For my dedicated, loyal fans who want more action, here is a new installment of "Total Cartoon Island" for your viewing pleasure! Episode 16: "Ghostbusting!" Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the two teams of the Screaming Cats and the Killer Beavers were officially dissolved, leaving every camper to fend for themselves. In the previous challenge, the fashion world was explored. From outer space, to wooden clothes, to cowboy clothes, to the athletic, the campers would try anything. But what nobody expected is what Rocko would try, and his theme was natural, and we DO mean natural! Rocko's look caught on with all of his male peers except for Otto, leaving Rocko to win the first solo immunity of the game. At the bonfire, Ren Hoek was eliminated a second time for being unable to come up with a fashion line. What twists await our campers next? Who's going to end up going home today? And why do I ask rhetorical questions to the TV audience? The answers to these questions and more, are coming up on Total Cartoon Island!"
The boys are sitting outside of their cabin, doing their best to get more tan during their stay on the island. Norbert says: "This life is the best! We might go through some puzzling challenges, but I think I speak for everyone when I say, life can't be any sweeter than just being able to hang around from time to time. Especially when it's just us guys." Spongebob says: "I know what you mean, Norbert. We are so lucky to not be burdened with having to wear clothes. I enjoy this luxury a lot. But still, sometimes I think it would be nice to share time with Sandy Cheeks." Stimpy says: "Well, my eyes are for Lil. We've already gone to 1st base already, and I think it's getting to the point where we will soon go to 2nd base." Otto walks outside and says: "Well, it's so nice YOU 3 have girls you can look forward to dating! Meanwhile, I've been busting my butt trying to get Angelica to notice me, and she won't even give me the time of day!" Norbert says: "Well, if she won't give you a chance to talk, maybe you should find something to impress her. Something you can do which will prove to her that you honestly love her without any doubt in your mind or her's. If you do that, chances are, she's bound to fall in love with you. That's what I did with Treeflower." Otto Rocket says: "That's not a bad idea. I should DO something like that! The only question is, what am I going to do that will get her to notice me?" Sniz's voice comes through the loud-speakers and says: "Attention campers! Your presence is needed at the campfire in 30 minutes!" / The campers are all gathered around the bonfire, to see what Sniz and Fondue have in store for them. Sniz says: "First of all, I just wanted to be sure I gave my thanks to Rocko. Thanks to the Austrailian Wallaby mate, I feel I can finally host this show in the buff without any shame whatsoever." Angelica says: "Oh please! Like you even HAD shame before!" Spongebob says: "And why would anybody need to feel shame in the first place? I've never felt shame about being naked before, and I certainly don't feel shame now!"
Sniz says: "Anyways, your next challenge, will take place in the forest. What you're about to do might be a little scary, but it can also be REALLY exciting!" Sandy says: "Well I certainly like excitement! What do we have to do?" Sniz says: "I'm glad you asked. Thanks to the power of Jorgen Von Strangle, he has allowed me and Fondue to release Ember and the Box Ghost from their ghostly prisons on "Danny Phantom" onto this island. Those 2 spirits are roaming on this island. Thankfully, they're wearing un-removable shock collars on their necks and can't fly off the island. But they can STILL scare campers! So what you campers are going to do, is you're going to hunt those spirits! Cosmo and Wanda have wished up 11 special ghost capture units, capable of firing anti-ectoplasma at the ecto-plasmic ghosts, which will temporarily paralyze them. When they're paralyzed, you can then vacuum the ghosts into the ghost capture units, where they will remain until you can store them in the anti-ectoplasmic containers, which we're keeping safely here. There is 1 catch. In addition to the Box Ghost and Ember, there are also 5 Fairy Godparents posing as Box Ghost imposters, and 4 Fairy Godparents posing as Ember imposters. Only the campers who capture the real Box Ghost and the real Ember, will win immunity. So needless to say, the ghost capture units only hold 1 ghost at a time, so choose your target wisely. So as soon as everyone gets suited up, we will all be ready to go!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "As far as ghosts go, I'm not afraid of them. Even though I've only had 1 encounter with a ghost, he was very lazy, sarcastic, and spoke in a deadpan, monologue voice. He was also small, and not too inventive when it came to trying to scare me. So I think if he couldn't scare me, how can any other ghost hope to scare me?" / Rocko says: "Ghosts, or spirits aren't neccesarily scary. Once, I became friends with the spirit of my Appendix who was once in my stomach. Sure, he wanted to do some dangerous things I wasn't too thrilled about, but Pinky was a nice guy/Appendix thing. I'm just sorry I had to lose that friend before I really knew that I had him." /
