Hey, help me list down funny moments from post-movie episodes.
1. Have You Seen This Snail?
Squidward: What are those neanderthals up to? Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself?
SpongeBob and Patrick burst into bathroom. Squidward screams for a few seconds.
2. Krusty Towers
Patrick: Squidward, can I ask one more thing?
Squidward: Why don't you ask SpongeBob?
Patrick: Great idea.
SpongeBob: How may I help you sir?
Patrick: I need you to eat these Krabby Patties with me.
SpongeBob: Yes, sir!
SpongeBob and Patrick gobble up the burger. Squidward looks annoyed.
3. Enemy In-Law
Mr Krabs: Ah, that's it! No more hiding in my room like a scared little kid, it's time to act like a man! (jumps at Plankton)
Plankton: Gasp!
Mr Krabs: (jumps in his mother's lap) Please don't marry him, mommy! Don't marry this bad, bad man! I don't want you to!
4. Bummer Vacation
Patrick: Working at the Krusty Krab. Making krabby patties all day. Flipping Krusty Krab working patties krab...uhh, that's a hard song to remember. (opens his rock and jumps in) Huh?
SpongeBob: (sitting in the corner of Patrick's rock) Who do they think they are? I gave the best years of my life to this place and they think they can just fire like that? Like trash? I don't think so.
Patrick: SpongeBob? Is that you?
SpongeBob: (turns around with an evil look on his face) I've been waiting for you, Patrick. (walks towards Patrick, growling)
Patrick: SpongeBob, you're scaring me. Ahh! (SpongeBob laughs maniacally and closes in around Patrick. Scene cuts to Krusty Krab)
5. Spy Buddies
SpongeBob: We're right behind him and he has no idea. (from Plankton's POV, the tip-toes are thunderous steps. He turns around)
Plankton: Would you stop making all that racket? (from SpongeBob and Patrick's POV, Plankton is squeaking as he talks so they can't understand him)
Patrick: What's he doing now?
SpongeBob: I can't tell. (they walk again but SpongeBob is shining a light on Plankton from the magnifying glass)
Plankton: Whew! Gosh, it's hot. (catches on fire and runs away screaming)
SpongeBob: He's getting away! Quick, Patrick, use the jet-packs!
Patrick: Can do! (pushes a button and Patrick grabs SpongeBob as they fly toward Plankton. Plankton jumps into a soda drink and puts himself out)
Plankton: Whew. Huh? (SpongeBob and Patrick are fly over Plankton, setting him and the cup on fire, while they fly through buildings. The jet-pack detaches itself from Patrick and they both skid on the sidewalk. When they stand up, their faces and bodies are deformed)
6. Giant Squidward
Squidward: Oh no, my kelp garden is all wilted! Don't worry fellas, I've got just the thing to perk you up, kelp grow. Hold still. (Squidward sprays it, and his kelp stands up. Squidward sniffs it, then notices Patrick inside)
Patrick: They're pretty.
Squidward: (screams) Patrick?
7. The Curse Of Bikini Bottom
(SpongeBob and Patrick ooooh)
SpongeBob: We're going to haunt you, FOREVER!!!
(Squidward sprays them with hose and they instantly stop saying oooooh)
SpongeBob: Huh? Well that killed the mood.
(SpongeBob and Patrick ooooh one last time, sinking into the ground)
Squidward: I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower.