You should make a contest where people make their own 30 minute specials and you judge the top 3.

Here is some of the script for my own episode Under New Chum-Managmement:

(Plankton sneaks into the Krusty Krab with his new disguise)

Plankton(to himself): Now, it is time to steal the Krabby Patty. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! (starts choking)

Mr. Krabs: What did you just say, Plankton?

(Plankton gets picked up by Mr. Krabs and placed inside Mr. Krab's hand.)

Plankton: I said: Time to steal the Krabby Patty formula.

Mr. Krabs: What did you just say!

Plankton: I said: Umm, Did you just lose weight?

Mr. Krabs: That's what I thought you said. Actually I've been using the new Lenny Traig's weight loss program.

(Mr. Krabs flicks Plankton across the street to the Chum Bucket. Plankton walks inside to get something to eat when the door bell rings. Plankton jumps on a machine and falls on the ground. He then jumps on the machine again and opens the door. He then sees Howard Blandy and Carl.)

Plankton: Who's at the door?

Howard Blandy: Hello, can I please speak to the owner of the Chum Bucket?

Plankton: That would be me. Who wants to know?

Howard Blandy: Me, Howard Blandy. I'm rich and I have come for a job application.

Plankton(starts crying):You are the first person who wants a job at the Chum Bucket. (goes and hugs Howard Blandy)

Howard Blandy: I don't want the job position, my associate Carl does.

Carl(speaking perkily): Hello, so you are Sheldon Plankton. (Karen starts laughing in the background) I want to work for you  at your establishment. I remember when I worked at the Krusty Krab.

Plankton: Well, then I guess that you are going to help me steal the Krabby Patty.

Carl: I don't think that that is such a good idea.

Plankton: Shut-up! Did I ask for your opinion? No, I didn't.

Here are some that I will post for now:

1. Money/The Happy Days
2. The Alamo
3. Goo Lagoon/The Stranglers Revenge
4. TV Time!
5. Love at First Tentacle/Kevin C. Cucumber II
6. Tea Time/New Neighbor
7. Arbor Day/The Ternament of Roses Parade
8. The Terminator
9. Terminator 2
10. Terminator 3
11. If You Gave a Sponge a Hammer/Pearl Harbor
12. Squidward, You're Fired!/Big Nose
13. Buck Teeth/No Brain
14. Air Breather/Cheapskate
15. Meow Meow/Polution Solution
16. Hurricane!/Money Island
17. Jellyfish?/Attack of the Chum Bucket
18. FBI/Gary!
19. Goodby, Bikini Bottom!/Bikini Bottom, You're Back!
20. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (part 1)
21. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (part 2)
22. Howdy 'Yall!
23. The SpongeTrain/Miriana Trench
24. Titanic (part 1)
25. Titanic (part 2)
26. Titanic (part 3)
27. Titanic (part 4)
28. Titanic (part 5)
29. Sitting in a Tree
30. The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie 2: Planktons Revenge! (Box Office Picture)

• Money

• The Happy Days

       Mr. Krabs finds an old scrapbook of when he was a kid and starts telling everybody in Bikini Bottom the stories of when he was a kid. But, by the time he has told everybody in the city, people start getting annoyed when a different story is on the front page of the newspaper everyday. So, they try to stop him from annoying them in the nicest way possible, so that they do not hurt Mr. Krabs feelings

Money

Bargn' Mart Cashier (at Bargn' Mart): Your total is $74.95.
Mr. Krabs (at Bargn' Mart): What?! $74.95?! At that price why don't you just add a lottery ticket to that to!
Bargn' Mart Cashier: Okay. (presses a button and the cash register dings) Your new total is $79.95.
Mr. Krabs: What?! Take that off the receipt!
Bargn' Mart Cashier: Sorry sir, once an item is on the receipt it can't be taken off.
Mr. Krabs: Fine! (hands him a bunch of money, a new customer steps up, then Mr. Krabs leaves)
SpongeBob (dressed as a guy with a mustache): If he wins, can you diliver the money to 123 Bikini Bottom Ave?
Bargn' Mart Cashier: Sure. (wrings up SB's total) Your total is $5.47.
SpongeBob: (hands him a credit card) Do you eat at the Krusty Krab?
Bargn' Mart Cashier: (swipes card then hands it to SB) Yes, why?
SpongeBob: That guy's the owner! (leaves, then at his house) Gary, I got you some more Snail Nip!
Gary: Meow! (eats SN)
SpongeBob: Wow, you must really be hungry!
Mailfish: (rings doorbell) Dilivery for Mr. SpongeBob SquarePants.
SpongeBob: I'm SpongeBob SquarePants!

I will continue later.