Norbert says: "I'm not afraid of ghosts! Daggett and I actually have some friends who ARE ghosts that hang out with us! And confidentially, they're kind of tired of being stereotyped as only being restless spirits who like to haunt people." / Angelica says: "The only ghosts I'm afraid of are the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future!" / Sandy says: "Spongebob and Patrick once pretended to be ghosts. I bought it until Mr. Krabs called me to tell me 2 pranksters were playing a trick on me. He called me and a bunch of other people to the Krusty Krab to catch his ghost unveiling. I was shocked and strangely enough, also pleasantly surprised to see Spongebob and Patrick naked. It was the first time I learned Spongebob actually IS a man. And if Spongebob is smart enough to pull off a stunt like that for so long on so many creatures, who know's what else Spongebob is good for? He might even be good enough to be my husband someday. It's a long shot, but I've taken chances on creatures far odder than Spongebob, and I don't think I'll meet anybody else like Spongebob, so I hope when the time comes, Spongebob will give me everything he has to offer me and more!" (End confessional) Sniz says: "Campers, you're all strapped up and ready to go! The challenge will last as long as it takes for everyone to capture a ghost or facsimile there-of and bring it back to camp to see what they caught. On your marks, get set--(blows Air-horn)--GO!!!!" And the campers race off in different directions, hoping they can catch 1 of the 2 real ghosts hiding within the forest on the island. (Confessional) Stimpy says: "When I have to look for something and I'm not exactly sure where to find, Ren always told me to follow my nose. And my blue nose KNOWS the difference between my toes and a rose, and where the rose grows!" (End Confessional) Stimpy begins to sniff about the forest. He looks high, he looks low. He looks here, he looks there. Stimpy thinks he might have to look everywhere, until he spots a big ghost guarding a big box. The spirit says: "I'm the Box Ghost, protecter of my sacred box home, or a ghostly box! You mess with my box, you mess with me! And you don't want to mess with me!"
Stimpy says to himself: "I don't intend to mess with your box, and I don't intend to make a mess out of taking care of you. So instead, I'm just going to say--(says out loud)--eat anti-ectoplasma, you ecto-plasmic fool!" And as the Box Ghost is shot by the electric ray, he says: "What's going on?! I can't move!" Stimpy says: "You're stuck, and this is my chance to make my catch!" And Stimpy turns on the vacuum suction, and the Box Ghost puts up no match against the inhaling wind, and neatly gets stored inside Stimpy's ghost capture unit! Stimpy says: "I did it! I'm cool! I caught the Box Ghost! Or at least, I certainly hope so!" The standard dance music song montage is played, with Ray Parker Jr.'s hit song of "Ghostbusters," showing Spongebob, Reggie, Patty, Rocko, and Norbert capturing 5 'other' Box Ghosts; while Sandy, Angelica, Lil, and Suzy catch what they think is Ember, but more likely, one of the 4 'other' Ember's. (Confessional) Otto says: "The way I see it, there's nothing more impressive than capturing a ghost. So my goal is to look for the real Ember and show Angelica my mad moves while I capture the real Ember. Once she sees how I move and how excellent I am in the moving department, I think my love life with her will be guaranteed once I pull this off!" (End Confessional) Otto goes up to Angelica and says: "Princess Fame, I've got something to show you that will truly amaze you!" Angelica says: "I highly doubt that! Besides, I've already caught the real ghost, so I won't have to worry about you much longer." Otto says: "Did your ghost put up a fight?" Angelica says: "Hardly, but what difference does it make whether my ghost put up a fight or not?" Otto says: "I think it will make ALL the difference because the Box Ghost may be an awful fighter, but Ember certainly isn't! Twister has BEEN to Casper, Wyoming, and he's seen Danny Phantom fight, and against Ember I might add. And Twister has never been wrong about anything important before!" Angelica says: "In that case, I'll play this game with you. Let's make it interesting. If it turns out that YOU caught the real Ember, I'll go on a date with you tonight.
