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If this is true, then spongebob is over 1,000,000 years old.

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    Kibitokai123

    [1]Dec 31, 2006
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    In "Mrs. Puff, you're fired" i think, mrs puffs boss said that spongebob failed i think he said 1,000,003 times. in that other episode Where he fails, he says one more year with you. if thats true, than he spent 1,000,000 years failing her class...
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    SpongeSebastian

    [2]Dec 31, 2006
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    It's just a goof. SpongeBob is NOT 1,000,000 years old.
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    danigro89

    [3]Jan 1, 2007
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    I think he was just exaggerating, I don't think even Mrs. Puff would have the patience to give the road test to Spongebob 1,000,003 times.
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    patrickstarfan

    [4]Jan 1, 2007
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    In "No Free Rides" he probably didn't mean a whole other year. If this was true, then how come in "Boating School" did he fail a test one day, and do another one the very next day?
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    my_life_rules_6

    [5]Jan 2, 2007
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    No he isn't its just an expression, exageration. He isn't a million yrs. old. I don't think she meant a "whole year" with spongebob either. Classes like those are maybe a couple of months at most.
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    Kibitokai123

    [6]Jan 2, 2007
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    my_life_rules_6 wrote:
    No he isn't its just an expression, exageration. He isn't a million yrs. old. I don't think she meant a "whole year" with spongebob either. Classes like those are maybe a couple of months at most.


    yeah. probably a school year is what he meant anyway too.
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    im_the_lick

    [7]Jan 2, 2007
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    if hes not a million, how old is he?

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    Anireman

    [8]Jan 2, 2007
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    He gets like 32 tries a year or something, plus what other people said above me.
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    jeremie10

    [9]Jan 3, 2007
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    Anireman wrote:
    He gets like 32 tries a year or something, plus what other people said above me.
    1 post?! Welcome to the SB forums!
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    Itsumomo

    [10]Jan 4, 2007
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    In one episode Squidward said something like "We do this for 40 years, and then we die." That could mean they are around 30-40 years old, no matter how childish Spongebob is.
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    Half-Ghost

    [11]Jan 4, 2007
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    I think SpongeBob is around 40-50 because he won around 300 employee of the month awards.
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    Bloo_Lazlo

    [12]Jan 4, 2007
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    Half-Ghost wrote:
    I think SpongeBob is around 40-50 because he won around 300 employee of the month awards.


    I highly doubt it. I think in Sleepy Time, it had his birthdate (July 14th, 1986) on it. I assume SpongeBob is around 14-21.
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    patrickstarfan

    [13]Jan 4, 2007
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    I've always taught of his age as 19.
    Edited on 01/06/2007 6:28am
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    TAMKFan

    [14]Jan 6, 2007
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    I'd say that SpongeBob is somewhere in his teens, but we'll never know his real age.
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    Kibitokai123

    [15]Jan 8, 2007
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    Half-Ghost wrote:
    I think SpongeBob is around 40-50 because he won around 300 employee of the month awards.
    oh yeah, good point. but that was just working at the krusty krab...
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    dumb_person1

    [16]Jan 8, 2007
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    it's true, this story contradicts itself alot.
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    dumb_person1

    [17]Jan 8, 2007
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    SpongeBob is in his 20's or 30's.
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    dumb_person1

    [18]Jan 8, 2007
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    TAMKFan wrote:
    I'd say that SpongeBob is somewhere in his teens, but we'll never know his real age.

    but SpongeBob lives alone and doesn't go to school only boating school and he's an adult.
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    TAMKFan

    [19]Jan 9, 2007
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    In that case, he'd be 18 or 19.
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    thecrab15

    [20]May 4, 2008
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    He is going to be 22 on july 14.
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