You can't honestly tell me that you hated almost every one. They were all really good, most of them were great. I'll give you your explanations.

To Squarepants or Not to Squarepants - 9.0/10 (When I heard the plot for this episode I was scared, but they really made it work. The felony joke was hilarious)
Chum Caverns - 9.8/10 (Fantastic, I loved that the episode focused on appreciating the beautiful scenery. And the twist toward the end managed to add a lot of great elements and still keep the theme in tact)
Goo Goo Gas - 9.5/10 (It was even funnier the second the time)
No Hat For Pat - 8.9/10 (Really well done for the weak plot line. Better than I expected)
Chum Bucket Supreme - 9.7/10 (Classic Patrick. This one had clever jokes. And I'm glad Plankton got to keep the money. He finally won a little bit)
I Heart Dancing - 9.2/10 (Great way to combine victory and karma for Squidward. I also liked that it wasn't at all like Slimy Dancing)
Tentacle Vision - 9.8/10 (A new classic. It had great jokes and the plot was really clever. We all know what it's like to have a great show cancelled and have it replaced by crap. A shame that the ending wasn't that good. I really would have liked Squidward to win)
Growth Spout - 9.3/10 (Easter Island inside joke = WIN)
Someone's In the Kitchen With Sandy - 8.4/10 (It was creepy and strange, but I kind of liked it)
Stuck In the Wringer - 8.8/10 (TONS better than I expected. It could have been terrible, but it wasn't. Good to see Weenie Hut Jr's again)
The Inside Job - 9.4/10 (I was worried that it would be too much like "Plankton!" but it wasn't. Very well done)
Overbooked - 9.5/10 (This is actually the first time I've seen it and it was great)

You must be someone who just hates all the new episodes. Because this was one of the best set of new Spongebob episodes ever.

Tentacle Vision was the worst. Having a lame, guitar loser on sctreen never shutting up and Patrick and Spongebob being as stupid as ever isn't funny. Goo Goo Gas wasn't funny, especially when Plankton steals Karen's idea. That joke is so damn old. Growth Spout was killed because Mr.Krabs was in it. No Hat for Pat had a very stupid plot. IHD wasn't funny at all. SINK was boring as well. The inside joke was not funny at al and the plot was obvious. Chum Caverns was not funny at all. Chum Bucket Supreme had little jokes, and Patrick was a lame character. TSONTS was simply not funny. Patrick killed it, spongebob was an absolute dumbass, and the ending was lame. Stuck in the Wringer was so-so, while Overbooked was decent.

Yeah, hating episodes that are lame makes you a hater.

No,no, it's okay, dragiin. I agree with your arguement; it's just the way you said that made me laugh. You sounded like a teacher Well, I think all of them had good jokes. NHFP did well with a poor plot and TSONTS had those live-action scenes at the beginning. GS wasn't killed by Mr. Krabs; I actually liked his performance in it

For me, I thought they were okay, but not enough laughs, but I was suprised to see To Squarepants or not to Squarepants good.

Unfortunately I missed most of this marathon, which means that I didn't see any of those ten new episodes yet. i think i really would have neded up liking some of those episodes too, I liked Fear of a Krabby patty and Single-Cell Anniversary, and they were episodes made after the movie.

Not to be rude, dragiiin123, but why are you criticizing my review? I mean, all you've done is act like a teacher and try to impress everyone. Do you really think that if I wanted to explain myself I would have? I mean, the real problem with the show is the characters. They're idiotic, selfish, and pretty annoying. When the show was young, the characters were much different. Spongebob was naive, not stupid. Squidward dislike the culture, but he wasn't mean. Mr. Krabs was noble and cheap, with little hint of cheapness. He loved money, but he did have other priorities, like his daughter. Now, he likes money more than her! Planton was a major character, yet he never had episodes all about himself. It was better that way. Whenever he lost, it was humorous, rather than sad and expected like it is now.

The plots aren't really good. In I ♥ D, Squidward is jealous of Spongebob's possible dancing career, but does he play fair. No; he physically tortures him. In Tentacle Vision, Squidward tries to make a show, but is often angered his neighbors. Seems good right? But when Spongebob and Patrick are being idiotic, making scenes last forever, it just isn't funny.

@Birdette: I noticed that too. In every episode that's dedicated to Squidward, Spongebob always seems to screw things up.

How has Patrick become mean bridette