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Script for my SpongeBob episode idea called "The Tooth Squid".
Sceneshot of Krusty Krab
SpongeBob: La La La La La!
Squidward: SpongeBob, I need 3 krabby patties.
SpongeBob: Oh, what a coincidence! I just ate some Krabby Patties! But my tooth was quite irritating, so I only ate two...
Squidward: Oh yes, that is a coincidence. (sarcastic) Anyway, 3! Krabby! Patties! Now!
SpongeBob: Yes-sir-oonie! (makes patties) Here you go, Sqveedvardino!
Squidward: "Sqveedvardeeno?" That Sponge is nothing but a boneless dummy! Hehehe! Boneless! Hehehe! Dummy! Hehehe!
SpongeBob: Oh, and Squidward, can I have some floss? My tooth hurts.
Squidward: (sigh) That's the fourth time you've said that today!
SpongeBob: Fourth's a charm! Dhahihahihahihahiha!
Squidward: If your tooth is preventing you from SHUTTING UP, then let me take a look at it!
SpongeBob: Okey-dokey!
Squidward looks at it- touches it- the tooth falls out!
SpongeBob: Oh look! My tooth fell out!
Squidward: SpongeBob! Are you alright?
SpongeBob: Yeah! It's not even bleeding! Oh, and tonight, I'll get a visit from the tooth fairy!
Squidward: THE TOOTH FAIRY!??!?! Haha- that's hilarious, SpongeBob!
Mr. Krabs: What's going on back here!
SpongeBob: I lost my tooth and Squidward doesn't believe in the tooth fairy!
Mr. Krabs: Ummm, Mr. Squidward? Can I see you in my office?
(in office)
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, I'm counting on you to give SpongeBob something...
Squidward: A GIFT!!!?!?!?!?! But the only thing he's given me is the nickname "Sqveedvardino!"
Mr. Krabs: (giggles) You have to admit, that is very cliche.
Squidward: So you want me to be like a tooth fairy for him?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah. Now tonight, sneak into his house and (whisper whisper whisper).....
That Night, at SpongeBob's house...
SpongeBob: Goodnight, Gary!
Gary: Mow.
SpongeBob sleeps.
Squidward: Now how am I gonna do this... ummmm....
Gary: Mow?
Squidward: Uh-oh! That "Mow" sound is probably a security system! Ack!
Squidward sneaks in and tries to put 10 dollars under SpongeBob's pillow.
SpongeBob: (wakes up) Squidward? Is that you?
Squidward: Ummmm, no! I'm not Squidward! I'm the Tooth Squid!
SpongeBob: (giggles) That's even more cliche than the nickname I gave to my friend Squidward!
Squidward: (sigh) Alright, you caught me. I'm sorry, but I wanted you to keep believing in tooth fairies even though they don't exist.
SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward! I know Tooth Fairies don't exist! I was saying that because I thought that YOU thought that!
Tooth Fairy flies in through window.
Tooth Fairy: Ahem! Existing lifeform, here!
Squidward and SpongeBob: SAY WHAT?
Tooth Fairy: I'll take that tooth, please.
Squidward: Well, I impersonated you and now I have the tooth!
Tooth Fairy: You impersonated me?
Squidward: Well, kinda, since I was, (sigh) the "Tooth Squid."
Tooth Fairy: HAHA!!!!!!!
Squidward: What!
Tooth Fairy: Oh, sorry, I was just going along with the recurring joke.
Squidward: You see, I thought Tooth Fairies didn't exist, so I tried to... ummm....
SpongeBob: Yeah! Squidward isn't the one to blame!
Tooth Fairy: Oh, well I see that you've done a very great thing for your friend.
SpongeBob and Squidward smile.
Tooth Fairy: BUT STEALING ONE OF MY CUSTOMERS? You're going to pay..... by giving me that tooth.
Squidward: Ok. (gives tooth)
SpongeBob: Thanks, Squidward, for everything.
Squidward: You're welcome. Oh, and I have a nickname for you: SpoongeVov!
