which are heroes) go. In the middle of the fight, ManrayMan asks the villians from the real world to join their side! They agree and a huger fight breaks out. The Opposites of the villians fight and at one point, ManrayMan sets off a bomb that will destroy the opposite world! The fight gets even worse and the heroes knock everyone out! ManrayMan says," You are doomed!" Blue Arrow shoots an arrow at him and knocks him out. Mrs. Magic makes a giant anvil appear and it crushes him. But, they don't know how to stop the bomb. Game King says," I will use my nerd skills to try and stop it." But it can't be stopped. Mrs. Magic uses teleport and it vanishes! She says she sent it to a Haunted Planet and of course, it won't hurt anything because it can't kill monsters. So, everything goes back to normal and The Heroes and Villians go back.

The series premeire of... UNDERWATER SURVIVAL!

1. The Survival Begins

Mr. Krabs is now the host of the brand new reality TV show, Underwater Survival. Mr. Krabs explains that 20 people will be competing in a reality show to win a million dollars. Here are the competitors, and their teams!

TEAM ENDURANCE:

SpongeBob

Patrick

The Man

Nikk

Sandy

Parla

Carson

Leah

Sparkles

Rocko

TEAM SURVIVAL

Squidward

Alexander

Brandi

Elaine

Sharie

Fredward Bullen

Blaster

Jimmy

Ella

Brenda

(Read the news and announcements to find out their personalities.) On Team Endurance, Sandy quickly becomes jealous of SpongeBob and Nikk together, while Sparkles keeps constantly annoying The Man. On Team Survival, Elaine is sad to be away from Patrick, and is reluctant to get to know Jimmy, who is trying to flirt with her. Alexander and Sharie realize that they have a lot in common, but Brandi does NOT want to lose Alexander on live TV. Fredward quickly falls in love with Ella and uses cheesy pick-up lines from the Twilight book series, which gets the other teammates suspicious.

That's the first episode! Tell me what you thought!

1. The Survival Begins

2. Skyliners

Mr. Krabs announces that for the contestants' first official challenge, they will be doing mini-challenges that have to do with being in the sky. Five players from each team will be racing planes, while the rest have to skydive at 50,000 feet. The skydivers for Team Endurance are Sparkles, Sandy, Parla, Patrick and Nikk, while the skydivers for Team Survival are Squidward, Brenda, Jimmy, Elaine, and Fredward Bullen. During the skydiving challenge, Patrick and Elaine get criticized for liking each other even though they are on different teams. And Team Endurance has 4 people in total who skydive while Team Survival only has 3. So Patrick, who jumped twice, wins for Team Endurance. During the plane race challenge, with SpongeBob, The Man, Leah, Rocko, and Carson on Team Endurance, while on Team Survival, the racers are Alexander, Brandi, Sharie, Blaster, and Ella. Blaster, who used to be in the army, finds this challenge to be too easy and flies his plane with no problem- until Leah and Rocko are rocking out on their planes and don't notice Blaster coming- and all three of their planes go down. Later, it's head to head- SpongeBob vs. Sharie racing toward the finish line, until Sharie realizes that going too fast on an airplane will waste a lot of energy, and since she's eco-friendly, she stops and lets SpongeBob win. So Team Endurance wins the challenges, and so Team Survival has to vote someone off. In the end, Sharie is eliminated because she could have won the challenge but gave it up to save the environment.

TEAM ENDURANCE:

SpongeBob

Sparkles

Sandy

Patrick

Parla

Nikk

The Man

Leah

Rocko

Carson

TEAM SURVIVAL

Squidward

Alexander

Brandi

Elaine

Ella

Jimmy

Brenda

Blaster

Fredward Bullen

ELIMINATED:

Sharie

UNDERWATER SURVIVAL!

1. The Survival Begins

2. Skyliners

3. EXTREME Musical Chairs

Mr. Krabs announces that today's challenge is... Musical Chairs? But with a twist! Some chairs that you sit on can break, spray stuff at you, and when you get out, Sam, the co-host, shoots you with a water gun! On Team Endurance, The Man insists to be the team captain, and that's where trouble heats up within the group. On Team Survival, Fredward Bullen is falling in love with all the female contestants, which makes Alexander jealous when Fredward calls Brandi, "The one for me." During the Musical Chairs challenge, Jimmy is too concerned about how his hair looks, and gets out. Then, Sandy gets Nikk out, trying to show SpongeBob that she is the better player. After a long game, the final two left are Sparkles and Squidward. Sparkles then tricks Squidward by telling Parla to play his favorite song on the clarinet to distract him. And Sparkles wins for Team Endurance! Team Survival votes out Jimmy, for being the first one out of the game.

