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    Clockerevac12

    [1]Jul 4, 2006
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    Their is alot of Death in Spongebob here are a few Examples of Death

    Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost-Spongebob and Pat thought Squid was Dead,The Dutchman was Dead

    The Secret Box-In The friend forever montage Patrick and Spongebob were in Tombstones next to each Other

    The Lost Matress-Mr.Krabs would of died in The Coma if he didn't get his Money Back

    MM and BB 2-The Dirty bubble got Popped he should of died

    The Movie-Neptune was going to Kill Krabs,Spongebob and Patrick nearly died,The frogfish had a dead lady

    Wishing you Well-Krabs got eaten at the Restrurant

    Spongebob meets the Strangler-The Strangler wanted to strangle Spongebob

    Born again Krabs-Krab nearly died from eating the Old Patty

    Pressure-The Seagulls wanted to eat Spongebob,Patrick,Squidward and Mr.Krabs

    I had an Accident-Patrick Game Boy Charecter died

    The Nasty Patty-Spongebob and Mr.Krabs thought they'd Killed The Health Inspector

    I was a Teenage Gary-Gary could of died

    Dunces and Dragons-Spongebob and Patrick nearly got their heads chopped off

    Pranks A Lot-Mr.Krabs had a drieds up sea Leprechaun

    One Krabs trash-Smitty Wabjabberstien is Dead

    No Free Rides-In Ms.Puffs imagination Spongebob running People Over

    Krab-Borg-Squidward Mentions his dad is Dead

    Have you seen this Snail-Granny wanted to eat Gary

    MM and BB 5-Sandy fell over a Cliff

    Funny Pants-Squidward Laugh Box burned Out

    Spongebob B.C-Patrick eats some of Mr.Krabs Ancestors

    Hooky-Mr.Krabs says if got hooked you would be placed in Tuna and Could get eaten

    Wormy-Spongebob and Patrick thouht The Real Wormy ate Wormy,Mr.Krabs and Squidward

    Dying for Pie-Spongebob could of died from eating the Bomb Pie,Explosion blew up Binkini Bottom

    My Pretty Seahorse-Mystery got Sick,Squidward and Scooter got hurt from being in contaced from Mystery

    Bubble Buddy-Binkini Bottom wanted to pop Bubble Buddy,Scooter died from Drowning

    Something Smells -Scooter rose to the Suface from Spongebob's Breath

    All that Gltters-Spats nearlly died

    Tea at Treedome-Spongebob and Patrick got dried out

    The Sponge who could fly-Binkini bottom had a funeral for Spongebob's Pants

    Well that's all the Near Death expinces i can Remember In Show.Keep Posting if you remember other Death Expinces

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    DoubleE

    [2]Jul 20, 2006
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    Jellyfishing: Squidward falls off a cliff and gets badly injured. Later, he got stung by a giant jellyfish and got more injured.

    Ripped Pants: Spongebob fakes drowning.

    My Pretty Seahorse: Mystery eats the ever changing Old Man Jenkins.
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    soccerdawg76

    [3]Jul 20, 2006
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    Wow, I didn't realize this was such a violent show. Fortunetly, Sponges regenrate (as seen in Graveyard Shift), so everything will be O.K.
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    Clockerevac12

    [4]Jul 21, 2006
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    Here is More a Remember

    Club spongebob-Patrick was Building a Tombstone

    Wormy-Wormy ate a Rat

    Ms.Puffs You're Fired-Spongebob went out The Molten Goo as a Skeleton

    Have You seen This Snail-Granny had eaten  her Pet Snails

    Squid's Day Off-Spongebob was going to set The Krusty Krab on Fire in Squid's Mind

    Krabs Vs Plankton-Plankton mentoined he Promised His Gram Grams He run a race in her Honor

    Spongebob B.C-Patrick was Eating mr.Krabs Ancestors

    Imatation Krabs-Hans was going to eat Mr.Krabs

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    Sponge_Lazlo17

    [5]Jul 21, 2006
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    How about the Spongebob Squarepants Movie. In the Movie, the fishes in Shell City are dead.
    Edited on 07/21/2006 8:22am
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    InvaderVAL

    [6]Jul 21, 2006
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    Of course he has a lot of near death expirences! But that's nothing compared to Looney Tunes or Hanna-Barbera cartoons.
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    One-Of-Three

    [7]Jul 22, 2006
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    Just one bite: Where Squidward blows up the krusty Krab... ( )
    Edited on 07/22/2006 12:08pm
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    1710

    [8]Jul 22, 2006
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    My Pretty Seahorse: Squidward tripped over his bike, fell off a cliff, and exploded.

    Squid on Strike: SpongeBob and Squidward were seen as skeletons during an eternity later.
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    InvaderZim897

    [9]Jul 22, 2006
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    Umm... I thought in "Have you seen this snail?" Grandma was overfeeding them and they broke out of their shells. I guess not. Well, a few of these might have been used already:

    All That Glitters- SpongeBob throws a Pirate over a cliff

    Rock-a-Bye Bivalve: A live worm is eaten by Junior

    "         "         "        : Patrick almost steps on Junior

    Several animals were probably killed in order to prepare Krabby Patties, too.