SpongeBob: No offense Squidward, but your nickname is still more cliche.
Squidward: Darn!
END OF EPISODE
Spongebob Squarepants
"It's a Mess!"
(Spongebob leaving Krusty Krab, Patrick waiting outside)
SPONGEBOB: All done, Patrick.
PATRICK: Come on, Spongebob! Let's go to my house, I wanna show you something cool.
(Shows Patrick's rock in another scene)
PATRICK: We're here!
SPONGEBOB: Patrick, I don't see it. All I see is junk.
PATRICK: Awww...man. I forgot to clean my home.
SPONGEBOB: Weren't you supposed to do that yesterday?
PATRICK: I was tired. I must have slept on all of the junk.
(Shows flashback of Patrick sleeping on the trash)
SPONGEBOB: Let's get to cleaning.
(Music is heard, and Spongebob and Patrick start cleaning)
(Spongebob finds a dirty sock, Spongebob puts hand over nose)
(Patrick finds food from days ago, and starts eating it)
(Spongebob finds leftover sauce, and gets stuck into his eyes, and it starts burning)
(Patrick starts making stuff with LEGO)
(Spongebob and Patrick finish the job)
SPONGEBOB: All done, Patrick. So where's the name, you got?
PATRICK: Oh, yea. I forgot it at the store.
THE END.
Spongebob Squarepants
"The Death of Mr. Krabs"
(Spongebob making a Krabby Patty, while singing)
SQUIDWARD: Are you done with that Krabby Patty, Spongebob?
SPONGEBOB: Here you go. (Spongebob smiles at Squidward, Squidward frowns)
(Squidward takes Krabby Patty)
SQUIDWARD: And your price is $1.50
(Squidward and Spongebob hear someone yell very loud!)
MR. KRABS: What?!??!!?
(Squidward and Spongebob head to Mr. Krab's office)
SQUIDWARD: Uhh... Mr. Krabs. Time for you to get up.
SPONGEBOB: Squidward can't you see, what just happened? MR. KRABS is GONE!
TO BE CONTINUED!
THE RETURN OF DOODLEBOB
NARRATER:ah the sea artist so nice and calm.
[the man screams and throws the pencil]
[scene at squidwards house]
pencil hits squiwarrd
SQUIDWARD:OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the.. a pencil cool i can draw with it
[shows squidward gets ready to draw]
SQUIDWARD:lets see what do i draw.
i know,me
NARRITATER:10 minuites later
[we see the picture is done]
SQUIDWARD:Ahh finally done[leaves room
and we see feet coming out of the picture]
SQUIDRAW:me real you fake.huh [looks at pencil,
draws doodlebob] DOODLEBOB:me back[draws patdoodle]
ALL:HA HA HA
TO BE CONTINUED
spongebob squarepants
the atlantis show
(spongebob in his pineapple channel flipping)
gary: mow?
spongebob: yes gary, the popcorn is almost ready.
(microwave dings and spongebob gets the popcorn out)
gary: meow mow mo mow.
spongebob: the atlantis show? whats that?
(patrick barges in overhearing)
patrick: spongebob, the atlantis show shows the past visitors of atlantis!
spongebob: is that me ringing the bell?
patrick: ohhh! theres me! i look great!
(shows screen patrick drooling, asleep and ice cream and donut stains all over him)
LRH: hello there, and welcome to the atlantis show! in this episode we show you more of our ''worst'' visitors!
spongebob: we were not bad visitors, we saved atlantis from planktons wrath!
patrick: yeah, by eating the ice cream.
LRH: the visitors weren't bad at first but when they popped our most beloved treasure thats when things got really bad.
patrick: at least he got the talking speck.
spongebob: patrick that was plankton.
LRH: well thats all the time we have for today see you next time on the atlantis show!
patrick: oh no! i forgot my donut in atlantis!