4. Danger Ahead

Mr. Krabs reads in a magazine about a special ruby located on a deserted island, but is reluctant to get it himself because of all of the danger that he has heard about it. So he turns this into a challenge. Team Endurance and Team Survival must race to the deserted island and try to find the hidden ruby. The team that finds the ruby wins, and can't be voted off. Each team gets their boat, and races to the island. But Team Endurance wins when they find out that Carson actually knows how to drive a boat. It looks like the worst for Team Survival, as they only have 8 and Team Endurance has 10. But Team Survival finally gets back up when they see the ruby on top of the mountain and send Ella to go get it. Unfortunately, Team Endurance has sent Nikk to get the ruby as well, and when Nikk and Ella arrive at the ruby, they start a catfight to see who gets it. But Team Survival finally wins when Ella acidentally hits Nikk in the face and breaks her nose. So Team Survival wins! Team Endurance has to vote someone off, and they voted Nikk off, since her nose was broken, and she wasn't that useful anymore.

TEAM ENDURANCE:

SpongeBob

Parla

Patrick

The Man

Sandy

Leah

Rocko

Carson

Sparkles

TEAM SURVIVAL:

Squidward

Alexander

Brandi

Blaster

Fredward

Ella

Brenda

Elaine

ELIMINATED:

Sharie

Jimmy

Nikk

I'm back! With a pilot for my new spin-off, Krabs' Kitchen! This spin-off will be great, I can assure you!

Krabs' Kitchen ~ Season One

KK S1 Day 1 (1)- In this pilot episode, Mr. Krabs gets an idea. He will train 16 chefs, and have them compete to be the head chef at Mr. Krabs' new gourmet restaurant, The Un-Krusty Krab. He becomes Chef Krabs. In this episode, we meet the 16 chefs that will be participating in the competition.

1. Yvonne (The Misadventures of Patrick Star)
2. Hades (The Guitar Lord)
3. Jeremy (The Misadventures of Patrick Star)
4. Zeus (The Guitar Lord)
5. Pierce (Patrick's Paradise/Pierce in the City)
6. Sandy (Gone Nutty)
7. Fred (Fred's Road Trip)
8. Nikk (Adventures in Coralwood)
9. Jaylon (Conch City)
10. Angela (Conch City)
11. MermaidMan (MermaidMan: The Brave and the Bold)
12. Aphrodite (The Guitar Lord)
13. Tanner
14. Becca
15. Elizabeth
16. Lindsay

The 16 contestants walk into Krabs' Kitchen. There in front of them... is Chef Krabs. On his right side is SpongeBob SqaurePants, and on the left side is Squidward Tentacles. SpongeBob looks excited, and Squidward looks, not so excited.... "Welcome to Krabs' Kitchen!" SpongeBob says. And then Chef Krabs mouths 'Don't be so cheerful' to SpongeBob, and SpongeBob then becomes solemn. Chef Krabs gets ready to tell them everything.

"Today you will begin your descent into Hell," he said. "But we couldn't call the show Hell's Kitchen due to some copyright issues..." The contestants looked nervous. "Today you will have an easy challenge: unpack. But first, I have to split you up into two teams, which should not be very difficult. There are 16 of you, therefore there are 8 people on each team. You see your names on the screen behind me. Female names are bold, and male names are italicized. Ladies, you are the Orange Team. Gentlemen, you are the Green Team. So now, get unpacking!" he yelled, and the 16 contestants ran off to their dormitories and unloaded their things.

(HADES) "I don't know. Chef Krabs seemed like an okay guy. Just kind of angry. But I will win this competition."

(MERMAIDMAN) "EVIL! Wait, what? Oh, Chef Krabs. He seems a little young, but he could do a good job."

(JEREMY) "Why do I care about Chef Krabs? All I care about is winning this competition so I can become head chef at that restaurant. I'll do anything to win this."

(ANGELA) "I don't know... he was kind of creepy, but he seems okay. The person I'm worried about is Squidward."

(SANDY) "Come on, he's Mr. Krabs. It's not like I'm scared of him! Well, not really..."

When they are done packing, Squidward uses a bullhorn to yell, "Get down here! NOW!" and he says, "This job will be so much better than my job at the Krusty Krab," under his breath. All 16 contestants march down the stairs, and stand with their teams. Chef Krabs walks in, and asks if they are ready for the dinner service. They nod. Chef Krabs says "SpongeBob, open Krabs' Kitchen!" and the teams go into their separate kitchens, and the orders start flooding in. Tanner is doing a great job, cooking his appetizers quickly, but then he slips and MermaidMan falls on him. Mr. Krabs walks in and says, "Get off of him, you pig!" to which MermaidMan gets slightly upset and intimidated, but then gets off.

(MERMAIDMAN) "He had no right to talk to me that way. Young whippersnapper..."

After Tanner and MermaidMan's incident in the Green Kitchen, Chef Krabs goes to see how the women are doing in the Orange Kitchen. They are already pushing out appetizers, but Nikk is having trouble preparing her entrée. Aphrodite tries to help her out.