But since I HAVE the real Ember, you'll stop asking me out and never speak to me again!" Otto says: "I'll definitely be thinking of that when you're eating caviar with me tonight. And be sure to wear your most royal looking pink outfit. It will look great with the princely outfit I'M planning to wear!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "Otto is completely bluffing! He SO can't get the real Ember, especially not when I already have her! If there's one thing I never lose, it's a bet. And I've NEVER lost a bet before, and I don't intend to start now!" (End Confessional) Angelica is following Otto as he looks for Ember. It isn't too hard to find her since she's busy singing. Ember sings: "Oh Ember, you will remember. Ember, my favorite name. Ember, will never surrender. You will remember my name!" Otto jumps out and says: "Avril Lavigne wanna-be, can't you ever think up of any new songs to sing about?!" Ember says: "Who are you to judge me, you skating creep?!" Otto says: "You've got a lot of spunk like Angelica does. Maybe I should let you haunt her so that you 2 will become friends!" Angelica yells: "OTTO! You wouldn't DARE!" Otto says: "Try me, Princess. Quite frankly, I'm tired of you ignoring me, so I'm going to force your hand. When you go on the date with ME tonight, you will do so lovingly and express your gratitude for me unconditionally." Angelica shouts: "In your dreams, you freaky little punk!" Otto says: "You can have it your way if you want. But I'd certainly hate to have MY mind controlled by an evil siren who will make your life even more of a living heck then it already is! If you think life with Suzie is hard, Ember will be absolutely insufferable!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "That little sneak! He used reverse psychology on me! That was clever! Underhanded, but clever! As much as I don't want to do ANYTHING with Otto, I certainly don't relish the thought of having some spectral singer haunt me! So, my choice is clear to me at this point." (End confessional) Angelica says: "Fine! Capture her! Just do it so I don't become a mere husk of my former self!" Otto says: "I knew you'd see it my way!" And Ember fires ghostly musical notes at Otto!
But Otto's skills with a skateboard and his ability to loop, swirl, twirl, pivot, dive, weave, turn, and spin away from Ember's notes makes him a practically impossible target to hit. Otto says: "I take it you're a fighter, not a lover." Ember says: "I love singing, with a fire of desire YOU can't possibly comprehend!" Otto says: "I bet you're not that great of a singer!" Ember says: "Shows how much you know! I've sold out 70 different stadiums in under 30 nights over 49 states! If only California hadn't seen through my charade, but I'll show them someday!" Otto says: "Well, if you're such a good singer, then sing about the color of purple!" Ember says: "I'm going to blow your mind!" And Ember sings: "The color of my love is purple, and like the sky I shall be forever--forever--NOTHING RHYMES with Purple!!!!" And Otto zaps Ember with the anti-ectoplasma, and sucks the ecto-plasmic foe into the ghost capture unit. Otto says: "Ember, she made it all too easy for me." / Back at the campfire, all the captures have brought their Ghost Capture Units to Sniz and Fondue to see which 2 campers captured a real ghost. Sniz says: "The ghostly objects are being downloaded into the Ghost Capture cans now. The light on the cans is currently blue, which means it's unoccupied. If the light turns red, it means that a Fairy Godparent and not a real ghost was captured. But if the light turns green, it means that a real ghost has been captured! So lets see who caught real apparitions! Stimpy, since you got back 1st, we'll start with you." And Stimpy is sweating, nervous to find out the outcome of his catch. (DING!) Sniz says: "The light turned green! You got the real Box Ghost!" Stimpy says: "Happy, happy, joy, joy! I've got a place at the campfire tonight!" Sniz says: "Now it's time for everyone else!" One by one, Spongebob, Reggie, Patty, Rocko, Sandy, Norbert, Lil, and Suzie are disappointed as their catches go into the can, and the light turns red, meaning that they didn't capture a real ghost. Angelica says: "Before you discover what I ALREADY know, I'd just like to thank all of the little people I had to step on to capture the real Ember and win immunity like I always do." (BZZT!) Sniz says: "The light turned red!
