Alright, I understand the Magic Conch apparently wouldn't let Squidward eat anything because of his earlier remarks, but what do you think would be the Conch's most likely responses if Squidward asked it some questions like:

1. "Why can't I have anything to eat?"

2. "I'm really sorry for insulting you. Do you forgive me?"

3. (if the response to question 2 was "no") "Why won't you forgive me?"

See if you can come up with some good suggestions.