(jumps into suddenly appeared bus and goes to atlantis)
spongebob: hope he has a good time, right gary?
gary: mow.(no)
patrick star!
together we can't
(patrick and dewy in his rock)
patrick: so your desper- i don't know how to pronounce the word but you wa- nope. lets just say a job you want, thats speaking like yoda.
dewy: i heard jim opened a tire place called jimmy lube.
patrick: hey, thats a great idea, dewy.
(spongebob and reginald walk in)
reginald: hey guys, were going jellyfshing.
spongebob: and we were wondering if you guys wanted to come.
patrick: nope, me and my client need some privacy.
reginald: client?
(they get kicked out)
patrick: glad thats over.
(next scene at jimmy lube)
jim: you guys want a tire?
patrick: no, we want a job.
jim: your hired!
patrick: my work here is done.
to be continued
sleepytime two the night concert transcript
mr Krabs song
money,money
i am wearing monjyamas
money,money
i am wearing pyjamas
fish 1: agh! that is not spongebob, patrick or sandy cheeks
fish 2: no way that is a night concert
fish 3: sure! why i have pyjamas to the nigh concert while eating krabbie patty at the krusty krab. oh well at least i have to go home and get to bed!
mr krabs: thankyou very much yippee! MONEY!
squidward: THANKYOU! mr krabs for this loverly performance! now it is time for pearl krabs to sing rollover.NOW! ENJOY PEOPLE (walks off the stage then pearl comes on)
pearl: are you ready for rollover
adience:no!
pearl: lets do the song Now!
pearl's rollover song
there is me in the bed
one got said
rollover, rollover
and rollover the stage
wee! that is fun!
oh! OUCH thankyou!
mr krabs: thankyou daughter pearl now gary with a nighttime poem
gary:meow! meow! meow! meow! Meow!(repeat)
(inside the kicten)
sandy: well good night spongebob!
spongebob:it is not bedtime yet i am still not ready for bed yet!
patrick: sandy, spongebob!
sandy: hello patrick what are you doing inside the kicten
patrick: well i want to let me know that we got vilolins for the night and we got to sing twinkle twinkle little star,
spongebob: well i got ready for the night!
sandy:patrick and spongebob! that's it we are going to do with you too! so that i got your vilolin too
spongebob: well thanks sandy!
(back on stage)
plankton: well my sleepy magic piece will go to sleep and you will make me sleepyo! (he has a nap staght away) THANKS!
narrotor: 3.00am in the moring
spongebob: well this is it are you ready to sing the song. everybody that's get on this stage and do it
(once on the stage spongebob,patrick and sandy sang the song)
the spongebob,patrick and sandy song
squidward plays the pinano and everybody sings
patrick:twinkle twinkle little star , are you felling bright today ,
spongebob:then felt the way we fell
sandy: then we went to bed together
squidward: twinkle twinkle little star , are you felling bright today ,
pearl:then felt the way we fell
plankton: then we went to bed together.
mr krabs: i mistakely put the money on the bed
everyone :twinkle twinkle little star , are you felling bright today
spongebob:all ready vililons in hands squidward!the the pinano go!
villon solo played and everybody sang for the last time
everyone: twinkle twinkle little star , are you felling bright today ,
then felt the way we fell
then we went to bed together
twinkle twinkle little star , are you felling bright today ,
everybody, go to sleep
Mr krabs: good night everyone have a good night sleep and spongebob don't come to work tomorrow stay in bed!
spongebob(yawning) well i am tired! i am a little sleepy, and good night mr krabs have a nice sleep.
mr krabs: thanks lad! will never seen like a concert agian like this before,
squidward:well that's over unless we have to go back to the krusty krab resarant
mr krabs: squidward! go back to the cash regester
the end
spongebob squarepants
the secret note
patrick:spoooooooooooonnnnnnnnggggggggebbooooooobbbb!
(spongebob is knitting)
(patrick bursts through the door)
patrick:a note was in my toothbrush when i was brushing my sink!
spongebob:don't you mean the note was in your sink?
patrick:no it was in my toothbrush.
spongebob
h.whats it say.
patrick:well...
this time it will be finished. i promise. it might not be today,but sometime.
