"Is mayonnaise an instrument"
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"Is mayonnaise an instrument"
Band geeks
Patrick: Yes, sir! With or without nuts?
- Chocolate With Nuts
Patrick (with spongebob watching squidward's metronome): Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
- Professor Squidward
Patrick: I know, let's get naked!
- Chocolate With Nuts
Patrick (after knocked out by DoodleBob's bowling balls): Finland!
- Frankendoodle
Patrick (after changing the television to being signaless): I hate this channel!
- Squidville
Patrick: (after spongebob mumbles that he's a heavy sleeper): Uhh! Who said that? It's the Clam Burgular!
- Secret Box
alexhates98 wrote: |
Patrick (after knocked out by DoodleBob's bowling balls): Finland! |
that part's hilarious
Patrick: (after spongebob yells #11) Don't worry, SpongeBob, I understand. MR. KRABS!!!!
- Sailor Mouth
Patrick: (holds two melting ice creams after spongebob turns down both one and two ice creams) Still two ice creams?
- I Had An Accident
Patrick: (upon hearing the punishment given by mr.krabs) We're gonna grow 40 eyelashes! (picture of spongebob and patrick with fourty eyelashes) Ahhhh!
- Sailor Mouth
Patrick: (at the end of arguing with spongebob) I'M GOING BACK TO WORK!!!! (he actually goes back to watching Coconuts)
- Rock-A-Bye-Bivalve
Patrick: (walks to his rock to find the residents still in his house) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?
- Pre-Hibernation Week
Patrick: (finds out he has real parents (maggie and herb), he looks at his fake parents (marty and janet)) MARTY!!! JANET!!! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?
- I'm With Stupid
SpongeSebastian wrote: |
Patrick: These strawberries taste like snozzberries. - My all-time favorite episode of the show. |
ultimatekey wrote: | ||
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I've seen him say Bummer Vacation as his favorite episode before.
Patrick: (to fire hydrant) Are you Squidward? (fire hydrant of course says nothing) Take your time.
- Squidville
Patrick: (plays el matador on the horn) The horn works!
- Driven To Tears
Patrick: (plays el matador on the horn again) The horn still works!
- Driven To Tears
Patrick: (dances around as squidward but in his normal voice) I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!
- Opposite Day
Patrick: Hey, Doc, What're ya in for?
- SpongeBob Meets The Strangler
Patrick: I've built my house all by myself! (his rock is crooked and his weather vane falls off because of patrick's poor work and care)
- Home Sweet Home
Patrick: I'm not a chicken! (drops his popcorn) Ahhhh! My popcorn! (pecks the popcorn up as a chicken)
- Pressure
Patrick: (after spongebob questions him what the garbage stench is) That's the stench of discovery!
- Missing Identity
Hey, SpongeBoob! (notices he said spongeboob instead of spongebob) SpongeBoob?!!? I said SpongeBoob!!!! Who's SpongeBoob!?!?!?!
- Missing Identity
alexhates98 wrote: |
Hey, SpongeBoob! (notices he said spongeboob instead of spongebob) SpongeBoob?!!? I said SpongeBoob!!!! Who's SpongeBoob!?!?!?!
- Missing Identity |
that's one of Patrick's best quotes!
alexhates98 wrote: | ||||
I've seen him say Bummer Vacation as his favorite episode before. |
Patrick: (as elastic waistband) Does this mean we're not getting pizza?
- MMBB 5
Patrick: Hi, Patrick! No, wait! I'm Patrick!
- Missing Identity
Patrick: (eyes split) I love you.
- Chocolate With Nuts