This quote will be featured in my new SpongeBob episode idea called: Buffed Up Squid
It will be in the topic: Episode ideas (Spinoffs)
SpongeBob: Why don't you come to the beach with us, Squidward?
Patrick: It is gonna be fun because there is lots of ice cream! Yay!
Squidward: I have better things to do than to hang out with you barnacle heads.
SpongeBob: Like what?
Patrick: Spend time with your precious clarinet?
(Patrick starts making kissing sounds)
Squidward: Yes. I mean, NO! NO!
Patrick and SpongeBob: Then come with us, Squidward.
Squidward: If I come with you all, you might leave me in the sand too long while I am sun tanning and I will burn.
SpongeBob: Do you mean like this?
(SpongeBob uses his hand to touch his chest and makes a sizzling noise with his mouth)
SpongeBob: Mmm, spicy.
Squidward: No, like this!
(Squidward runs into his house and draws a picture of SpongeBob and Patrick putting Squidward on a barbecue skewer after he is burnt)
Patrick: We wouldn't do that.
Squidward: Really?
Patrick: We would put pepper on you before we burn you, Squidward.
Squidward: That makes me feel much better.
Is this one better than the one about Patrick and Diet Dr. Kelp?