SpongeBob SquarePants Script:
"Shopping With The Sponge"
SCENE 1: BEDROOM
SpongeBob: (wakes up) Gooooooood Morning Gar-bear!
Gary: Mow.
SpongeBob: Today, I'm going to the NEW MEGACORAL MALL!
Gary: Mow.
SpongeBob: What do you mean, I was kicked out of the mall forever?
Gary: Mow.
SpongeBob: OH, Gary, don't used words like banned, violations, exempt, prohibition...
Gary: Mow
SpongeBob: I'm going to the mall no matter what!
SCENE 2: MALL
SpongeBob: This new mall is so coral!
Pearl: Like, totally! Look at my new boyfriend that I bought at Boys 'R' Us!
SpongeBob: Isn't that Mr. Long, Tan and Handsome?
Pearl: Yeah... We're on and off but now we're on! See you later, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: That was cool!
(walks into shop)
SCENE 3: MALL STORE
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs? Is that you?
Mr. Krabs: No, SpongeBoy me Bob, it ain't me. I mean, uh, oh tartar sauce!
SpongeBob: Why are you moving the decimals on the price tags to the left?
Mr. Krabs: Shh, boy! The fuzz might catch us!
Officer Bob: We overheard everything, Krabby!
Mr. Krabs: It ain't true! It was all the boy's fault!
Officer Nancy: Tell it to the judge, Krabs!
SpongeBob: This mall is kinda boring. I know! I'll go to a store where everything is free! Squidward's house!
Take My Wife, Please (with the Bummer Vacation Episode spongebob movie)
(at the krusty krab)
Mr krabs: Hey Squidward! where's spongebob have you seen him all day.
Squidward:No! i am trying to do my own krabby patty without mayo! (stomps on the burger)
mr krabs: well squidward! i got you in attention for not working in the cashier
Mr Squarepants: (walks in the restarant) we got a letter saying that My son is getting married this evening.
Miss squarepants:that's what i am talking about.
Mr Krabs: (laughs) that's really funny it's a joke, Right!
Squidward:hash! thats a idot! who gets the crave in it for a coffee and a krabby patty!
mr krabs:SQUIDWARD!
squidward: what! do you want me to go and find spongebob now!
mr krabs: NO!
Mr squarepants:We need to find spongebob Now!
(at the chuch)
spongebob:here we are! the church.
patrick:wow! can i go in.
spongebob:no patrick we need to wait for sandy! for the bride to come and daugter pearl.
sandy:pearl i am fine! get me in the arilse.
larry: Okay okay! this is going to be tough. hey this is what i was looking for this the exchage of rings that my mother gave to me.
(back at the krusty krab)
squidward:mr krabs the wedding cake made for sandy and spongebob's .
mr krabs: wow! that's really cool huh!
Mr Squarepants:well this cake is fantasic i love this.
Miss Squarepants: (reported)we need to find spongebob before sandy get's pregant!
customer1#:can i get a krabby patty please!
squidward:no!
(at the chuch where spongebob.patrick, sandy and larry meets at the arsile with the priest come and walk in)
Larry:i hope she is a happy idot! well back into the olden days. where i live
pearl:larry!
(the organs starts playing.)
prest:dear belvoled people today we are running a special day that a land squiell and a seasponge comes into a world of life and seen the most of time in a very special life that's come true.
sandy:spongebob! this is true! we been living here for a long time now and because we are parents and be happy to ourselfes! thats what truelove means.
spongebob:sandy! we are very special day for us and our time gives us ourtime to know what was the messed up and trying to love me so much but now falling in love with you sandy!
everyone: (tears in joy)
priest: Mr spongebob Squarepants do you wish to sandy cheeks to be your alwally wedded wife
Mr Squarepants:I do!
priest: Miss sandy cheeks do you wish to spongebob to be your alwally wedded husband
sandy: a hat please for spongebob!
patrick
gives the hat to sandy) here you go! a hat for you!
sandy:I do!
priest: i prononce you man and wife!
everyone: (clapped)
( meanwhile at the krusty krab the boys got ready for the guest and customers to come and celebrate the day)
customer 1#: can i get free food.