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    InvaderZim897

    [10]Jul 22, 2006
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    Sorry, I just now thought of more:

    Wishing You Well: Squidward gets hit by a bus, Mr. Krabs gets eaten.

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: Plankton tells Neptune to kill the main characters, There is constant talk of Neptune executing people

    The Graveyard Shift: Squidward tells a story about a dead person

    Patrick SmartPants: Patrick falls off a cliff and knocks his head off

    Shell of a Man: Spongebob finds Mr. Krabs' Shell and thinks he is dead

    Sleepy Time: Plankton dreams of killing people, Then shrinks and is killed.

    Sleepy Time: The King threatens to kill Squidward

    Dunces and Dragons: The Dragon smites Planktonamore

    Ugh: Squog imagines himself being killed by Gary

    Ugh: Squog is struck by lightning

    SpongeGuard On Duty: SpongeBob almost dies being struck by a Flying Ice Cream Truck, but saves himself by shouting "AND LIVE!"

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    Semaj86

    [11]Jul 22, 2006
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    I don't think Squidward said his father was dead?

    I Had an Accident - SpongeBob almost dies and becomes a hermit when he smashes his ass to pieces.

    Reef Blowers - Squidward almost suffocates when SpongeBob sucks up the entire ocean water with his reef blower.

    Neptune's Spatula - Patrick is burnt to a crisp for talking back to Neptune multiple times.

    Shanghied - Patchy the Pirate threatens to eat SpongeBob and Patrick and Squidward at the end of the episode (regardless of their three wishes).

    The Camping Episode - Squidward gets mauled by a sea bear many times, and in the end is about to be victimized by a sea rhino.

    I'm Your Biggest Fanatic - King Jellyfish tries to kill SpongeBob, Kevin, and the Jellyfish club when he realizes he was deceived.

    Chocolate with Nuts - SpongeBob and Patrick believe they're giving charity to a terminally fragile fish (it was actually the salesman in one of his tricks).

    Pressure - Sandy almost drowns when she tries to hold her breath underwater. 

    Patty Hype - SpongeBob dozes off and dreams he waited the rest of his life for a pretty patty customer.

    Mid-Life Crustacean - Mr. Krabs is scared off by senior citizens lined up where he believes is the cemetery (waiting to expire).

    Jellyfish Hunters - Mr. Krabs kills off most of the jellyfish when making jelly krabby patties.

    Wet Painters - Mr. Krabs threatens to chop SpongeBob and Patrick's asses off if they botch the paint job.

    Clams - Mr. Krabs tries to feed SpongeBob and Squidward to the giant clam when they try to bail out on him.

    Squirrel Jokes - Sandy almost kills SpongeBob to get him to quit telling squirrel jokes.

    The Idiot Box - When they're pretending to be mountain climbers, SpongeBob and Patrick pretend that they were critically injured from the double avalanche.

    Born Again Krabs - Mr. Krabs gets sick after eating a stale krabby patty (the same one he tried feeding to customers), and thinks his bankruptcy, from his acts of kindness is a bad dream.

    Edited on 07/22/2006 10:54pm
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    InvaderZim897

    [12]Jul 23, 2006
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    Semaj86 wrote:

    I don't think Squidward said his father was dead?

    No, he didn't. SpongeBob told Mr. Krabs that Squidwards father never hugged him, and Squidward said his father loved him very much. Him being dead could be why SpongeBob thought it was so sad, or why Squidward said "loved" instead of "loves", but he never said that.

    Shanghaied (Alternate Ending on DVD): The Flying Dutchman eats Squidward, SpongeBob, and Patrick.

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    InvaderZim897

    [13]Aug 5, 2006
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    MM and BB 5 - SpongeBob gets melted, Squidward gets reduced to a pile of ash, Patrick is reduced to a pile of ... Arm??, Sandy falls off a cliff.
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    p9804194

    [14]Aug 5, 2006
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    Sandy, Spongebob and The Worm: At the very end, The Worm falls ontop of Bikini Bottom, crushing it and all of its citizens.
    Edited on 08/05/2006 9:32am
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    Semaj86

    [15]Aug 5, 2006
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    Patrick SmartPants - Patrick falls off a cliff and loses his skull cap.
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    RapaxGuardian

    [16]Aug 7, 2006
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    Wow....
    I've noticed soem of these before btu I never thougth about it..
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    kjb29

    [17]Aug 7, 2006
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    DUNCES AND DRAGONS - Dragon Jellyfish attacks SpongeBob, Sandy, Squidwardd and Patrick.

    JELLYFISHING - Squidward has a Bike accident and blows up. (Like in MPS). Squid gets attacked by big jellyfish.

    PRE HIBERNATION WEEK - Fish being burnt alive by sulfur.
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    Clockerevac12

    [18]Aug 19, 2006
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    Help Wanted:The Anchoives could of Brought The KK Down
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    InvaderZim897

    [19]Aug 19, 2006
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    Born Again Krabs: The Flying Dutchman takes SpongeBob's soul to "Davey Jones' Locker" which is the undersea version of Hell, probably.
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    kjb29

    [20]Aug 19, 2006
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    REEF BLOWER - SpongeBob sucks up ocean, and Squidward goes unconsious.
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