(NIKK) "Oh my, god! That girl needed to back off before I slapped her across the face! I was fine, and I didn't need some fresh-out-of-high-school chick telling me what I needed to do!"

The dinner service continues, and the Orange Team finally gets out its entrées. Then, a customer complains that there is a worm in her food. Chef Krabs goes to Fred, who had cooked the pasta. "Ridiculous!!" he yells.

"You're ridiculous..." Fred said.

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that!" Chef Krabs yelled. "Get to work! I don't want to see another (bleep)ing worm in a customer's food!"

(FRED) "Chef Krabs caught me at a bad time. I'm lucky I didn't disrespect him again. He probably would have kicked me out. It would suck to be the first one to leave. Embarrassing...."

The dinner service continues to get worse and worse as it continues. Then, when MermaidMan serves a pregnant women raw pork, he closes down Krabs' Kitchen without finishing the service. Then, they are all standing in line. "Okay, obviously, the worst team was the Green Team. The best of the worst was Pierce. So, Pierce, I want you to come up with two names for elimination. I expect you down here at 9:00 tonight. You have too hours."

(PIERCE) "Whoooooo! Best of the worst, baby!"

Pierce manages to come up with three names with no issue: Tanner, MermaidMan, and Fred.

(PIERCE) "Tanner slipped. MermaidMan fell on him and served a pregnant lady. And Fred served someone a pasta with a worm in it! When I think about it, what Tanner did wasn't so bad... it was an accident."

Then, after two hours of thinking, the Green Team and the Orange Team come down. "Okay Pierce. After that pitiful dinner service, have you come up with two names for elimination?"

"Yes, chef," Pierce said.

"First nominee and why?"

"My first nominee is Fred, because he served a patron a pasta that had a worm in it, and that whole disrespect thing also comes into play."

"Second nominee and why?"

"My second nominee is MermaidMan, because he fell on top of Tanner in the kitchen, and because he served a pregnant woman raw pork."

"Fred, MermaidMan, come up here," Chef Krabs said. Then, MermaidMan begins to snore. "MERMAIDMAN!" Chef Krabs screams, and MermaidMan wakes up and walks down to stand in front of Chef Krabs, right beside Fred.

"Fred, why do you think you should stay in Krabs' Kitchen?" Mr. Krabs asked.

"I am a hard worker, first of all, and I'm not over 100 years old," Fred said, with obvious annoyance in his voice.

"Why do you think you should stay in Krabs' Kitchen, MermaidMan?" Chef Krabs asked.

"Because I know how to cook," MermaidMan said.

"Okay, I've made my decision," said Chef Krabs. "Fred, take off your jacket, and leave Krabs' Kitchen."

Fred walks out.

(FRED) "Like I said, it was embarrassing. But hey, you can't win 'em all, right? Disrespecting Chef Krabs was a big mistake, and I feel bad for the next person who does."

Next week on Krabs' Kitchen: After barely surviving a horrible dinner service, the 15 remaining chefs have their first challenge, and they are also crossing their fingers that they can complete this dinner service. Tune in next time on Krabs' Kitchen!

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MermaidMan : The Brave and the bold season 2!

21. Good- Bye Barnacle Boy : Opening : In the opening, MermaidMan and Barnacle Boy team up to stop Weather Master from taking a weater controlling device! MermaidMan says," Ok, no offense Weather Master but is this all you do?" He punches him and Barnacle Boy grabs the machine and runs to the place weather master stole it from. He plans on using a lightning blast, but MermaidMan uses his water- shield and it blasts at weather master. Plot : In the plot, Barnacle Boy says he has to leave! But it is revealed his family wants to spend time with him on a vacation. MermaidMan says," It is fine, i understand." Meanwhile, MermaidMan is sad, but notices Iron Giant wrecking things in night city! He crushes boats and MermaidMan uses water blast on him. However, a giant lightning blast shocks him and knocks him over. MermaidMan then sees a heroe known as," Lightning." MermaidMan asks if he can help him and he agrees. Lightning uses his Lightning Blast and shocks him again. MermaidMan uses his water- sword and attacks. Iron Giant falls over rolls into a valley. Officer Bob thanks them for there help. MermaidMan hopes him and Lightning can work again.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

I know this was short, but i needed to put the new characters in.

Barnacle Boy leaves to go on a vacation.

Lightning and Iron Giant were added to the opening title.

Area Debuts : Night Valley.

Character Debuts : Lightning, Iron Giant, and Barnacle Boy's family ( Not seen).

Bio : Lightning is a heroe who uses lightning as a power.

Bio : Iron Giant is a giant villian who is made of iron.

Bio : Barnacle Boy's family weren't actually seen, but they were mentioned.