This is the plot for Under New Chum-Management:

Under New Chum-Management: Spongebob is at work when a customer comes in the kitchen and tells Spongebob that he needs a Krabby Patty. Spongebob says no to the customer and pours oil on the floor. It ends up being Plankton who is trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula and Mr. Krabs throws him out. Then Plankton sees some men about to walk into the Chum Bucket, so he runs and asks them what they need. The man introduces himself as Howard Blandy (from Selling Out) and asks Plankton if his friend Carl (also from Selling Out) can be employed there. Plankton says that he will only hire him if he helps him in the plot to steal the Krabby Patty formula. Carl says he will, and they both are trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula. Instead of Plankton being happy about the help he is getting, he is upset at Carl's perkiness.

Sorry, to double post, but here is the new quote for Under New-Chum Management:

Karen (with a picture of a hot blonde girl on the screen) (speaking seductively): Hey, Plankton. Take a look at me. (winks at Plankton)

Plankton (Whistles)

Carl: Plankton! That is so demeaning to women. Don't do that!

Plankton: Excuse me! You can't tell me what to do!

Carl: But you might hurt her feelings.

Plankton: That is my wife; I'll tell her anything I want to.

Carl: You are acting like she has no feelings. I have had my fair share of girlfriends and I know that they have feelings.

Plankton: Who would want to go out with you? You perky little geek!

Carl: Hey! I take that offensive. That might have to result in me going home and crying. I cry a lot you know. I cried for about 4 hours when I scratched myself by accident. The doctor said it wasn’t a big injury, but I think that he was so wrong. I mean 4 hours of straight crying! Come on!

Karen: Yeah! I do have feelings for you, Plankton.

Carl: You do know that I am trying to back you up here, so please stay on subject.

Plankton: Were you born perky?

Carl: Yeah, I think I was. It just happens naturally. 

(Zooms into a visual example of Carl's mind like in Squilliam Returns)

Mini Carl 1: Hurry up; turn the perk machine on high!

(Mini Carl 2 rushes to perk machine and turns it on max)

Mini Carl 2: OK! Turning perk machine on maximum!

Mini Carl 3: The perkiness is exiting to the voice box!

Mini Carl’s 1, 2, and 3: YAY! YAY! YAY!

season:

1. Fishes of the Caribbean: The curse of the Black Pearl
2. Fishes of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
3. Music is in the Ear of the Beholder
4. 9-11
5. The Worlds Fair
6. The Towering Inferno
7. Spongey Science
8. Around the Ocean in 80 Days
9. The Hurricane
10.
11.

This will go up to 30.

The Soccer Team

(Mr Krabs is watching TV)

TV commentater 1:look at those soccer players rushing.for 90 minutes they have gotta last this for!

TV commentater 2:Yes Joe. I'm not suprised why they get about $100,000 or more per season.

Mr Krabs:$100,000 per season!!!!!!! Hmmm

(next day at the Krusty Krab)

Mr Krabs:Boys. I have a special annoucament

Spongebob: What is it Mr Krabs

Squidward: I'm guessing it's something stupid

Mr Krabs: We are going to make a soccer team

Spongebob:Hooray

Squidward: What?! that's just a waste of energy. first Dumpster Day and now this! I don't know why i bother working with you! I Quit!!!

Mr Krabs: (in sly talking voice) not even for $100,000

Squidward: what?

Mr Krabs: per season

Squidward: in that cause i'll come with you

Mr Krabs: as i thought. Ok you two go and get your friends. We need 11 players for our team

Squidward: Friends?

(as the team try and sign up there team there was a little problem)

person at desk: I'm sorry but your are defenaitly not under 13

Mr Krabs: but the sign says 18 and over

person at desk: thats an old sign. the new one is behind it.

Mr Krabs: well where else is as cheap as this place?

Person at desk: may i concider the kindergarten Soccer. the people over there have know idea if people are in kindergarten or not

Mr Krabs: ok then

(after the match)

Mr Krabs: What!? I can't beleive we lost 8-0

Spongebob:if it helps mr krabs i have a friend who own a team management thing.he doesn't want anymore. i can ask him and we can have it. it means we can go into the big leagues.

Mr Krabs:Brilliant me boy. $100,000 here i come!!

(at the first big league match)

Commentater 1: this is going to a big game. the new team won't stand a chance. By the way lets see the players for the new team. wait. there name is..... The Krabby Pattys!anyway the players. Up front is Sandy Cheeks and Mermaid Man. In The middle is Spongebob squarepants, Barnicle boy, Scooter and Gary. And in defence is Squidward Tenticles, The Evil Dirty Bubble, The Evil Manray and well Evil Plankton. And in goal Patrick Star.Lets just see what the manager Mr Krabs thinks of it!

commentater 2: Just to think. these warm watered fish from bikini bottom rode on david hasselhoff all the way to british waters! How amazing!!

(whistle blows)

Will be continued later