Today is Annoy Squidward Day. A holiday that was mentioned on the episode Employee of the Month
So in this thread, lets annoy Squidward just like Spongebob does.
Hey Squidward can I have a dollar?
Hey Squidward do you want to go surfing?
Hey Squidward do you want to go jellyfishing?
Hey Squidward can I paint your picture?
Hey Squidward can you take me to the Krusty Krab?
Hey Squidward do you want to test out Sandy's experiments?