Squidly Lost in Time: I was the King's favorite fool
I made merry merth and laughter!
And then one day I told a bad joke; the King had a stroke..
And now I hang from ye old rafter!
Oh, hear me King!
For I must sing!
How you are the greatest at everything!
Like letting a dragon burn down our city!
A horrible sight that wasn't pretty!
Twas all your fault and tis a pity!
The King is bad, the King's to blame!
He hangs his kingly head in shame!
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Everyone!: The King is bad, the King's to blame!
He hangs his kingly head in shame! La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laaaaa!!!!
Oh, dark knight, spare us please!
Don't chop off our heads or boil our knees!
Take these two and let me go free!
For I will give to thee some..... cheese!
Hark, the princess! She hangs from the tower!
By the sound of her shriek this is her final hour!
There once was a dragon so handsome and smart,
He let me go free for he had a big heart!
Hark ring the bell!
Tis all ended well!
The dragon was vanquished,
the Princess returned!
And no one got really, badly burned!