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    chihuahua1

    [1]Mar 27, 2007
    • member since: 02/11/07
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    Here's Mine.

    SpongeGod: I'm going to make New York.

    Godtrick: Milk Chocolate or White Chocolate

    SpongeGod: What are you talking about?

    Godtrick: You said your making a new York Peppermint Paddy.

    SpongeGod: You are D-U-M-B

    Godtrick: I'm not dumb (He Pronounced It Doomba)

    These characters are going to be in a new story I'm going make.

    ___________________________________________

    SpongeBob: Whats your favorite nut?

    Sandy: The one on my suit.

    Patrick: Me.

    Mr. Krabs: Cash-ew

    I'll Think of More Later.

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    SpongeSebastian

    [2]Mar 29, 2007
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    They're both funny.
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    minerva73

    [3]Mar 30, 2007
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    This quote will be featured in my new SpongeBob SquarePants episode idea: Third Star Plant to the Right

    (Patrick walks into the Krusty Krab and goes to place his order)

    Squidward: What do you want to eat, Patrick?

    Patrick: I will have a Krabby Patty Deluxe, Two Krabby Fries, and umm....

    Squidward: What will your drink be, Patrick?

    (Patrick screams and starts shivering)

    Squidward: What is wrong with you, Patrick! Stop yelling!

    Patrick: Your board is scaring me!

    Squidward: How?!

    (Patrick points at the word Diet Dr. Kelp on the board)

    Patrick: It says Die Eat Dr. Kelp! It wants to kill me!

    Squidward: No it doesn't Patrick. It says Diet Dr. Kelp and it was designed for people who need to lose weight.

    Patrick: What kind of establishment do you run here?! Your drinks are trying to kill me and make me lose weight! I have never been so insulted in my life.

    (The camera zooms in on Patrick's stomach and Squidward gags at it)

    The quotes above about Godrick and SpongeGod were funny. Is mine funny?

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    chihuahua1

    [4]Mar 30, 2007
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    I liked it. My favorite part was when patrick said that the soda was trying to kill him.

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    ying101

    [5]Mar 30, 2007
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    Both is very funny.=)
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    dooddooddood444

    [6]Mar 30, 2007
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    minerva73 wrote:

    This quote will be featured in my new SpongeBob SquarePants episode idea: Third Star Plant to the Right

    (Patrick walks into the Krusty Krab and goes to place his order)

    Squidward: What do you want to eat, Patrick?

    Patrick: I will have a Krabby Patty Deluxe, Two Krabby Fries, and umm....

    Squidward: What will your drink be, Patrick?

    (Patrick screams and starts shivering)

    Squidward: What is wrong with you, Patrick! Stop yelling!

    Patrick: Your board is scaring me!

    Squidward: How?!

    (Patrick points at the word Diet Dr. Kelp on the board)

    Patrick: It says Die Eat Dr. Kelp! It wants to kill me!

    Squidward: No it doesn't Patrick. It says Diet Dr. Kelp and it was designed for people who need to lose weight.

    Patrick: What kind of establishment do you run here?! Your drinks are trying to kill me and make me lose weight! I have never been so insulted in my life.

    (The camera zooms in on Patrick's stomach and Squidward gags at it)

    The quotes above about Godrick and SpongeGod were funny. Is mine funny?



    HAHAHAH.That was funny.
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    InvaderZim897

    [7]Mar 30, 2007
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    dooddooddood444 wrote:
    minerva73 wrote:

    This quote will be featured in my new SpongeBob SquarePants episode idea: Third Star Plant to the Right

    (Patrick walks into the Krusty Krab and goes to place his order)

    Squidward: What do you want to eat, Patrick?

    Patrick: I will have a Krabby Patty Deluxe, Two Krabby Fries, and umm....

    Squidward: What will your drink be, Patrick?

    (Patrick screams and starts shivering)

    Squidward: What is wrong with you, Patrick! Stop yelling!

    Patrick: Your board is scaring me!

    Squidward: How?!

    (Patrick points at the word Diet Dr. Kelp on the board)

    Patrick: It says Die Eat Dr. Kelp! It wants to kill me!

    Squidward: No it doesn't Patrick. It says Diet Dr. Kelp and it was designed for people who need to lose weight.

    Patrick: What kind of establishment do you run here?! Your drinks are trying to kill me and make me lose weight! I have never been so insulted in my life.

    (The camera zooms in on Patrick's stomach and Squidward gags at it)

    The quotes above about Godrick and SpongeGod were funny. Is mine funny?



    HAHAHAH.That was funny.
    Yes. That one is better than the SpongeGod and Godtrick ones.
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    minerva73

    [8]Mar 31, 2007
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    This quote will be featured in my new SpongeBob episode idea called: Buffed Up Squid

    It will be in the topic: Episode ideas (Spinoffs)

    SpongeBob: Why don't you come to the beach with us, Squidward?

    Patrick: It is gonna be fun because there is lots of ice cream! Yay!

    Squidward: I have better things to do than to hang out with you barnacle heads.

    SpongeBob: Like what?

    Patrick: Spend time with your precious clarinet?

    (Patrick starts making kissing sounds)

    Squidward: Yes. I mean, NO! NO!

    Patrick and SpongeBob: Then come with us, Squidward.

    Squidward: If I come with you all, you might leave me in the sand too long while I am sun tanning and I will burn.

    SpongeBob: Do you mean like this?

    (SpongeBob uses his hand to touch his chest and makes a sizzling noise with his mouth)

    SpongeBob: Mmm, spicy.

    Squidward: No, like this!

    (Squidward runs into his house and draws a picture of SpongeBob and Patrick putting Squidward on a barbecue skewer after he is burnt)

    Patrick: We wouldn't do that.

    Squidward: Really?

    Patrick: We would put pepper on you before we burn you, Squidward.

    Squidward: That makes me feel much better.

    Is this one better than the one about Patrick and Diet Dr. Kelp?

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    InvaderZim897

    [9]Mar 31, 2007
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    minerva73 wrote:

    This quote will be featured in my new SpongeBob episode idea called: Buffed Up Squid

    It will be in the topic: Episode ideas (Spinoffs)

    SpongeBob: Why don't you come to the beach with us, Squidward?

    Patrick: It is gonna be fun because there is lots of ice cream! Yay!

    Squidward: I have better things to do than to hang out with you barnacle heads.

    SpongeBob: Like what?

    Patrick: Spend time with your precious clarinet?

    (Patrick starts making kissing sounds)

    Squidward: Yes. I mean, NO! NO!

    Patrick and SpongeBob: Then come with us, Squidward.

    Squidward: If I come with you all, you might leave me in the sand too long while I am sun tanning and I will burn.

    SpongeBob: Do you mean like this?

    (SpongeBob uses his hand to touch his chest and makes a sizzling noise with his mouth)

    SpongeBob: Mmm, spicy.

    Squidward: No, like this!

    (Squidward runs into his house and draws a picture of SpongeBob and Patrick putting Squidward on a barbecue skewer after he is burnt)

    Patrick: We wouldn't do that.

    Squidward: Really?

    Patrick: We would put pepper on you before we burn you, Squidward.

    Squidward: That makes me feel much better.

    Is this one better than the one about Patrick and Diet Dr. Kelp?

    It seems... out of character... and a little disturbing... but good, I guess....
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    Juar

    [10]Apr 1, 2007
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    Squidward: What do you want to drink patrick?
    Patrick: VAULT... the greatest drink in the world

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