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Is it OK if we do alternate scenes, too?
THE SPLINTER -
I'm not exactly sure if it counts as an ending, but instead of the green pus stuff coming out it should have been left as just confetti (which I found funny)
SB vs. the Big One:
Crowd: Welcome home!
Spongebob: Wow, they really missed us.
Patrick: Yeah....
Spongebob: Well, what's a welcome back party without music? Go, boys!
(everyone starts dancing)
Patrick: I love this song!
Spongebob: Crank it up, Chip!
Meh, nobody's answering my question. I'll see what I can do for an alternate ending:
Bucket Sweet Bucket
SpongeBob: (about the new high-tech Krusty Krab) The Krusty Krab is looking great, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Ar ar ar ar ar Don't thank me, boy. Thank Plankton!
(cut to Plankton outside of the place where the Chum Bucket once stood with an exasperated look on his face)
Plankton: Curse you, Krabs!!!
(Plankton is crushed by the door to the Chum Bucket--the only part of it that remains)
Cut to black
Plankton: Ouch.
CDCB wrote: |
Is it OK if we do alternate scenes, too? |
SeaSpongez wrote: | ||
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OK. Great. In that case, I have an alternate scene:
House Fancy
(starting from the scene where SpongeBob and Squidward move the couch)
Squidward: Hang on, I'm trying to get a grip on the thing. (gets a grip on it) Okay, lift it up when I say, 'Go.'
SpongeBob: Roger that, Squidward.
Squidward: Okay, go.
(SpongeBob and Squidward lift up the couch together)
SpongeBob: Hang on, I've got an itch. (lets go of one side of the couch to scratch his itch, causing the couch to fall onto Squidward's foot)
Squidward: Yeeeooouuch!
SpongeBob: Whoops. Sorry. (lifts it up again, but it slips out of his hands and falls onto Squidward's foot again)
Squidward: Yeeeooow!
SpongeBob: Sorry. (same thing happens once more)
Squidward: (lifts up the couch by himself) I don't need you. I can move it myself. (slips on paintbrush from earlier while carrying the couch and slides OS)
SpongeBob: Wow, Squidward. You're so strong!
SFX: Crash!
SpongeBob: And you split your sofa in half! It'll be really easy to move now.
SFX: Doorbell ringing
Squidward: Oh no, they're all ready here! Go get a vaccum and clean up all the sofa bits. I've gotta run upstairs and dress my wounds.
Banned in Bikini Bottom alternate scene:
Spongebob: I know I've sung this a million times already, but I LIKE....
Squidward: (places finger over Spongebob's lip) I swear, if you sing that song one more time, I'll have my lawyer sue the pants off of you
Spongebob: (looks down at pants) You can do that?
Squidward: (places tentacle over face and sighs) Just cut the vocals, okay?
Mr. Krabs: (walks in) He's right, boy. I can hear you harmonizing all the way to me office. Now, listen up. A group of nuns is coming, so I want y'all to put on your best act.
Spongebob: Hmm, my best act, huh?
Mr. Krabs: And no singing!
sciencegirl09 wrote: |
Banned in Bikini Bottom alternate scene: Spongebob: I know I've sung this a million times already, but I LIKE.... Squidward: (places finger over Spongebob's lip) I swear, if you sing that song one more time, I'll have my lawyer sue the pants off of you Spongebob: (looks down at pants) You can do that? Squidward: (places tentacle over face and sighs) Just cut the vocals, okay? Mr. Krabs: (walks in) He's right, boy. I can hear you harmonizing all the way to me office. Now, listen up. A group of nuns is coming, so I want y'all to put on your best act. Spongebob: Hmm, my best act, huh? Mr. Krabs: And no singing!
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Love that scene, sciencegirl09.
Well I think there should be a different part in Prehibernation. Before Sandy goes to sleep we hear what Spongebob was going to say... Here's how it went
Spongebob: Now just promise we can still be friends...please Sandy this isn't easy I......
If Sandy hadn't fallen asleep I think Spongebob would have said he loved her..... That's just me. I'm a Spandy fan
Alternatative ending for Chum Caverns.
Everybody gets trapped in the Krusty Krab deep underground.
Mr. Krabs: Are you satisfied now Plankton. You got us all trapped down here. But most of all, I won't make any more money.
There is total silence. A few seconds later Mr. Krabs screams.
Then Mr. Krabs wakes up screaming like the whole episode was just a dream. Then, he starts crying.
One of the caverns was laying in bed with him.
Cavern: Do you need this (holding out a tishue box)?
Mr. Krabs: Thanks. Good night.
Here are two alternate endings to that atrociously awful episode "Someone in the Kitchen with Sandy". One was written by my friend, Stephen Ricketts, while the other was written by me using his as source material. Please let me know what you think of them.
POLICEMAN: 'Public nudity is against the law in this county...'
SANDY: 'Wait, it's not my fault. (Shaking the jar) Plankton here snatched my fur while I was in the shower. (Points at it) It's over there on the floor. He used it to steal the Krabby Patty formula, like he always has been. '
POLICEMAN: 'Well, now that changes everything.'
He grabbed hold of the jar.
POLICEMAN: (to Sandy) 'Okay you're free to go.'
SANDY: (putting her fur back on) 'Much ablise officers.'
POLICEMAN: (to Plankton) 'And you are coming down town.'
PLANKTON: 'NOOOOOOO!!!'
POLICEMAN: 'Public nudity is against the law in this county...'
SANDY: 'Wait, it's not my fault. (Shaking the jar) Plankton here snatched my fur while I was in the shower. (Points at it) It's over there on the floor. He used it to steal the Krabby Patty formula, like he always has been. '
The policemen looked at each other.
POLICEMAN: 'Well, yeah, but still..."
SANDY: 'C'mon, officers, it's only my first offense, eventhough I didn't mean to do it and it wasn't entirley my fault. Can't you give me another chance?'
The policemen thought for a minute.
POLICEMAN: 'We'll have to take that into consideration for a minute.'
NARRATOR: 'Two minutes later...'
POLICEMAN: 'Well, ma'am, we talked it over, and we've decided to let you off with a warning.'
SANDY: 'Thanks, officers.'
POLICEMAN: 'No problem.'
Sandy put her fur back on, and the policeman took hold of the jar.
POLICEMAN: (to Plankton) 'And you are coming down town.'
PLANKTON: 'NOOOOOOO!!!'
All That Glitters:
The producers apologize at the end for making such a crappy episode.