Mr Krabs: no!
customer1#:AW! man
SpongeBobSquarePants Episode Idea : (By Chewster 17)
Episode Title : "Back in Texas"
Narrator: Welcome to another bea - (interrupted by big buisness) *clears throat* Uhh hehe as I was saying. Welcome to another bea- (interrupted by big buisness again) Ok who is causing all that racket?!? *see's sandy*
Sandy: Oh uhh sorry
Narrator: Oooh its just you Sandy, say uh what are you doing?
Sandy: Why im just building a catapult that will catapult me all the way to texas!
Narrotor: WHAT?! Oh please lets not go through that episode again!
Sandy: *laughs* no no im just going to texas to visit my parents, i havent seen them in a while..
Narrator: I see we'll when were you going to tell the others you we- (gets interrupted by SpongeBob lalela..ing)
Spongebob: lalalalalalalala Oh! Hey Sandy! uh what are you doing?
Sandy: Oh im just going to texas to vis-
Spongebob (interrupts Sandy) What!? Oh please dont tell me we have to go through that again?!
Sandy: No! I was going to say that im going to Texas to visist my parents!!
Spongebob: ooh *laughs* We'll do you need any help?
Sandy: No, because I think im done! But I gotta go get some supplies so ill be right back!
Spongebob: Okaaaay.. ill be waiting.... Oh! whats this?! (Spongebob thinks he sees a mistake in the catapult but hes wrong..) Hm I guess I better fix this for her im sure she wont mind *Spongebob accidentally pulls the lever and goes blasting off to...texas*
Spongebob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Jeez you'd think Sandy would make this a little bit faster.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *lands in Front of Sandy's mom and dad*
Sandy's Mom: EEEEW *jumps up and down* HEROLD GET THE BAT GET THE BAAAAAAT
Spongebob: huh?? wait!! Dont hurt me! I was just fixing my friend Sandy's catapult!!
Sandy's mom: *gasp* did you say..Sandy?!
Spongebob: Yeah....Whats the problem?!
Sandy's mom: I'm her mom! And who..and What! Are you?
Spongebob: Oh we'll I-.... *Starts to realize that he's not in the ocean* I-I- *In the voice he uses when he needs his water* NEEEEED WAAAAATER!!
Meanwhile Back in Bikini Botttom
Sandy: Ok Spongebob im ba-.. AAAAH!! My catupult its been used!! SPOOOOONGEBOOOOOB!! *Patrick Randomly shows up*
Patrick: Sandy! Will you stop all that racket! My belly lint is trying to sleep *Shows a close up of his belly lint.. trying to sleep* (I just have to do that sorry lol)
Sandy: Patrick! I dont have time for this Spongebob used my catapult and I have to bring it back down but its to high
Patrick: We'll I can help you
Sandy: Hmmm ok fine just let me get on your shoulders so I can put it down.
Patrick: K *Sandy hops up on patricks shoulders and she puts the catapult down*
Sandy: There! Now I can go teach that yellow Sponge how to NOT use my stuff when I clearly need to use it!
Patrick: Uh oh, Sandy I think you made a mistake! *Grabs the lever and gets catapulted all the way to Sandy's mom and dads house*
Sandy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOT AGAIN!
Back to Sandy's Mom and Dad's House
Spongebob: Thanks for the water Mrs. Cheeks
Sandy's Mom: Aww no problem Spongebob *pinches his cheeks* *Hears a thud out side then walks out side* AAAAH HEROLD GET TH-
Sandy's Dad: Im on it.. *gets the bat and runs outside* GET OUT OF MY PROPERTY YOU HORSE JACK RABBIT WITH A SIDE OF TOMATERS WITH SALT!
Patrick: AAAAH!! *Runs inside the house* AAAAAAAAAAH *Crashes into the table Spongebob was sitting at*
Spongebob: PATRIIIICK!
