SpongeBob SquarePants: List of Squidward torture

optimist799
[1]Feb 13, 2010
member since: 01/19/10
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Seasons 1-5.
Season 1:
Help wanted:
-he's nearly killed by anchovies

Reef blower:
-gets annoyed by the sound of reef blower
-gets covered in sand
-gets his face dryed out
-almost gets drowned
-gets covered in sand again, a shell lands on his nose

Bubblestand:
-gets annoyed by hammer sound
-gets annoyed by bubbles
-gets attacked by the elephant bubble
-a bubble pops while on his head
-he loses a lots of air while trying to blow a bubble
-falls from above
-falls from above in his house

Jellyfishing:
-a jellyfish gets into his mouth
-a jellyfish gets into his shirt,causing him to lose direction on his bike,entangles his tentacles,and falls down the cliff then explodes
-Patrick blows hot soup into his face (three times)
-Patrick breaks his hand while trying to get him hold jellyfishing net.
-his nose gets stung by a jellyfish
-gets stung by The Queen Jellyfish
-gets stung by The Queen Jellyfish again

Plankton!:
-faints after Spongebob acts weird and destroys his house

Naughty nautical neighbors:
-gets annoyed by Spongebob and Patrick
-chokes by swallowing fork
-breaks his back
-SpongeBob hits his back
-his house explodes
-door falls on him

Pizza delivery:
-Spongebob blows air on him
-gets pwned while driving on rocks
-trips over SpongeBob
-a truck nearly kills him
-gets covered in sand
-wind keeps blowing his nose
-gets sucked into a whirlpool
-falls from above
-starves
-gets insane
-Spongebob hits him in the back
-gets ran over by a rock

Home sweet pineapple:
-a pineapple crushes him

MM&BB:
-gets annoyed by you know who

Pickles:
-Bubble Bass keeps throwing him away
-everyone boo-s him

Jellyfish jam:
-gets stung by thousands of jellyfish

Sandy's rocket:
-gets caught in a net

Squeaky boots:
-gets annoyed by Spongebob's boots

Nature pants:
-gets attacked by fleas

Culture shock:
-everyone boo-s him and throws items on m

Squidward the unfriendly ghost:
-gets to the surface,where he's scared by seagulls

Employee of the month:
-gets covered in patty sauce
-gets scared while sleeping
-falls in a hole
-gets into a bottle
-gets caught in a net
-gets tied up
-pulls a giant ship

I was a teenage Gary:
-his tan immediately dissapears
-is forced to eat a ton of snailfood so SB wouldn't notice he didn't feed Gary
-destroys his house
-gets stung by snail medication
-in a deleted scene,we see his painful transformation into a snail
-Patrick hits him with a boot

SB-129:
-nearly chokes with his clarinet
-freezes for 2000 years
-SpongeTron frys his butt with some modern hammer
-SpongeTron throws a brick on his head
-gets into a can opener and ends up being all curly
-gets nearly killed by Primate Sponge and Prehistoric Starfish
-falls,breaks floor

Karate choppers:
-SB karate-chops his head

Sleepy time:
-people run over him

The paper:
-keeps getting embarassed
-chrashes into his house while driving a car

Fools in april:
-gets annoyed by SB's laughter
-gets insane

Edited on 02/13/2010 8:13am
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SpongebeachBob
[2]Feb 13, 2010
member since: 10/10/09
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Please, don't make this
It will only couse SpongeBob haters!
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optimist799
[3]Feb 13, 2010
member since: 01/19/10
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SpongebeachBob wrote:

Please, don't make this
It will only couse SpongeBob haters!

You're becoming paranoic.
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SpongebeachBob
[4]Feb 13, 2010
member since: 10/10/09
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posts: 1,428
optimist799 wrote:

SpongebeachBob wrote:

Please, don't make this
It will only couse SpongeBob haters!

You're becoming paranoic.

Allright, I'm sorry, I just won't post in this thread then
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fenway98

[5]Feb 13, 2010

member since: 07/07/09
level: 18
rank: Land Shark
posts: 253

SpongebeachBob wrote:

optimist799 wrote:

SpongebeachBob wrote:

Please, don't make this

It will only couse SpongeBob haters!

You're becoming paranoic.

Allright, I'm sorry, I just won't post in this thread then

wow optimist you put a lot of time into this.

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RalphWiggumFan

[6]Feb 14, 2010

member since: 06/07/08
level: 14
rank: Autobot
posts: 1,394

fenway98 wrote:

SpongebeachBob wrote:

optimist799 wrote:

SpongebeachBob wrote:

Please, don't make this

It will only couse SpongeBob haters!

You're becoming paranoic.

Allright, I'm sorry, I just won't post in this thread then

wow optimist you put a lot of time into this.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

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CDCB

[7]Feb 26, 2010

member since: 12/27/08
level: 34
rank: Wardrobe Malfunction
posts: 1,952

RalphWiggumFan wrote:

fenway98 wrote:

SpongebeachBob wrote:

optimist799 wrote:

SpongebeachBob wrote:

Please, don't make this

It will only couse SpongeBob haters!

You're becoming paranoic.

Allright, I'm sorry, I just won't post in this thread then

wow optimist you put a lot of time into this.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

I agree. Something like that must have taken forever to compile. And even though I don't mind the Squidward abuse during the first 3 seasons (with only a few exceptions), I still find it very interesting to see a list of those moments.

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SpongeSebastian
[8]Feb 26, 2010
member since: 06/15/05
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posts: 10,634
That's a pretty impressive list you got there, optimist799. Though I don't really care about Squidward abuse. I mean he does occasionally win.
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iheartperry

[9]Feb 27, 2010

member since: 12/24/09
level: 8
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posts: 670

optimist799 wrote:

Seasons 1-5.

