SpongeBob SquarePants: How to torture/ taunt Squidward

What would you do??

Smash his Clarinet and make him eat artery clogging foods
steal his paintings from him and throw them in a dumpster
Sell everything he owns to somebody while he's at work
Beat him down to where he'll start getting a nicer attitude
All of the above!!

Bandgeek4ever
[1]Jul 30, 2007
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I would do all of the above
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talonmalon333
[2]Jul 30, 2007
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This is absurd !
I pick "none of the above" .
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SpongeSebastian
[3]Jul 30, 2007
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The first one.
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leafninja0011
[4]Jul 31, 2007
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I choose the second one.
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ying101
[5]Jul 31, 2007
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talonmalon333 wrote:

This is absurd !
I pick "none of the above" .

I agree, this is too much!
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mister72
[6]Jul 31, 2007
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Bandgeek4ever:what did Squidward do to you? he's tortured enough living between Spongebob and Patrick!
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Speckledorfed
[7]Jul 31, 2007
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I'd probably do the fourth one, but I wouldn't exactly do it to Squidward. *evil laugh*
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StewieZim101
[8]Jul 31, 2007
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Squidward isn't a bad guy. SpongeBob just annoys him. But if I had to *cough*All of the Above*cough*
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mister72
[9]Jul 31, 2007
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Speckledorfed wrote:

I'd probably do the fourth one, but I wouldn't exactly do it to Squidward. *evil laugh*

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tvwatcher657654
[10]Jul 31, 2007
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None of the above. Spongebob and Patrick annoying him is enough torture.
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Bandgeek4ever
[11]Jul 31, 2007
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mister72 wrote:

Bandgeek4ever:what did Squidward do to you? he's tortured enough living between Spongebob and Patrick!

I just don't like him cause he hurts Sb's feelings and he also annoys me because he is always being a jerk. ( Fools in April) He is also negative all the time
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tvmasterdoodles
[12]Jul 31, 2007
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all plus I'd give him a happy helmet like in Ren and Stimpy and force him to be happy!
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How to torture/ taunt Squidward

What would you do??

Bandgeek4ever

talonmalon333

SpongeSebastian

leafninja0011

ying101

mister72

Speckledorfed

StewieZim101

mister72

tvwatcher657654

Bandgeek4ever

tvmasterdoodles