Sandy's Mom: You know this pink thing Spongebob?
Spongebob: Of course! He's my Best friend!!
Sandy's Mom: ....So you dont want Herold to beat him with a bat and cook him for dinner?
Spongebob: NO! He's my friend Mrs.Cheeks
Sandy's Mom: Oh ok, *walks to patrick* We'll arent you just a chubby little cutie pie
Patrick: *Blushes* aaaaw your just saying that, so I could forgive you for trying to beat me with a bat and cook me for dinner
Everyone: *laughs*
Sandy's Mom: We'll why dont I Just get you a little water in a helmet so you can breathe.
Everyone: *Hears a thud*
Sandy: Now.... where are they...
SpongBob: *runs out side* SAAAANDY!!!
Sandy: *does a close up of Sandy's face being angry While saying "YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!"* WHY I OUTTA *gets interrupted by Her mom*
Sandy's Mom: We'll Hello Sandy!! *runs up to her and gives her a hug*
Sandy: Oh.. uh hey ma *hugs her back*
Sandy's Mom: HEROLD! GET OUT HERE AND HUG YOUR DAUGHTER!
Sandy's Dad: SAAAANDY! *runs to Sandy and gives her a hug*
Sandy: Hey Pa!! *Hugs Back*
Sandy's Mom: Sandy do these two boys belong to you? *Shows a funny/wiered close up of Spongebob and Patrick*
Sandy: Uh yeah..they do!
Spongebob and Patrick: YAAAY! GROUP HUG!! *Everyone runs up together and hug each other* *And a picture was taken from an unknown camera and all you see is Everyone's faces together in a funny/wiered picture*
THE END! 
(Yes I know the ending is stupid xD I might change the ending if you guys dont mind how...cliche it is.
| Chewster17 wrote: |
| SpongeBobSquarePants Episode Idea : (By Chewster 17) Episode Title : "Back in Texas" Narrator: Welcome to another bea - (interrupted by big buisness) *clears throat* Uhh hehe as I was saying. Welcome to another bea- (interrupted by big buisness again) Ok who is causing all that racket?!? *see's sandy* Sandy: Oh uhh sorry Narrator: Oooh its just you Sandy, say uh what are you doing? Sandy: Why im just building a catapult that will catapult me all the way to texas! Narrotor: WHAT?! Oh please lets not go through that episode again! Sandy: *laughs* no no im just going to texas to visit my parents, i havent seen them in a while.. Narrator: I see we'll when were you going to tell the others you we- (gets interrupted by SpongeBob lalela..ing) Spongebob: lalalalalalalala Oh! Hey Sandy! uh what are you doing? Sandy: Oh im just going to texas to vis- Spongebob (interrupts Sandy) What!? Oh please dont tell me we have to go through that again?! Sandy: No! I was going to say that im going to Texas to visist my parents!! Spongebob: ooh *laughs* We'll do you need any help? Sandy: No, because I think im done! But I gotta go get some supplies so ill be right back! Spongebob: Okaaaay.. ill be waiting.... Oh! whats this?! (Spongebob thinks he sees a mistake in the catapult but hes wrong..) Hm I guess I better fix this for her im sure she wont mind *Spongebob accidentally pulls the lever and goes blasting off to...texas* Spongebob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Jeez you'd think Sandy would make this a little bit faster.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *lands in Front of Sandy's mom and dad* Sandy's Mom: EEEEW *jumps up and down* HEROLD GET THE BAT GET THE BAAAAAAT Spongebob: huh?? wait!! Dont hurt me! I was just fixing my friend Sandy's catapult!! Sandy's mom: *gasp* did you say..Sandy?! Spongebob: Yeah....Whats the problem?! Sandy's mom: I'm her mom! And who..and What! Are you? Spongebob: Oh we'll I-.... *Starts to realize that he's not in the ocean* I-I- *In the voice he uses when he needs his water* NEEEEED WAAAAATER!! Meanwhile Back in Bikini Botttom Sandy: Ok Spongebob im ba-.. AAAAH!! My catupult its been used!! SPOOOOONGEBOOOOOB!! *Patrick Randomly shows up* Patrick: Sandy! Will you stop all that racket! My belly lint is trying to sleep *Shows a close up of his belly lint.. trying to sleep* (I just have to do that sorry lol) Sandy: Patrick! I dont have time for this Spongebob used my catapult and I have to bring it back down but its to high Patrick: We'll I can help you Sandy: Hmmm ok fine just let me get on your shoulders so I can put it down. Patrick: K *Sandy hops up on patricks shoulders and she puts the catapult down* Sandy: There! Now I can go teach that yellow Sponge how to NOT use my stuff when I clearly need to use it! Patrick: Uh oh, Sandy I think you made a mistake! *Grabs the lever and gets catapulted all the way to Sandy's mom and dads house* Sandy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOT AGAIN! Back to Sandy's Mom and Dad's House Spongebob: Thanks for the water Mrs. Cheeks Sandy's Mom: Aww no problem Spongebob *pinches his cheeks* *Hears a thud out side then walks out side* AAAAH HEROLD GET TH- Sandy's Dad: Im on it.. *gets the bat and runs outside* GET OUT OF MY PROPERTY YOU HORSE JACK RABBIT WITH A SIDE OF TOMATERS WITH SALT! Patrick: AAAAH!! *Runs inside the house* AAAAAAAAAAH *Crashes into the table Spongebob was sitting at* Spongebob: PATRIIIICK! Sandy's Mom: You know this pink thing Spongebob? Spongebob: Of course! He's my Best friend!! Sandy's Mom: ....So you dont want Herold to beat him with a bat and cook him for dinner? Spongebob: NO! He's my friend Mrs.Cheeks Sandy's Mom: Oh ok, *walks to patrick* We'll arent you just a chubby little cutie pie Patrick: *Blushes* aaaaw your just saying that, so I could forgive you for trying to beat me with a bat and cook me for dinner Everyone: *laughs* Sandy's Mom: We'll why dont I Just get you a little water in a helmet so you can breathe. Everyone: *Hears a thud* Sandy: Now.... where are they... SpongBob: *runs out side* SAAAANDY!!! Sandy: *does a close up of Sandy's face being angry While saying "YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!"* WHY I OUTTA *gets interrupted by Her mom* Sandy's Mom: We'll Hello Sandy!! *runs up to her and gives her a hug* Sandy: Oh.. uh hey ma *hugs her back* Sandy's Mom: HEROLD! GET OUT HERE AND HUG YOUR DAUGHTER! Sandy's Dad: SAAAANDY! *runs to Sandy and gives her a hug* Sandy: Hey Pa!! *Hugs Back* Sandy's Mom: Sandy do these two boys belong to you? *Shows a funny/wiered close up of Spongebob and Patrick* Sandy: Uh yeah..they do! Spongebob and Patrick: YAAAY! GROUP HUG!! *Everyone runs up together and hug each other* *And a picture was taken from an unknown camera and all you see is Everyone's faces together in a funny/wiered picture* THE END! |
Spongebob Squarepants: I Scream For Ice Cream!!!
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, Squidward! Closing time once again. And hurry it up back there in that kitchen, boy! I need to get home to countin' me money! Money doesn't count itself ya know! What's the lad doing back there anyway?
(Scene cuts to Spongebob in the kitchen putting a Krabby Patty to bed)
Spongebob: There you go, you sweet little Krabby Patty, you! Do you want uncle Spongebob to tuck you in? Do you? Oh, of course you do my little masterpiece! (tucks the patty in with a blanket of cheese) Now how 'bout I read you a bedtime story? (puts his ear to the patty) What's that? You want me to tella story? Okay Patty! Anything for you! Okay...hmm...Oh! I"ve got the perfect story for you! Here goes. (clears throat) Once upon a time, there was a brave knight. And his name was...uhhh..umm...let me just think for a minute. Let's see. The name...the name...(paces the floor) The name. It was on the tip of my tounge! I know I can think of the name, I know I can! Hold on Patty. Don't move. I"m thinking of it. Yes-sire, I am thinking of that name!