Season 1:

Help wanted:

-he's nearly killed by anchovies

Reef blower:

-gets annoyed by the sound of reef blower

-gets covered in sand

-gets his face dryed out

-almost gets drowned

-gets covered in sand again, a shell lands on his nose

Bubblestand:

-gets annoyed by hammer sound

-gets annoyed by bubbles

-gets attacked by the elephant bubble

-a bubble pops while on his head

-he loses a lots of air while trying to blow a bubble

-falls from above

-falls from above in his house

Jellyfishing:

-a jellyfish gets into his mouth

-a jellyfish gets into his shirt,causing him to lose direction on his bike,entangles his tentacles,and falls down the cliff then explodes

-Patrick blows hot soup into his face (three times)

-Patrick breaks his hand while trying to get him hold jellyfishing net.

-his nose gets stung by a jellyfish

-gets stung by The Queen Jellyfish

-gets stung by The Queen Jellyfish again

Plankton!:

-faints after Spongebob acts weird and destroys his house

Naughty nautical neighbors:

-gets annoyed by Spongebob and Patrick

-chokes by swallowing fork

-breaks his back

-SpongeBob hits his back

-his house explodes

-door falls on him

Pizza delivery:

-Spongebob blows air on him

-gets pwned while driving on rocks

-trips over SpongeBob

-a truck nearly kills him

-gets covered in sand

-wind keeps blowing his nose

-gets sucked into a whirlpool

-falls from above

-starves

-gets insane

-Spongebob hits him in the back

-gets ran over by a rock

Home sweet pineapple:

-a pineapple crushes him

MM&BB:

-gets annoyed by you know who

Pickles:

-Bubble Bass keeps throwing him away

-everyone boo-s him

Jellyfish jam:

-gets stung by thousands of jellyfish

Sandy's rocket:

-gets caught in a net

Squeaky boots:

-gets annoyed by Spongebob's boots

Nature pants:

-gets attacked by fleas

Culture shock:

-everyone boo-s him and throws items on m

Squidward the unfriendly ghost:

-gets to the surface,where he's scared by seagulls

Employee of the month:

-gets covered in patty sauce

-gets scared while sleeping

-falls in a hole

-gets into a bottle

-gets caught in a net

-gets tied up

-pulls a giant ship

I was a teenage Gary:

-his tan immediately dissapears

-is forced to eat a ton of snailfood so SB wouldn't notice he didn't feed Gary

-destroys his house

-gets stung by snail medication

-in a deleted scene,we see his painful transformation into a snail

-Patrick hits him with a boot

SB-129:

-nearly chokes with his clarinet

-freezes for 2000 years

-SpongeTron frys his butt with some modern hammer

-SpongeTron throws a brick on his head

-gets into a can opener and ends up being all curly

-gets nearly killed by Primate Sponge and Prehistoric Starfish

-falls,breaks floor

Karate choppers:

-SB karate-chops his head

Sleepy time:

-people run over him

The paper:

-keeps getting embarassed

-chrashes into his house while driving a car

Fools in april:

-gets annoyed by SB's laughter

-gets insane

ya know, for your name to be OPTIMIST (hint hint

) why would you make a squidward TOURTURE thread? just sayin'.

Edited on 02/27/2010 9:43am

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optimist799
[10]Feb 27, 2010
member since: 01/19/10
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Optimist-sailing boat class 1st
And what does optimism has to do with list of torture?
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iheartperry
[11]Feb 27, 2010
member since: 12/24/09
level: 8
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posts: 670
optimist799 wrote:

Optimist-sailing boat class 1st And what does optimism has to do with list of torture?
well idk, i just thought u would create a thread more OPTIMISTIC. ya know wat i mean?
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spongebobfan200

[12]Feb 27, 2010

member since: 09/11/07
level: 30
rank: Anchorman
posts: 1,921

iheartperry wrote:

optimist799 wrote:

Optimist-sailing boat class 1st And what does optimism has to do with list of torture?

well idk, i just thought u would create a thread more OPTIMISTIC. ya know wat i mean?

I think optimist stands for Optimist PRIME.

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RalphWiggumFan

[13]Feb 28, 2010

member since: 06/07/08
level: 14
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posts: 1,394

spongebobfan200 wrote:

iheartperry wrote:

optimist799 wrote:

Optimist-sailing boat class 1st And what does optimism has to do with list of torture?

well idk, i just thought u would create a thread more OPTIMISTIC. ya know wat i mean?

I think optimist stands for Optimist PRIME.

That's "Optimus Prime".

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iheartperry

[14]Feb 28, 2010

member since: 12/24/09
level: 8
rank: Super-Friend
posts: 670

RalphWiggumFan wrote:

spongebobfan200 wrote:

iheartperry wrote:

optimist799 wrote:

Optimist-sailing boat class 1st And what does optimism has to do with list of torture?

well idk, i just thought u would create a thread more OPTIMISTIC. ya know wat i mean?

I think optimist stands for Optimist PRIME.

That's "Optimus Prime".

wow really? i have no clue wat that is...sorry optimist.

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Petflame999
[15]Feb 28, 2010
member since: 01/18/10
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posts: 254
Why is there so many negitive things on these fourms?
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iheartperry
[16]Mar 1, 2010
member since: 12/24/09
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Petflame999 wrote:

Why is there so many negitive things on these fourms?

because people have nothing else to do with their time.

why dont you make some positive threads?
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