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Funniest Patrick quote!!!

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    One-Of-Three

    [1]Apr 29, 2006
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    Patrick wrote:
    I think I'll eat it now! ( Shoves candy bar in mouth ) Ah... I think I'll eat it now! ( Bites hand ) Ouch!
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    kjb29

    [2]Apr 29, 2006
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    I'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of tht Guy, and his driving Eyeballs!
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    Clockerevac12

    [3]Apr 29, 2006
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    Spongebob:So hows the Mutton Patrick

    Patrick:Me Thinks it's Muttontastic-Dunces and Dragons

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    toadiscool

    [4]Apr 29, 2006
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    FINLAND!
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    gogetenkusu

    [5]Apr 29, 2006
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    Flying Dutchman: You give me my dining sock and I'll grant you 3 wishes.
    Patrick: Make it 5!
    Flying Dutchman: 4.
    Patrick: 3! Take it or leave it!
    Flying Dutchman: Okay, 3 wishes. You have 3 wishes.
    Patrick: Wishes? I wish we'd known that earlier.
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    Spongefan890

    [6]Apr 29, 2006
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    (to Spongebob) I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you!

    Oh a roast beef, a chicken, a pizza (repeats it over again)

    Edited on 04/29/2006 9:32pm
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    Noteldnep

    [8]Apr 30, 2006
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    Squidward: What would you like to order?
    Patrick: Uhhhhh......
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    F22_King_Raptor

    [9]May 3, 2006
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    Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"
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    Bandgeek4ever

    [10]May 4, 2006
    • member since: 08/12/05
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    Patrick: Yeah who needs dumb old texas?
    Sandy: What did you just say?
    Patrick: Should I start running now?
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    sandyrox

    [11]May 5, 2006
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    My personal favorite:

    Sandy's a girl?!

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    spongedude49

    [12]May 5, 2006
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    Patrick: It's the apocalypse! Office products falling from the sky!
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    Lordslayer65

    [13]May 5, 2006
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    I feel like doing this one

    Patrick: I just got hit in the face with snow and the snow turned into water and I drank it.

    Squidward: Very funny. (closes door)

    Patrick: Can I go to the bathroom?

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    cartooncartoon

    [14]May 7, 2006
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    Patrick: Uhhh.. I Forgot !
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    HannahMontana4

    [15]May 7, 2006
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    NOT PATRICK BUT.....MY PERSONAL FAVORITE QUOTE.....

    SANDY: ANY QUESTIONS?

    MUSCLE BEACH GUY: GOLD TEAM RULES!!
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    GETdownNOWOK

    [16]May 8, 2006
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    Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

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    1710

    [17]May 12, 2006
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    It's the CLAMBURGLAR, and he's stealing my secret box!
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