(Mr. Krabs bursts angrily through the kitchen door)
Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB!
Spongebob: (snaps his fingers)That's it, Patty! Once upon a time there was a brave knight . His name was...Spongebob! Just like me! Di-yi-yi!
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob! It's closing time, boy! Hurry up so I can get home to counting me money!
Spongebob: But Mr. Krabs, I'm not done putting Patty here to bed! She was enjoying my story!
Mr. Krabs: Grrrr...GET OUT NOW! I TOLD YA IT WAS CLOSING TIME YA BARNACLE HEAD!
Spongebob: Okay, okay Mr. Krabs! If you wanted me to leave, why didn't you just say so? (walks out of the Krusty Krab)
Patrick: (runs up to Spongebob eagerly) Spongebob! Guess what? I stocked up on a bunch of Goofy Goober ice cream! Come on buddy! Come to my house and have all the ice cream you can eat!
Spongebob: Sorry, Patrick. But I'm pretty worn out today. I just finished putting Patty to bed. She's sleeping under the grill. (sighs) Maybe someday, Patty will have her own children and I'll get to put dozens of patties under the grill at night!
Patrick. Spongebob didn't you hear me? I. Just. Stocked. Up. On. Goofy. Goober. Ice. Cream. Come. To. My. House. What part of that don't you understand?! I bought all that ice cream for the both of us to eat together! What kind of friend are you not to share ice cream with me? Humph.
Spongebob: Okay, okay Patrick! I guess I'll have a little-
Patrick: (pulling Spongebob's arm) C'mon buddy! The paradise is just a few blocks away! Heh heh.
At Patrick's house...
Spongebob: So...where's all the ice cream?
Patrick: What?
Spongebob: The reason you brought me over to your house?
Patrick: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Spongebob: You know...Goofy Goober ice cream?
Patrick: Spongebob Squarepants, I don't have any ice cream! I never told you I had any!
Spongebob: Yes you did! Patrick you-(sighs) Never mind Patrick. I"m going to bed. See you in the morning!
Patrick: Wait Spongebob! You promised to help me eat the ice cream!
Spongebob: You just said you don't have any!
Patrick: When did I say that? It's in my closet! (Patrick opens the closet door and tubs of ice cream fall out) See! Let's eat!
Spongebob: (sighs again) Okay Patrick. Where are the spoons?
Patrick: Spoons?! We use our faces, buddy! Dig in! (Patrick shoves his face in a tub of ice cream and starts to eat)
Spongebob: Well, if you insist! (Spongebob grabs a tub and starts to eat. Hours later, all the ice cream is gone. Spongebob and Patrick are sprawled out on the floor sleeping)
Spongebob: (slowly opens his eyes) Ugh. Puh-Patrick? Oh, dear Neptune. What happened last night? (He notices all of the ice cream on the floor) Oh yeah. The ice cream. What time is it? I've gotta get to work. (sees the clock which reads 9:37) 9:37???!!! I'm late for work! Gaaahhhh! (runs out of Patrick's house and all the way to the Krusty Krab)
At the Krusty Krab...
Mr. Krabs: Squidward! Where the barnacles is Spongebob! He 40 minutes late and we've got a crowd of hungry customers waiting!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, I don't know and I don't care. Do I look like an annoying bufoon keeper?
Spongebob: Here I am Mr. Krabs! Sorry I'm late! I promise I'll never be late again! Please don't fire me sir!
Mr. Krabs: Just get to work now!
(Patrick bursts through the door)
Patrick: Spongebob! There you are! I missed you this morning buddy! Last night sure was a blast, huh? Eating all that ice cream sure was fun! So guess what? I ordred a gigantic tub of Sea-Nut Butter for us to eat together! See you tonight, Spongebob!
Spongebob: Oh, barnacles.
THE END!