Your ghost was a fake!" Angelica yells: "WHAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I KNOW I caught the REAL EMBER! THAT CAN IS BROKEN!" Sniz says: "If you don't like your capture, go on the Internet and complain! Now it's time for Otto and the verdict of his catch. Survery says, (DING!) the light is green! Otto, you caught the real Ember! That means tonight's immunity winners are Stimpy and Otto! And everyone else has to take a chance and vote someone off!" Angelica screams: "NO!!!! I lost the bet! I've NEVER lost a bet!" Otto says: "There's a 1st time for everything, Princess. And since you lost the bet, you know what you have to do now!" Angelica threatens: "I hope you die a long, slow, and VERY PAINFUL DEATH, OTTO!!!!" / At the bonfire, all the campers are gathered around waiting for their marshmallows. Sniz says: "Once again, the time has come to determine which campers get to stay, and which camper has to leave." Otto says: "Angelica, I hope you're not planning on leaving. I made sure that you won't leave tonight." Sniz says: "1st of all, automatic marshmallows to the immunity winners. Stimpy, and Otto. Now there are 9 campers and 8 marshmallows left, so good luck! Sandy, Rocko, Norbert, Spongebob, Lil, Patty, Reggie. Campers, this IS the last marshmallow of the evening. (Suzie is smiling, Angelica is just looking grouchy at everyone.) Angelica." Suzie says: "WHAT?! Why are you voting me off?!" Otto says: "It's called a matter of priority. I didn't want Angelica to lose, and I didn't want her to get out of her commitment to me. I convinced everybody to vote you off instead. You're the most likely camper to be a threat to me and Angelica later, so I decided to get you out now while we still had a good chance of doing so." Suzie says: "Excuses, that's all you've got! But if that's the way you want it, I'll pack! (Runs into the cabin and grabs all of her bags) When I run into Tommy, Phil, Kimmi, and Dil, we are going to get super-organized and make sure that Angelica is super sorry when she gets home!" Angelica says: "I should be worried! At least YOU don't have a date with Otto Rocket! Nothing YOU can think of could POSSIBLY be worse than THAT!"
Suzie says: "You'd be surprised. But you're asking for it. Your attitude is going to get you into a lot of trouble someday! And when you DO get into trouble, I'm going to laugh so hard, I'm going to need a 2nd set of lungs for all the air I'll use! And Otto, you're nuts if you think Angelica will ever truly fall in love with you. Being in love with her is more dangerous than ANY other stunt you've probably pulled!" Otto says: "It's a calculated risk. But what is extreme sports without an element of danger? Besides, I've played against greater odds and beaten them, so I'm not too worried." Suzie says: "Whatever. I hope the rest of you enjoy yourself while you can. It's later than you think and the challenges are only going to get harder after this! And I won't be here to help you out when you get into trouble! And you WILL get into trouble, I can almost guarantee THAT much!" And Suzie boards the Boat of Losers with her bags and sails away from the island. Angelica says: "Well, at least I got rid of my worst enemy on this island." Otto says: "And now we can celebrate with that special dinner of ours." Angelica says: "Heaven get me through this or kill me now!" And Angelica stands still and waits for judgment, but nothing happens. Angelica says: "Crud! I was really hoping to be killed now!" / Angelica and Otto are all dressed up fancy for their dinner date with food provided by Sniz. Otto says: "Would you like some more crepe suzette?" Angelica mutters: "I'd like to kick your butt!" Otto sing-speaks: "I didn't hear what you said!" Angelica grits: "I'd LIKE some more crepe suzette!" Otto says: "And?" Angelica struggles: "Now, please?!" Otto says: "Now is this so hard to do?" Angelica says under her breath: "Just you wait! When I get through with this date, I'm going to make you SO sorry you ever meant me! One way or another, I am going to make you sorry!" / Episode Notes: Stimpy and Otto Rocket both win solo immunity in this episode. Suzie Carmichael is elliminated. Angelica goes on her first date with Otto Rocket. Episode Quotes: Located above! That's my episode idea for today! Enough said! The End!