Sorry if these darn spinoffs are getting on your nerves, but I gotta play my part. I'm a busy man, you know!

Please, i like to keep my series up to date so if you'd like to add some, PM me, don't just go add it willy-nilly!

This series, in no doubt, is far more complex and detailed than any other series. Sorry, people, but if you wanna update your spinoffs, do it like a pro. (J/K)

Ok, Spinoff starts soon!

SpongeDude49

1-1- Sponge in denial/Once upon a grime

Sponge in denial
SpongeBob accidentally steps on Plankton and people think he's killing himself because Plankton is so microscopic. Sponge is then took to court for 'attempt in suicide'...

Quotes

SpongeBob: Why would I try to kill myself?
Plankton: Because you're Yellow, the colour of EVIL!
Mermaid Man: (In Jury) Eeeeevil!

Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
SpongeBob: The whatty-what now?
Judge: Just don't lie.
SpongeBob: Okay.
Judge Did you try to kill yourself on Novermber 13th 2005?
SpongeBob: No.
Judge: Liar!

Patrick: So what? I tried killing myself lots of times, but it doesn't work!
SpongeBob: But Patrick, i didn't try to kill mysel- what? You tried killing yourself lots of times but it didn't work?
Patrick: I keep missing myself.

Barnacle Boy: Ok, let me get this straight. You didn't try killing yourself, but you were really sobbing over another invertabrate who you claim to have stepped on?
SpongeBob: Yes.
Judge: Liar!

Once upon a grime
Mr.Krabs warns SpongeBob and Squidward that the dust inspector is coming to town, and they have to get ship-shape or the Krusty Krab goes out of business.

Quotes

SpongeBob (after hearing about the dust inspector) Aye aye, sir! ( pulls an eyelash from his eye, dabs it on a stick, and shows it to Mr.Krabs)
Mr.Krabs: SpongeBob, may i remind you that the inspection starts tomorrow?
SpongeBob: Okay. (Cuts to Squidward's and Mr.Krabs faces which are terrified as SpongeBob rips all of his eyelashes out)
SpongeBob: I think some preparation is in order!
Mr.Krabs: And a little brain surgery. Why didn't you just use that brrom over there?
SpongeBob: Barnacles!

Patrick: What's a dust? Is it those things you get when you don't have any money?
Squidward: Isn't that bust?
Patrick: Uh...oh...i knew i shouldn't applied for that banker job.
(Cuts to Patrick's boss, marking his test)
Boss: Write a four letter-word where there's no money in your account. Dust. Can you accept that?

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1-2- Nature's problem/SpongeBob the alchemist

1-2 Nature's Problem/SpongeBob the Alchemist

Nature's Problem
Patrick eats a sandwich from the Chum Bucket, but then on, wherever Patrick goes, he kills nature.

Quotes
Patrick: Wherever i go, there's some kinda force field that kills plants!
(Starts walking and killing plants)
Patrick: I mean, even you could tell if i stunk, right?
Squidward: You stunk before. That stench you have there is like a perfume.

SpongeBob: Geez, Patrick, i know how bad our sundae smells, but how many rotten eggs did plankton put in that chumwich?

SpongeBob the Alchemist
SpongeBob becomes an alchemist and performs a firework display with his fellow friends. One experiment goes wrong and changes Bikini Bottom history forever!

Quotes

SpongeBob: So, i've really messed up here?
Squidward: (Ten inches smaller, high voice) I really think so. Now, i'm the sam height as you and i can't play my clarinet properly! Get back there and do something!
SpongeBob: I would...(Zooms out of SpongeBob)...if i had arms...

Patrick: SpongeBob, whatever you do, do not reverse that spell!
SpongeBob: Why?
Patrick: (With an enlarged butt) I could never hold cookies with my captain's quarters before! (Talking to his butt) I think i'll promote you! Let's get a commercial!

SpongeBob: Alakaboosh!
(Bikini Bottom goes back to normal)
SpongeBob: Patrick, why isn't your butt shrinking?
Patrick: I dunno, did you say the spell right?
SpongeBob: Yes, it's right here!
Patrick: Ok, i'm just gonna go...tidy my house.
(Patrick walks into his house, and screams)
Squidward: Trust me, SpongeBob. I love alchemy.
(SpongeBob's face straightens)

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1-3- O, Lifeguard/A BoatMobile called SpongeBob

Cool spinoff, Spongedude!

1-3-O, Lifeguard/A Boatmobile called SpongeBob

O, lifeguard
Larry becomes frustrated and starts to take people down at Mussel Beach because they need his help so much, yet it's worthless.

Quotes
Larry: I know it seems hard to figure out all these questions for so many people, SpongeBob, but you have to do the right thing.
(Jumps and does a cannonball in the crowd)
Larry: Cannonball!

Fish: Will you resuscitate my brother?
Another Fish: Will you fix my boat?
Another Fish: Will you spread my butter?
Another Fish: Will you get a high-score on Space Mutants 3000?

A Boatmobile Called SpongeBob
(THIS IS NOT A PLAY!)
SpongeBob makes a time-traveling boatmobile, gets it running and goes in. He comes back out and now he's the boatmobile!

Quotes

Patrick: You'll be fine!
SpongeBob: True, but i don't like to toot my own horn.
(Cuts to gary on a drumkit, and he does a rimshot)

SpongeBob: Grease me up baby!
(Everyone starts walking away, slowly)

Patrick: Okay, I've got it. What about you eat SpongeBob food?
SpongeBob: Okay.
(Patrick puts food into SpongeBob's mouth)
SpongeBob: Blah! What was that?
Patrick: Snail nip.
SpongeBob: I'm not a snail!
(Patrick starts blubbering)

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Welcome to the Chum Bucket, again/Star Pupil

Can i Help Write Your Spin Off and Also I'm Making a Spin off too i call it The Spongebob Series.