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Patrick's Best Moments

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    tvguy347

    [1]Jan 1, 2010
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    Post different things Patrick's done over the episodes and vote on which one is most memorable!
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    futuramarama

    [2]Jan 1, 2010
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    My mom personally loves:

    Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid some place else?

    Patrick: Not until 4.
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    webizoid345

    [3]Jan 1, 2010
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    From Porus Pockets:

    Pat: My dad always said," When you have money buy something."

    SB: He told you that?

    Pat: No, he said, "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO STAND THERE?!", but I knew what he meant.

    LOL

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    futuramarama

    [4]Jan 1, 2010
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    His poem:

    Roses Are Red
    Violets Are Blue
    I have to go to the bathroom

    It's a sign! A sign that fell from the back of your pants. I learned to trust signs like that.

    A lot of his quotes in Sing a Song of Patrick
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    tvguy347

    [5]Jan 1, 2010
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    I'll do one:

    "Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end."

    -Patrick, telling SB a story! lol

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    Afro-Boy36

    [6]Jan 1, 2010
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    Pat:If I was a mom...(shows hairy Patrick)...this would be kinda shocking. Just call me daddy!!

    XD

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    spongebobfan200

    [7]Jan 1, 2010
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    "Washing an old person!"
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    tvguy347

    [8]Jan 1, 2010
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    "NO! MY NAME'S PATRICK! I'm no Krusty Krab."

    "Patrick, that's the name of the resturant."

    "OHHHHH!"

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    iheartperry

    [9]Jan 1, 2010
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    In Chimps Ahoy, this Patrick moment was hilarious:

    SB: Before Sandy showed up, i used to be a scrawny weakling!

    Patrick: And i used to be dumb! BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

    And in Snowball Effect: "I think that Squidward's taking this really seriously. That last one had his clarinet in it!"

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    futuramarama

    [10]Jan 1, 2010
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    spongebobfan200 wrote:
    "Washing an old person!"

    That ain't fun!

    It is for me!

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    iheartperry

    [11]Jan 1, 2010
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    futuramarama wrote:

    spongebobfan200 wrote:
    "Washing an old person!"

    That ain't fun!

    It is for me!

    LOL!! "I say we take a bath!" wft?

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    Afro-Boy36

    [12]Jan 1, 2010
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    iheartperry wrote:
    futuramarama wrote:

    spongebobfan200 wrote:
    "Washing an old person!"

    That ain't fun!

    It is for me!

    LOL!! "I say we take a bath!" wft?

    Sandy:What the....for cryin' ou......will you get outta here?!!? ROFL XD

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    futuramarama

    [13]Jan 1, 2010
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    That's one of their weirdest episodes but also one of their funniest!
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    iheartperry

    [14]Jan 1, 2010
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    futuramarama wrote:
    That's one of their weirdest episodes but also one of their funniest!

    I totally agree! But this Patrick moment was pretty funny:

    SB: Chip, would you mind showing these two to the door?

    PAtrick: (walks towards door) Thank you, Chip.

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    futuramarama

    [15]Jan 1, 2010
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    Let's get naked!

    No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.

    I don't know whose line is better...
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    iheartperry

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    futuramarama wrote:
    Let's get naked! No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. I don't know whose line is better...
    The whole concept is creepy though. But i think Spongebob's line is funnier...becuase he agreed with Patrick! Lol
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    futuramarama

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    iheartperry wrote:
    futuramarama wrote:
    Let's get naked! No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. I don't know whose line is better...
    The whole concept is creepy though. But i think Spongebob's line is funnier...becuase he agreed with Patrick! Lol

    It raises so many questions...

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    iheartperry

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    futuramarama wrote:

    iheartperry wrote:
    futuramarama wrote:
    Let's get naked! No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. I don't know whose line is better...
    The whole concept is creepy though. But i think Spongebob's line is funnier...becuase he agreed with Patrick! Lol

    It raises so many questions...

    Ohhhhh yeah. But this moment is AH-MAZINGLY funny!! It's from Life of Crime when they just popped the balloon.

    Spongebob: We popped the balloon!

    Patrick: (stammers)

    SB: We're theives!

    Patrick: WAAHH-OOO-OHH-WAAHHH!!! ROFLLLLLLLLLL

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    futuramarama

    [19]Jan 1, 2010
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    WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! at the end of Pre-Hibernation Week is funny IMO
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    iheartperry

    [20]Jan 1, 2010
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    futuramarama wrote:
    WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! at the end of Pre-Hibernation Week is funny IMO
    LOL. This always cracks me up. It's from Christmas Who when SB is explaining Kmas at the KK.

    SB: But the best part is, you write a letter to this guy, Santa Clause, and tell im what you want, and on kmas eve, he brings it to you!

    Patrick: (looking goofy) Like a genie! Ha ha ha...

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