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Is Patrick getting dumber

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    jijak

    [1]Jan 6, 2006
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    Every season Ive noticed Patrick gets dumber and Ive decided to do this post Patricks dumbest quotes(and funnest)
    and rank them.
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    ChrisoBisto

    [2]Jan 6, 2006
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    Yep, i think he's getting dummer
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    pacman711

    [3]Jan 6, 2006
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    I agree he is getting dumber
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    Daviorox

    [4]Jan 6, 2006
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    jijak wrote:
    Every season Ive noticed Patrick gets dumber and Ive decided to do this post Patricks dumbest quotes(and funnest)
    and rank them.


    kool lets start post quotes!!!
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    Clockerevac12

    [5]Jan 6, 2006
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    In Where's Gary He thought office supplies that came outta no Where is the acoplyspe that was funny.
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    Clockerevac12

    [6]Jan 6, 2006
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    Davirox can we be friends.
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    spongedude49

    [7]Jan 7, 2006
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    "Can you give me a hint?"
    Dumbness rating: 11/10
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    ChrisoBisto

    [8]Jan 7, 2006
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    H eis getting way dummer!!
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    phantom109

    [9]Jan 7, 2006
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    yep he's getting dumber and his brains getting smaller (if he has a brain that is).
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    ChrisoBisto

    [10]Jan 7, 2006
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    phantom109 wrote:
    yep he's getting dumber and his brains getting smaller (if he has a brain that is).


    Lol.
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    Daviorox

    [11]Jan 7, 2006
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    Clockerevac12 wrote:
    Davirox can we be friends.


    sure!!!
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    lazlo_dork

    [12]Jan 7, 2006
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    Patrick said something about scented pinecones.He noticed Gary,but didn't tell Spongebob about it.
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    anewerhope

    [13]Jan 7, 2006
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    He sounded like a smart inspirational speaker in the first episode.
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    dude71

    [14]Jan 7, 2006
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    Patrick:I've caught the ugly!!!

    Fish:Hello.
    Patrick:I love you!
    (Fish closes door)

    Spongebob:I'm confused.
    Patrick:Yes,I am.

    Patrick:Let me take a try....OPEN SESAME!
    Well,I've done all I can do.

    Patrick: Don't genius live in a lamp?

    Patrick:Math is power!

    Patrick:Who you calling pinhead?
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    ChrisoBisto

    [15]Jan 8, 2006
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    dude71 wrote:
    Patrick:I've caught the ugly!!!

    Fish:Hello.
    Patrick:I love you!
    (Fish closes door)

    Spongebob:I'm confused.
    Patrick:Yes,I am.

    Patrick:Let me take a try....OPEN SESAME!
    Well,I've done all I can do.

    Patrick: Don't genius live in a lamp?

    Patrick:Math is power!

    Patrick:Who you calling pinhead?


    I loved the bit with the pin head!!
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    dude71

    [16]Jan 8, 2006
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    Patrick:AAAAGGGGHHH! It's the apocalpse! Office products falling from the sky!

    Patrick:Spongebob!Today at the caft store,I saw!!!!!These HUGE chunks of balsa wood!They were awesome!

    Spongebob:I cant understand what were doing wrong!
    Patrick:I cant understand anything.

    Krabs:Hey boys!Hanging out?
    Patrickbelly hanging out)Yes.

    Spongebob:All you got to do is tell this guy santa claus what you want,and and when he comes,he brings it to you!
    Patrick:Just like a genie!HaHaHaHa!

    Patrick:Here you go spongebob!
    Spongebob:What did you wish for,patrick?
    Patrick:Another piece of paper.

    Squidward:Here you go,patrick!
    Patrick:Wow...(punches fist through clock)A wrist watch!

    Patrick:Can I use your bathroom?
    Squidwardatrick,go use your own bathroom!
    Patrick:I dont think I can make it,please?
    Squideward:No!
    Patricklease?
    Squidward:No!
    Patricklease?
    Squidward:No!
    PatrickLEASE!!!
    Squidward:Okay,make it quick.
    Patrick:That's okay.
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    DigiDrag7

    [17]Jan 8, 2006
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    I love the part with the Squidward and the Bathroom.

    In the game Battle for Bikini Bottom, whenever Patrick gives Spongebob a Golden Spatula, he says
    Patrick: Here's your golden backscratcher
    Spongebob: Spatula
    Patrick: I don't speak italian.

    Plus, remember Patback? That was funny.

    Patrick: I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and now I'm better.
    Squidward: Great.

    On the Camping Episode, Spongebob hands Patrick a marshmellow.
    Patrick:Thanks! *crashes hand through glass to get marshmellow to mouth*

    Speaking of The Camping Episode, I love the Campfire Song Song. And cheese.....
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    gogetenkusu

    [18]Jan 8, 2006
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    SpongeBob: A-ha! I'm onto your little game now, Mr. Krabs!
    Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. Are you a worthless lackey too?
    SpongeBob: Now I'm confused. Why would Mr. Krabs try to run himself out of business?
    Patrick: Because he's a worthless lackey?
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    spongedude49

    [19]Jan 8, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    SpongeBob: A-ha! I'm onto your little game now, Mr. Krabs!
    Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. Are you a worthless lackey too?
    SpongeBob: Now I'm confused. Why would Mr. Krabs try to run himself out of business?
    Patrick: Because he's a worthless lackey?


    ROFLHAO-ROTFD-LMAO!!!!!
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    dude71

    [20]Jan 8, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    SpongeBob: A-ha! I'm onto your little game now, Mr. Krabs!
    Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. Are you a worthless lackey too?
    SpongeBob: Now I'm confused. Why would Mr. Krabs try to run himself out of business?
    Patrick: Because he's a worthless lackey?
    Let me guess,Spongebob revenge of the flying dutchman video game?
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