SpongeBob SquarePants: Quote Shop

SSJ1_Goten
[1]Apr 22, 2006
member since: 11/12/05
level: 12
rank: Evil Bert
posts: 2,069
Post quotes from the show, and i'll start things off!

Spongebob half #1: There's one thing i don't understand though.
Spongebob half #2: What?
Spongebob half #1: Whats a gorilla doing underwater in the first place?
Gorilla: Oh well, it's funny you should, i mean, let's see...George, there onto us!
[Zebra/Horse walks up to Gorilla]
George: Let's get out of here!
[Gorilla jumps on Georges back and the ride into the sunset]

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g22oku
[2]Apr 22, 2006
member since: 10/08/05
level: 10
rank: Holy Level 10!
posts: 453
fish: how tough are you
Spongebob: how tough I am you got a new bootle of kecutp
fish: yeah
spongebob: its on
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SpongeSebastian
[3]Apr 22, 2006
member since: 06/15/05
level: 41
rank: Sleestack
posts: 10,634
Squidward: Why is your suitcase full of rocks?
Patrick: I don't tell you how to live your life.
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g22oku
[4]Apr 22, 2006
member since: 10/08/05
level: 10
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posts: 453
fish: how tough are you
Spongebob: how tough I am you got a new bootle of kecutp
fish: yeah
spongebob: its on
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g22oku
[5]Apr 22, 2006
member since: 10/08/05
level: 10
rank: Holy Level 10!
posts: 453
fish: how tough are you
Spongebob: how tough I am you got a new bootle of kecutp
fish: yeah
spongebob: its on
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kjb29
[6]Apr 22, 2006
member since: 06/08/05
level: 12
rank: Evil Bert
posts: 2,032
Squidward: You acctually CARE for that thing?
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Noteldnep
[7]Apr 22, 2006
member since: 07/25/05
level: 16
rank: Church Lady
posts: 4,669
Squidward: Here you go, sir. A king-sized ultra patty supreme with the works; double-batter fried on a stick.
Fish: Thanks!
Squidward: (mumbles) Barnacle head...
Fish: Pardon me?
Squidward: You forgot your mayonnaise.
Fish: Thanks!
Edited on 04/22/2006 1:45pm
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gogetenkusu
[9]Apr 23, 2006
member since: 06/22/05
level: 19
rank: Fall Guy
posts: 6,642
Patrick: I have an idea.
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: Let's leave.
SpongeBob: But the door is locked and the only way out is through the... perfume department.
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DoubleE
[10]Apr 23, 2006
member since: 08/13/05
level: 17
rank: The Crazy Neighbor
posts: 2,689
Squidward: Thanks but no thanks Majkor Stupidity. You and General Nonsense over there can play without me.
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spongedude49
[11]Apr 24, 2006
member since: 08/18/05
level: 48
rank: Conehead
posts: 5,558
Plankton: I've laid out some words on cards here. These words are common kitchen ingredients. I want you to arrange them in any order you choose. It could be a poem or a secret formula, I don't know… oh yes! A secret formula. Good, let's do that.
Spongebob: Um, you're making me nervous.
Plankton: Oh, OK. I'll be over here, then.
Spongebob: I'm finished! I've arranged them into a piano.
Edited on 04/23/2006 11:05pm
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DoubleE
[12]Apr 24, 2006
member since: 08/13/05
level: 17
rank: The Crazy Neighbor
posts: 2,689
Patrick: Well it may be stupid, but it's also dumb.
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DoubleE
[13]Apr 26, 2006
member since: 08/13/05
level: 17
rank: The Crazy Neighbor
posts: 2,689
Spongebob: Squidward, the sky had a baby from my cereal box! Squidward, the sky had a baby!

Squidward: That's not a baby.

Patrick: Spongebob, the sky had a baby!

Spongebob: I know, what do you think we should call it?

Patrick: How about...

Squidward: Why don't you climb it's anchor rope. I'm sure it goes somewhere really far away!
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kjb29
[14]Apr 26, 2006
member since: 06/08/05
level: 12
rank: Evil Bert
posts: 2,032
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Edited on 04/26/2006 12:00pm
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DoubleE
[15]Apr 26, 2006
member since: 08/13/05
level: 17
rank: The Crazy Neighbor
posts: 2,689
Spongebob: Who are you and what are you doing in my boat and why are you wearing that ski mask? Because you're not skiing! Oh my gosh, I know who you are! Mrs. Puff: No you don't, you don't know who I am. Spongebob: Yes I do! I know that you're a boat jacker! I never thought I'd have to use this pepper-spray. (Sprays it in his own eyes.) Ahh, somebody help me, somebody help me!
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1710
[16]May 1, 2006
member since: 07/30/05
level: 8
rank: Super-Friend
posts: 1,697
Patrick: It's the clamburglar, and he's stealing my secret box! Hand it over, secret box stealer, or prepare for the most unpleasant pillow fight of your entire life!
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DoubleE
[17]May 3, 2006
member since: 08/13/05
level: 17
rank: The Crazy Neighbor
posts: 2,689
Sandy: Land on your bottom!

Spongebob: Like this?

Patrick: No, your other bottom!

Sandy: Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Patrick: Not until four.
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